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Imagine being an FBIcel

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Imagine entering the FBI and your job is to monitor these incel forums in order to spot and catch the next ER.

Do you think that after so much time reading us they have become blackpilled? You have to be a strong coper if you spend so much time on this forum reading all the scientific proof that proves the blackpill right and not become blackpilled yourself. Damn I wouldn't even be surprised if the next ER happens to be an FBI agent.
 
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They probably don't let ugly males be incel monitors due to that.
 
Depends on how boomerish they are, the older betabuxxing men are usually resistent to BlackPill.
 
Incel forums have never had a happening. Monitoring here at all is stupid. There have been more shooters on bodybuilding forums.
 
Incel forums have never had a happening. Monitoring here at all is stupid. There have been more shooters on bodybuilding forums.
My opinion aswell. It is still retarded to say anything legally relevant here.
 
Incel forums have never had a happening. Monitoring here at all is stupid. There have been more shooters on bodybuilding forums.
 
Imagine entering the FBI and your job is to monitor these incel forums in order to spot and catch the next ER.
I hope I get a 5 digit wage to do that shit.
 
What would be hilarious is after so much time stalking this place, the FBIcels get blackpilled and start arresting cucktear fags instead.
They probably don't let ugly males be incel monitors due to that.
That makes sense. Atleast a couple would have gotten blackpilled unless they are literal IT level retard
 
Why would I have to imagine? :fbi:
 
Pretty sure all the junior guy and girl glowniggers that have to monitor 'extremist' content on a daily basis, have weekly or monthly mental assessments to make sure they don't swallow the blackpill. Same with the glowniggers reading (or pretending to be) commies, mayo nationalists and jihadis.




I wonder if FBIcels are actually posting here to get into contact via DM to find out more personal info about certain members here - journos try (like the German YT docu makers) and they are obvious - agents will be really covert.
 
Pretty sure all the junior guy and girl glowniggers that have to monitor 'extremist' content on a daily basis, have weekly or monthly mental assessments to make sure they don't swallow the blackpill. Same with the glowniggers reading (or pretending to be) commies, mayo nationalists and jihadis.
Probably that + brainwashing group sessions
 
I doubt it happens. No possibility of taking any of this into the real world with the poor social skills of the userbase. You can bitch and moan here all you want but nobody will care unless you can get off your chair and organize (which is what I’ve been trying to push-irl organization and making the gap from a forum to a town square).
 
FBI I CANT FUCKING BREED, send back up pls
 
They would never become blackpilled but I think the concensus on this site is that reading too much posts on here makes you increasingly sad and depressed. That is why a lot of incels take breaks from time to time because there is too much sad reality in our posts.

So I could see an FBIcel slowly falling into a depression while reading all our experiences. They would have to rotate them in order to keep them sharp.
 
tfw FBIcels don't want to have a sleepover with you :feelscry:
 
imagine how cringe it must be lul
"Repeat after me, personality is the most sought after thing when it comes to dating"
 
Imagine if they assigned a female agent to monitor the site, she would have the site up on her computer but scrolling through Tinder on her phone looking for her next Chad.
 
Imagine if they assigned a female agent to monitor the site, she would have the site up on her computer but scrolling through Tinder on her phone looking for her next Chad.
That's why it's always men taking charge in terrorist investigations. If women were in charge of that the Sharia would already be law in Europe and the USA because the female investigators couldn't stop texting Chad and wouldn't even acknowledge the existence of terrorists because ugly arabcels are invisible to them.

We're a minor threat so it wouldn't surprise me if it was women monitoring us though.
 
They probably don't let ugly males be incel monitors due to that.
Wouldn't make more sense to use attractive FBI agents for more important tasks that involve charisma and shit like that? I think women would be more suitable for monitoring incels. It's not a job that requires too much brains after all.
 
Ching Chong Cambridge Cybercrime Squads headed bi PpeCel ,
Is PPEcel really a spy? I did think its kinda fishy that a millionaire would spend his time on a forum like this and not just betabuxx some hot blonde whore or escortmaxx and copemaxx and travelworldmaxx
Wouldn't make more sense to use attractive FBI agents for more important tasks that involve charisma and shit like that? I think women would be more suitable for monitoring incels. It's not a job that requires too much brains after all.
I can say that whenever the police dealt with me it was almost always a woman cus they can tell im incel and not a threat
 

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