Experiment Imagine if we started an incel themed restaurant

[abuincelalmichigani]

The possibilities would be nearly endless!

Forever Alone Burgers (cleverly named to indicate you want nothing on your burger).

Foid fries or French fried foids (if we had a particularly skilled incel artist he could even make special carved batches of fries that look like wahmen in pain due to well their being a French fry that has been cooked in searing hot oil).

Chadrone cone- chocolate ice cream in a cone.

Taco Supreme Gentleman with ExtRa meat for all our blonde Stacy customers to eat, heh.

Beta uprising bagels

So yeah if you guys can think of anymore “themed” items list em here.

 

[FrothySolutions]

You eat alone in a quiet booth with a complimentary bottle of White Horse.

 

[Deleted member 22572]

All the servants are ugly males, meaning they will never be tipped

 

[penismaster768]

Drink/Fry sizes

Giga Chad - Extra Large
Chad- Large
Normie- Medium
Manlet- Small
Turbomanlet- Extra Small

 

[To_Live_is to_Serve]

Micro weiners, bald burgers, Chad chips and blue waffles.

 

[BenBerger]

I like the idea and I will definitely spend some shekels in such a restaurant

 

[Gyros_Pretcel]

Just roastbeef tbh

 

[Deleted member 19079]

the 11 cm special

 

[Hail The Bloatlord]

No toilet, you get a complimentary jug at the entrance

 

[RollD20]

Actually gives me an idea to try this but I doubt most normies will get the theme

 

[unsettling]

it's a great way to lure in normies so that you can poison all the food

 

[abuincelalmichigani]

Lmao @ your guys suggestions!

Also no “couples” would be permitted...or well it’d be set up to be one person per tiny table so I suppose couples could come and eat at our establishment together but they’d be separated by design while inside.

 

[bait____]

Take the menupill

 

[ThoughtfulCel]

Gorillacel surprise and Forest fries will be one of the meals

 

[PPEcel]

Drink/Fry sizes

Giga Chad - Extra Large
Chad- Large
Normie- Medium
Manlet- Small
Turbomanlet- Extra Small

sounds awesome tbh

of course we cant forget the tendies


View: https://www.reddit.com/r/IncelTear/comments/i356ul/dont_forget_the_tendies/

 

[abuincelalmichigani]

LOL, so I’ve finally made my glorious debut on IT eh?

Though it’s odd that they scribbled my username out isn’t it?

You’d think they’d want to spread the incel/Wizard “Fat Link” name around widely so as to try and shame/bully/embarrass/harass me?

Guess the queers, dinks, ugs and tranny freaks are slipping.

 

[zekr]

big kek at the top comment on IT "blackpilled sundae"

I might add that we serve Looksmatched Ladyfingers with such dessert.

 

[AmIjustDreaming]

IT special, you get soylent drink and an underage boy

 

[shii410]

the atmosphere needs to be like Waffle House but incel

 

[abuincelalmichigani]

IT special, you get soylent drink and an underage boy

Haha, yeah and we can create uber cool "secret" dealz like Arby's meat mountain sandwhich in that if you "know" about it or know certain key words such as "Dr. Pizza" or "Jeffrey Epstein" we could decide to give the customers either a buy one get one free deal once they provide the "secret code words" or at the very least a massive discount on their order.

 

[TheIncelRepublic]

Drink/Fry sizes

Giga Chad - Extra Large
Chad- Large
Normie- Medium
Manlet- Small
Turbomanlet- Extra Small

 

[TheProphetMuscle]

Curry should be our main dish

 

[FAloner]

Curry should be our main dish

Curry with rice