[LifeFuel] In less than a week, I will no longer be a 23 year old virgin

[RREEEEEEEEE]

I will turn 24 soon.

 

[Gymcelled]

Lmao I was expecting an escortceling thread. 25 here.

 

[speedtypingincel]

Have seen this kind of bait before on braincels. Knew what the thread is going to be.

 

[wereqryan]

Grannymaxxing is your only hope of ascension.

 

[FinnCel]

I wish I was young like you

 

[RREEEEEEEEE]

Lmao I was expecting an escortceling thread. 25 here.

Ngl, I was hoping people were thinking that.

Have seen this kind of bait before on braincels. Knew what the thread is going to be.

Teehee.

Grannymaxxing is your only hope of ascension.

Volcel if you wouldn't.

I wish I was young like you

Young?! I'm an oldcel at this point, considering there's loads of teenagers here and people younger than 21 in general.

 

[LastGerman]

Lmao I was expecting an escortceling thread. 25 here.

Another 25cel.

 

[psygnosis-owl]

Lmao I was expecting an escortceling thread. 25 here.

Is there any other way for an incel to lose their virginity?

 

[ovrload]

Once you hit 25, it only gets worse

 

[Lester]

Lmao I was expecting an escortceling thread

ngl

 

[Ping And Pong]

Is there any other way for an incel to lose their virginity?

If you really wanted you could smash a drunk landwhale at a club then get arrested for rape when the landwhale realises you were not chad, only recommend for suicidecels.

 

[Gymcelled]

Is there any other way for an incel to lose their virginity?

If you're not a truecel I think you might have a chance if you chase ugly drunk women at bars/clubs.

But

1) Those places are expensive
2) They are filled with suifuel
3) Huge waste of time, will take you many tries
4) You can get accused of rape the next day

Not worth it

 

[Monk of Failure]

Volcel if you say no to her.

 

[RREEEEEEEEE]

Volcel if you say no to her.

I think that's a man.

 

[Legendarywristcel]

Volcel if you say no to her.
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JFL, wtf is this creature ?

 

[chadalwayswins]

Volcel if you say no to her.
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is that Braziliansmegmas looksmatch?

 

[Monk of Failure]

I think that's a man.

She is foid

Polycystic ovary sufferer embraces body and facial hair by ditching razor: 'I'm empowered'

A WOMAN who used to shave her entire body has decided to celebrate the thick, dark hair, which covers most of her body.

www.dailystar.co.uk

JFL, wtf is this creature ?

Wamin of 21st century lol

is that Braziliansmegmas looksmatch?

No she mogs cuckma.

 

[RREEEEEEEEE]

She is foid

That's legit disgusting.

 

[Legendarywristcel]

Wamin of 21st century lol

She said she got lots of attention from men. Cucks will fuck anything confirmed. Also, its over!

 

[Monk of Failure]

That's legit disgusting.

She said she got lots of attention from men. Cucks will fuck anything confirmed. Also, its over!

That's what "Ascension 2020" look like.

 

[RREEEEEEEEE]

That's what "Ascension 2020" look like.

If I had to choose between settling with that thing and killing myself, I would gladly kill myself.

 

[psygnosis-owl]

If you're not a truecel I think you might have a chance if you chase ugly drunk women at bars/clubs.

But

1) Those places are expensive
2) They are filled with suifuel
3) Huge waste of time, will take you many tries
4) You can get accused of rape the next day

Not worth it

Nope that ship has sailed.

Even fat uggos get messaged on TINDER by gym studs and who can forget this classic so Blackpilled it was banned from YouTube.

https://www.rooshvforum.com/thread-43625.html?__cf_chl_jschl_tk__=acaf4f644267946ef9633590c29c5240f3d798a0-1575186495-0-AbcF2aX4gzOp2GtBjvXXqU8ov0v2PhxW4qnL1-7QYspZF8lmJTVOIZjx5eh9phlH6zSSqZc09_UtmS3-1uDt0ZYLIVmLoO1khj27IAlTKybSQhjE9ToK4ouV8j3iN_HKLCH7k3nW5lMlg5hpH3dSqi4cOgDuVDkB-4XtUit5fgUvqYbfad4ch6Xj-2Jo7o_5XSnujSy7xeboWzV1J7MziX_7QKiw4YzVUWfz7hfWzRW4VQIQe5ytzxZ0AnojtbmarBDx9xwL7GFtK1grbt3HfxoemIka1YCizEhOSk2GFeff

 

[Joelossus]

Grannymaxxing is your only hope of ascension.

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In that case i rather stay incel tbh

 

[Gymcelled]

Nope that ship has sailed.

