NSFW incel symptom: wanting a girl to ride your cock cowgirl style

[Wiz32BlackJiggaboo]

IRL this is probably actually painful to have her lean back on her hands because it points your cock toward your feet.

I mean, I fap that way, but only at 50% stiffness.

I'd be 100% hard inside a qt like this though and thus it would damage my dick more.

But we enjoy it in theory because having never experienced it, we don't encounter the fundamental logistics nightmare of dickbending.

 

[PPEcel]

My favourite sex position tbh. But instead of just merely going up and down, skilled whores also rotate and thrust their hips.

When the foid leans back it feels tighter, but when she's leaning forward you can also kiss her or suck her tits (depending on her height).

 

[WØLF]

Horny on main

My favourite sex position tbh. But instead of just merely going up and down, skilled whores also rotate and thrust their hips.

Mogs me at having sex

 

[Deleted member 27249]

@Cowcel WOULD LIKE THIS

 

[Wiz32BlackJiggaboo]

My favourite sex position tbh. But instead of just merely going up and down, skilled whores also rotate and thrust their hips.

When the foid leans back it feels tighter, but when she's leaning forward you can also kiss her or suck her tits (depending on her height).

Thrusting the hips would hyperextend your cock

This is basically what leaning back does, but worse, because you're not just negating the hip flexion but doing hip hyperextension

She's basically giving your dick an arm bar

 

[KingChemist]

I did this when I escortcelled.

 

[Wiz32BlackJiggaboo]

I did this when I escortcelled.

did she just have torso upright (dick bent 90 degrees from resting upward position) or lean back (100 to 190 degree bend)

 

[WØLF]

@Cowcel WOULD LIKE THIS

Wait why

 

[Deleted member 27159]

I like this position as well. It is nice to lay down and have the foid do all the work. I will never have this

 

[Over_this_Life]

Just post a stealth foid worship thread with a pornographic gif theory

 

[FUCKITALLREEE]

I like the doggy and froggy position better tbh because she wouldn't have to see my face and i could grab her hips and trust away.

 

[crestfallencel]

you will never have a loli dark elf gf ride you

 

[cowboy-emoji]

Incel trait: thinking about vanilla sex

Normies mock "boring" vanilla sex and want bdsm, domination and other weird shit. Meanwhile i fantasize about vanilla sex

 

[Deleted member 27495]

incels do this every day wdym

 

[Shaded]

I do want this because its perfect if you sit up and you both are holding each other. I also like watching missionary. Very inceltier, no wonder I'm a virgin.

 

[Blackcel rigth wing]

if i got chance ill choke her and then gag her with my weewee

 

[Adamhastor]

Wtf is this loli shit ???

 

[orchis]

Looks uncomfortable tbh.

 

[kikecel]

I'd kill to have this

 

[PPEcel]

did she just have torso upright (dick bent 90 degrees from resting upward position) or lean back (100 to 190 degree bend)

how can you have a 190 degree bend in cowgirl?

 

[mNFwTJ3wz9]

She's flat.

tbh

 

[ChinaCurry]

My favourite sex position tbh. But instead of just merely going up and down, skilled whores also rotate and thrust their hips.

When the foid leans back it feels tighter, but when she's leaning forward you can also kiss her or suck her tits (depending on her height).

Tbh

 

[Haywire]

She's flat.

lol her pussy already blown out

 

[PPEcel]

I like the doggy and froggy position better tbh because she wouldn't have to see my face and i could grab her hips and trust away.

If you're a lazycel (or high or drunk), try spoons. Basically you're the big spoon and you're fucking her from the back. It requires no effort (unlike doggy) since you're lying down and you don't have to see her face. And you can reach over with your arm and play with her tits.

 

[Hate_my_life]

I'd kill to have this

 

[Tenshi]

do you have more gifs like this?

 

[Deleted member 24256]

I like this position as well. It is nice to lay down and have the foid do all the work. I will never have this

 

[FUCKITALLREEE]

If you're a lazycel (or high or drunk), try spoons. Basically you're the big spoon and you're fucking her from the back. It requires no effort (unlike doggy) since you're lying down and you don't have to see her face. And you can reach over with your arm and play with her tits.

I'll keep that in mind for when i'm fucking in my dreams.

