[LifeFuel] In less than a week, I will no longer be a 23 year old virgin

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I will turn 24 soon. :feelsrope:
 
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Lmao I was expecting an escortceling thread. 25 here.
 
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Have seen this kind of bait before on braincels. Knew what the thread is going to be.
 
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Grannymaxxing is your only hope of ascension.

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I wish I was young like you
 
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Lmao I was expecting an escortceling thread. 25 here.
Ngl, I was hoping people were thinking that.
Have seen this kind of bait before on braincels. Knew what the thread is going to be.
Teehee.
Grannymaxxing is your only hope of ascension.
Volcel if you wouldn't.
I wish I was young like you
Young?! I'm an oldcel at this point, considering there's loads of teenagers here and people younger than 21 in general.
 
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Once you hit 25, it only gets worse
 
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Is there any other way for an incel to lose their virginity?
If you really wanted you could smash a drunk landwhale at a club then get arrested for rape when the landwhale realises you were not chad, only recommend for suicidecels.
 
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Is there any other way for an incel to lose their virginity?
If you're not a truecel I think you might have a chance if you chase ugly drunk women at bars/clubs.

But

1) Those places are expensive
2) They are filled with suifuel
3) Huge waste of time, will take you many tries
4) You can get accused of rape the next day

Not worth it
 
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Volcel if you say no to her.
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If you're not a truecel I think you might have a chance if you chase ugly drunk women at bars/clubs.

But

1) Those places are expensive
2) They are filled with suifuel
3) Huge waste of time, will take you many tries
4) You can get accused of rape the next day

Not worth it
Nope that ship has sailed.

Even fat uggos get messaged on TINDER by gym studs and who can forget this classic so Blackpilled it was banned from YouTube.


 
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Things won't get any better in the future. You're no longer young. You're no longer in school. Only a lifetime of wageslavery awaits you at this point, unless you're lucky enough to live in a country with a generous neetbuxx. If you want a vision of the future to come, imagine a Chad's boot stamping on your face forever.

Welcome to the first day of the rest of your life.
 
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If I had to choose between settling with that thing and killing myself, I would gladly kill myself.
She SMV mogs this whole forum, unfortunately.
 
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I will turn 24 soon. :feelsrope:
I don't know if I should laugh because I kinda expected this but in the back of my head I was thinking, "Is he really going to..." then I opened and went, "Damn it."
 
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Why triggered?
Who's triggered? Stop coping.
She SMV mogs this whole forum, unfortunately.
That is very true. JFL.
Cliched/10
You should get banned again/10.
I don't know if I should laugh because I kinda expected this but in the back of my head I was thinking, "Is he really going to..." then I opened and went, "Damn it."
Whatever makes you feel better, my friend. :) Just laugh TBH.
Things won't get any better in the future. You're no longer young. You're no longer in school. Only a lifetime of wageslavery awaits you at this point, unless you're lucky enough to live in a country with a generous neetbuxx. If you want a vision of the future to come, imagine a Chad's boot stamping on your face forever.

Welcome to the first day of the rest of your life.
I don't even have a college degree. I dropped out so many times. :(
 
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Who's triggered? Stop coping.
If you WEREN'T triggered you would have ignored by comment (which was just me saying I didn't fall for the bait). But NO, you HAD to respond.
 
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If you WEREN'T triggered you would have ignored by comment (which was just me saying I didn't fall for the bait). But NO, you HAD to respond.
Low IQ. I am responding because you're being a faggot.
 
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no you arent old at all. i think the start of old is mid 30s
 
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Pfft. Lightweight. Try being a 41 yo virgin incel scum. Tallfag no less. "Oh wait youre 6'7" and white". Alcoholic as well. Wish I was 7' black, ripped with a 10x7 cock. I'd still probably be virgin ngl
 
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I was there too, but had more hope things could still change soon. Hitting 30 and still being a virgin was extra tough for me. Its like how can you turn it around and get the happiness and fulfillment you crave?

It's not just sex, it's emotionally, spiritually, it's all connected. Day after day, week after week, month after month, then years turning into decades living like this. If no women want you in anyway except a cucked meaningless friendship at best, what can you do?

Paying a 1000+ cock prostitute and punching the sky shouting "I MADE IT" or roping seems the only alternatives. :feelsbadman:
 
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This thread was made every month on /r/incels and on foreveralone
 
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Pfft. Lightweight. Try being a 41 yo virgin incel scum. Tallfag no less. "Oh wait youre 6'7" and white". Alcoholic as well. Wish I was 7' black, ripped with a 10x7 cock. I'd still probably be virgin ngl
Oh yeah, how many women have you hit on (in real life) and how many of them were fat?
 
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Practically zero because I'm on the spectrum
zero rejections or zero fat women? Damn you can't even give a straight answer.
 
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I don't approach. Does that make nonincel?
Do you think women will come at you just because you're tall? Nope, you still have to approach and talk to women. Height is the minimum requirement for you to get results.

Now get out of here volcel.
 
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Do you think women will come at you just because you're tall? Nope, you still have to approach and talk to women. Height is the minimum requirement for you to get results.

Now get out of here volcel.
You get out bitch
 
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