Even fat uggos get messaged on TINDER by gym studs and who can forget this classic so Blackpilled it was banned from YouTube.

https://www.rooshvforum.com/thread-43625.html?__cf_chl_jschl_tk__=acaf4f644267946ef9633590c29c5240f3d798a0-1575186495-0-AbcF2aX4gzOp2GtBjvXXqU8ov0v2PhxW4qnL1-7QYspZF8lmJTVOIZjx5eh9phlH6zSSqZc09_UtmS3-1uDt0ZYLIVmLoO1khj27IAlTKybSQhjE9ToK4ouV8j3iN_HKLCH7k3nW5lMlg5hpH3dSqi4cOgDuVDkB-4XtUit5fgUvqYbfad4ch6Xj-2Jo7o_5XSnujSy7xeboWzV1J7MziX_7QKiw4YzVUWfz7hfWzRW4VQIQe5ytzxZ0AnojtbmarBDx9xwL7GFtK1grbt3HfxoemIka1YCizEhOSk2GFeff

I made a thread about this a while back actually

Morbidly obese, hairy, facial deformed (shooped) women has men lined up for her | Incels - Involuntary Celibate

An old classic, I'm sure a good portion of you already know about this experiment. Enjoy. And JFL at those comments. https://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=168948903&page=1

incels.co

 

[speedtypingincel]

Teehee.

Why triggered?

 

[Glokta]

Things won't get any better in the future. You're no longer young. You're no longer in school. Only a lifetime of wageslavery awaits you at this point, unless you're lucky enough to live in a country with a generous neetbuxx. If you want a vision of the future to come, imagine a Chad's boot stamping on your face forever.

Welcome to the first day of the rest of your life.

 

[Monk of Failure]

If I had to choose between settling with that thing and killing myself, I would gladly kill myself.

She SMV mogs this whole forum, unfortunately.

 

[universallyabhorred]

Cliched/10

 

[Guykild]

I will turn 24 soon.

I don't know if I should laugh because I kinda expected this but in the back of my head I was thinking, "Is he really going to..." then I opened and went, "Damn it."

 

[vodkacel]

Volcel if you say no to her.
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[RREEEEEEEEE]

Why triggered?

Who's triggered? Stop coping.

She SMV mogs this whole forum, unfortunately.

That is very true. JFL.

Cliched/10

You should get banned again/10.

I don't know if I should laugh because I kinda expected this but in the back of my head I was thinking, "Is he really going to..." then I opened and went, "Damn it."

Whatever makes you feel better, my friend. Just laugh TBH.

Things won't get any better in the future. You're no longer young. You're no longer in school. Only a lifetime of wageslavery awaits you at this point, unless you're lucky enough to live in a country with a generous neetbuxx. If you want a vision of the future to come, imagine a Chad's boot stamping on your face forever.

Welcome to the first day of the rest of your life.

I don't even have a college degree. I dropped out so many times.

 

[universallyabhorred]

You should get banned again/10.

You are a larping fake who ascended and got a GF then lied about it/10.

 

[RREEEEEEEEE]

You are a Larping fake who ascended and got a GF then lied about it/10.

If only this were true.

 

[speedtypingincel]

Who's triggered? Stop coping.

If you WEREN'T triggered you would have ignored by comment (which was just me saying I didn't fall for the bait). But NO, you HAD to respond.

 

[RREEEEEEEEE]

If you WEREN'T triggered you would have ignored by comment (which was just me saying I didn't fall for the bait). But NO, you HAD to respond.

Low IQ. I am responding because you're being a faggot.

 

[Haywire]

no you arent old at all. i think the start of old is mid 30s

 

[RREEEEEEEEE]

no you arent old at all. i think the start of old is mid 30s

How old are you? I definitely feel old, though..

 

[Haywire]

How old are you? I definitely feel old, though..

almost 36. if you feel old at not even 24 i got bad news for you

 

[ThouShallObeyKing]

Grannymaxxing is your only hope of ascension.

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Jfl thanks to makeup she looks better than him

 

[speedtypingincel]

Low IQ. I am responding because you're being a faggot.

Oh yeah, you aren't convincing anyone.

 

[Tallcel]

Pfft. Lightweight. Try being a 41 yo virgin incel scum. Tallfag no less. "Oh wait youre 6'7" and white". Alcoholic as well. Wish I was 7' black, ripped with a 10x7 cock. I'd still probably be virgin ngl

 

[Mogged Loner]

I will turn 24 soon.

I came in this thread hoping for good news. Like everything else in my life I was disappointed.

 

[Alone75]

I was there too, but had more hope things could still change soon. Hitting 30 and still being a virgin was extra tough for me. Its like how can you turn it around and get the happiness and fulfillment you crave?

It's not just sex, it's emotionally, spiritually, it's all connected. Day after day, week after week, month after month, then years turning into decades living like this. If no women want you in anyway except a cucked meaningless friendship at best, what can you do?

