Our bluepilled Norman has decided that he wants to enter the dating world. He opens a soylent bottle as his Tinder application loads up.
He knows that despite being 5'4" and balding, his sense of humor and a genuinely nice personality that he developed based on his feminist theory studies will make him a catch. He's self-deprecating in his Tinder bio by joking about his height because he thinks that will show he's not insecure. He knows this because he researched Tinder strategies and knows that a good bio goes further than looks. His profile is now set up and ready to get flooded with matches.
A profile shows up on his screen. A fine-looking woman that's his type gets him excited. But he won't swipe immediately. He will take his time to read her bio, not like other people who just mindlessly swipe and make decisions based on looks. As he starts to read her bio, his face goes from excited to disheartened. He is visibly upset by what he read.
"This is very unsettling" he utters before going on to the next girl, dissapointed. Despite what just happened, he knows that not all women are like that, bad women like her are rare and he is better off without her anyways. He is sure that most women don't care about superficial things like height. Another profile loads up.
Our normar friend is astonished. "Surely I'm just being unlucky" he proclaims before going onto the next woman, but similar things keep happening...
Norman's bluepilled beliefs get challenged, but he is stubborn. He doesn't let a superficial application like Tinder prevent him from finding love. Norman goes out.
At a local bar, Norman orders a drink and notices a lonely woman drinking by herself.
He checks his hair, proud of his brand-new $80 haircut, as he knows a good haircut is what makes a man attractive, not facial bones. He pulls his pants up, knowing full well that fitting clothes make a man's figure great, not his skeletal frame. He approaches her and initiates conversation. The girl responds and they end up talking for the next 2 hours. Norman paid for all her drinks. He then asks for her number, but the girl warns him that she's not currently open to dating or hooking up. Norman apologises and explains how he is not one of those incels who think women have sex on the first date. That doesn't happen in real life. As they continue conversing , some guy approaches the girl. "Hi, I'm Chad", he says. He is tall, much taller than Norman. His shoulders are wide and his jaw huge. Norman gets intimidated as Chad glances at him with his hunter eyes. The girl is visibly excited and doesn't take her eyes off Chad. She is very responsive to him and completely forgets about Norman. Chad tells her how she is very attractive, and whether she wants to come to his home for a drink. She immediately agrees and hops down from the chair, following Chad like a puppy. Normas is left with a mouth wide open. He can't believe what just happened. "Surely not all women are like this", he says as he walks home with a sad and defeated expression on his face.
On his walk home, a group of young drunk women let out an audible "Eeew!" in his direction.
Norman starts raging inside. He's straining his brain and performing mental gymnastics to justify all that happened tonight. There has to be a bluepilled explanation. In the end, he concludes that he just wasn't confident enough. His Tinder bio wasn't good enough, and Chad won the girl over with his confidence. Looks have nothing to do with attraction after all. Norman will now spend the rest of his night on r/IncelTear seeking advice to improve his personality and making fun of incels. "I may be a virgin, but at least I'm not an incel" he proclaims as he screenshots yet another incels.co post and uploads it on the subreddit.
He is sure that the right one waits for a good guy like him somewhere out there.
He knows that despite being 5'4" and balding, his sense of humor and a genuinely nice personality that he developed based on his feminist theory studies will make him a catch. He's self-deprecating in his Tinder bio by joking about his height because he thinks that will show he's not insecure. He knows this because he researched Tinder strategies and knows that a good bio goes further than looks. His profile is now set up and ready to get flooded with matches.
A profile shows up on his screen. A fine-looking woman that's his type gets him excited. But he won't swipe immediately. He will take his time to read her bio, not like other people who just mindlessly swipe and make decisions based on looks. As he starts to read her bio, his face goes from excited to disheartened. He is visibly upset by what he read.
"This is very unsettling" he utters before going on to the next girl, dissapointed. Despite what just happened, he knows that not all women are like that, bad women like her are rare and he is better off without her anyways. He is sure that most women don't care about superficial things like height. Another profile loads up.
Our normar friend is astonished. "Surely I'm just being unlucky" he proclaims before going onto the next woman, but similar things keep happening...
Norman's bluepilled beliefs get challenged, but he is stubborn. He doesn't let a superficial application like Tinder prevent him from finding love. Norman goes out.
At a local bar, Norman orders a drink and notices a lonely woman drinking by herself.
He checks his hair, proud of his brand-new $80 haircut, as he knows a good haircut is what makes a man attractive, not facial bones. He pulls his pants up, knowing full well that fitting clothes make a man's figure great, not his skeletal frame. He approaches her and initiates conversation. The girl responds and they end up talking for the next 2 hours. Norman paid for all her drinks. He then asks for her number, but the girl warns him that she's not currently open to dating or hooking up. Norman apologises and explains how he is not one of those incels who think women have sex on the first date. That doesn't happen in real life. As they continue conversing , some guy approaches the girl. "Hi, I'm Chad", he says. He is tall, much taller than Norman. His shoulders are wide and his jaw huge. Norman gets intimidated as Chad glances at him with his hunter eyes. The girl is visibly excited and doesn't take her eyes off Chad. She is very responsive to him and completely forgets about Norman. Chad tells her how she is very attractive, and whether she wants to come to his home for a drink. She immediately agrees and hops down from the chair, following Chad like a puppy. Normas is left with a mouth wide open. He can't believe what just happened. "Surely not all women are like this", he says as he walks home with a sad and defeated expression on his face.
On his walk home, a group of young drunk women let out an audible "Eeew!" in his direction.
Norman starts raging inside. He's straining his brain and performing mental gymnastics to justify all that happened tonight. There has to be a bluepilled explanation. In the end, he concludes that he just wasn't confident enough. His Tinder bio wasn't good enough, and Chad won the girl over with his confidence. Looks have nothing to do with attraction after all. Norman will now spend the rest of his night on r/IncelTear seeking advice to improve his personality and making fun of incels. "I may be a virgin, but at least I'm not an incel" he proclaims as he screenshots yet another incels.co post and uploads it on the subreddit.
He is sure that the right one waits for a good guy like him somewhere out there.
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