Paying a 1000+ cock prostitute and punching the sky shouting "I MADE IT" or roping seems the only alternatives.

 

[Indari]

This thread was made every month on /r/incels and on foreveralone

 

[speedtypingincel]

Pfft. Lightweight. Try being a 41 yo virgin incel scum. Tallfag no less. "Oh wait youre 6'7" and white". Alcoholic as well. Wish I was 7' black, ripped with a 10x7 cock. I'd still probably be virgin ngl

Oh yeah, how many women have you hit on (in real life) and how many of them were fat?

 

[Tallcel]

Oh yeah, how many women have you hit on (in real life) and how many of them were fat?

Practically zero because I'm on the spectrum.

 

[speedtypingincel]

Practically zero because I'm on the spectrum

zero rejections or zero fat women? Damn you can't even give a straight answer.

 

[Tallcel]

zero rejections or zero fat women? Damn you can't even give a straight answer.

I don't approach. Does that make nonincel?

 

[speedtypingincel]

I don't approach. Does that make nonincel?

Do you think women will come at you just because you're tall? Nope, you still have to approach and talk to women. Height is the minimum requirement for you to get results.

Now get out of here volcel.

 

[Tallcel]

Do you think women will come at you just because you're tall? Nope, you still have to approach and talk to women. Height is the minimum requirement for you to get results.

Now get out of here volcel.

You get out bitch

 

[speedtypingincel]

You get out bitch

Here's also you with your sky-high standards:

Don't like asians that much and have no money.

involuntarily broke

Volcel.

 

[Magnum]

Almost 30 and still havnt copped a feel... everything I am is wasted.. all these years I could of been spending it with others. Wasted alone. And when I complain i get shamed for it... I hate this

 

[Alone75]

I don't approach. Does that make nonincel?

Well, some might say if you've never tried how do you know you wouldn't have had numerous foids reacting positively and wanting you sexually?

The chances of that are slim though in reality, especially if none look at you smiling, or stranger foids speaking to you first flirting which I've witnessed happening to 6+ guys. You'd more likely get into trouble trying, especially if you're on the spectrum and don't look like Chad.

Plus guys our age look extra creepy trying that shit, especially irl on the streets. At least we only risk being blocked online for the most part!

 

[Legendarywristcel]

OP, the average age for a curry losing his inceldom is around 28-29. You will mog curries if you have sex before that age.

 

[Tallcel]

Well, some might say if you've never tried how do you know you wouldn't have had numerous foids reacting positively and wanting you sexually?

The chances of that are slim though in reality, especially if none look at you smiling, or stranger foids speaking to you first flirting which I've witnessed happening to 6+ guys. You'd more likely get into trouble trying, especially if you're on the spectrum and don't look like Chad.

Plus guys our age look extra creepy trying that shit, especially irl on the streets. At least we only risk being blocked online for the most part!

I've been on dates from online sites (I'm old enough to remember when everything was OFFline) and they would ghost me to shit. I guess that counts

 

[Legendarywristcel]

Do you think women will come at you just because you're tall? Nope, you still have to approach and talk to women. Height is the minimum requirement for you to get results.

Now get out of here volcel.

Exactly. What did he think? He was going to stand in the street and bitches would flock him to because of his height ?

 

[Tallcel]

Exactly. What did he think? He was going to stand in the street and bitches would flock him to because of his height ?

Ugh
Read my response

One time in Target a little girl said I was an ugly man. You do not know the HELL that is my life

 

[Legendarywristcel]

Almost 30 and still havnt copped a feel... everything I am is wasted.. all these years I could of been spending it with others. Wasted alone. And when I complain i get shamed for it... I hate this

Hitting 30 is a special feeling. Most here cant relate to 30+ year old incels. Your best option as a 30 + year old is betabuxxing.

Ugh
Read my response

You said you dont approach. That makes you a volcel. Dating apps dont work if your face aint good enough. Height makes more of an impact when you approach foids in real life which forces them to look up to you thereby triggering an instinctive response. When you mog these short women, it increase your chances of acension.

That beign said, wont work if youre fat.

 

[Tallcel]

Hitting 30 is a special feeling. Most here cant relate to 30+ year old incels. Your best option as a 30 + year old is betabuxxing.


You said you dont approach. That makes you a volcel. Dating apps dont work if your face aint good enough. Height makes more of an impact when you approach foids in real life which forces them to look up to you thereby triggering an instinctive response. When you mog these short women, it increase your chances of acension.

That beign said, wont work if youre fat.

I hope you fucking DIE. I'm drinking myself into oblivion and I hate this site and you all can die. The fact is Chad can get his dick wet at 14 years old and I cannot and I am 41 goddamn years old so go fuc yourself

 

[omnigold]

You just need to be positive and go outside, incel.