 

[Tenshi]

If you're a lazycel (or high or drunk), try spoons. Basically you're the big spoon and you're fucking her from the back. It requires no effort (unlike doggy) since you're lying down and you don't have to see her face. And you can reach over with your arm and play with her tits.

that one seems good

it possible to perform with a small dick?

 

[dirtykombatcel]

She's flat.

 

[KingChemist]

did she just have torso upright (dick bent 90 degrees from resting upward position) or lean back (100 to 190 degree bend)

Bit of both.

 

[PPEcel]

that one seems good

it possible to perform with a small dick?

how small

it might be somewhat difficult to fuck a foid from behind if your dick is micropenis-tier. but if it's just slightly below average then it probably is still possible.

if you do have a micropenis then i'd say just stick with cowgirl

 

[Tenshi]

how small

it might be somewhat difficult to fuck a foid from behind if your dick is micropenis-tier. but if it's just slightly below average then it probably is still possible.

if you do have a micropenis then i'd say just stick with cowgirl

around 4.5''

imagine the embarrassment of not being able to do it jfl

 

[PPEcel]

around 4.5''

imagine the embarrassment of not being able to do it jfl

You'll be fine, lol.

 

[ionlycopenow]

I just coomed man, chill

 

[PassTheRope/Cope]

IRL this is probably actually painful to have her lean back on her hands because it points your cock toward your feet.

I mean, I fap that way, but only at 50% stiffness.

I'd be 100% hard inside a qt like this though and thus it would damage my dick more.

But we enjoy it in theory because having never experienced it, we don't encounter the fundamental logistics nightmare of dickbending.

Bruh, where did u find this gif?
Kinda curious ngl

 

[Wiz32BlackJiggaboo]

Just post a stealth foid worship thread with a pornographic gif theory

what is froggy style

 

[Uglymuggly]

My favourite sex position tbh. But instead of just merely going up and down, skilled whores also rotate and thrust their hips.

When the foid leans back it feels tighter, but when she's leaning forward you can also kiss her or suck her tits (depending on her height).

Brag

 

[Wiz32BlackJiggaboo]

Brag

you wouldn't kiss or suck tits of a whore, so he's basically admitting he's getting sex from non-escorts

 

[PPEcel]

you wouldn't kiss or suck tits of a whore, so he's basically admitting he's getting sex from non-escorts

I would and have kissed whores. I can understand why some people might find that off-putting, but what's wrong with sucking her tits?

 

[Lone-Star]

She's flat.

 

[Wiz32BlackJiggaboo]

I would and have kissed whores. I can understand why some people might find that off-putting, but what's wrong with sucking her tits?

TBH it always seemed kind of like you want to fuck your mom, so you may as well just own up to it and fuck your mom.

The point of stimulating erogenous zones like that should be for the foid's pleasure when you want her to fuck you for it's own sake and not cash.

If she's doing it for cash then why waste time pleasing her?

Also even so, you would just circle a nipple/areola with your tongue not fucking "suck" it like you're trying to draw milk, WTF. What next, bite the nipple? Ask her to spank you? Just fuck your mom already.

That's like literally sucking on a dick: that's a metaphor y'know right? ACTUAL sucking would be fucking painful. Foids shouldn't do it.

 

[ordinaryotaku]

No thanks. The use of the cowgirl position scarred me for life after I saw a gif on /b/ of a guy breaking his dick from it back in 2015.

 

[Wiz32BlackJiggaboo]

No thanks. The use of the cowgirl position scarred me for life after I saw a gif on /b/ of a guy breaking his dick from it back in 2015.

exactly, real experience is it's bad, you can only idolize it because all you know of it is porn.

I try to think past porn about actual physics and how my dick feels when I bend it 180 degrees: it's bad news guys

 

[Deleted member 23682]

this is actually how my escort fucked me

 

[Wiz32BlackJiggaboo]

this is actually how my escort fucked me

this is because you already broke your dick by doing prone masturbation like me

 

[Deleted member 23682]

this is because you already broke your dick by doing prone masturbation like me

elaborate.

 

[PPEcel]

this is actually how my escort fucked me

based

By the way, have you and OP tried reverse cowgirl, where the foid is doing the same thing, but you're facing her back and ass instead?

 

[Deleted member 23682]

based

By the way, have you and OP tried reverse cowgirl, where the foid is doing the same thing, but you're facing her back and ass instead?

no tbh. maybe next time

 

[PPEcel]

no tbh. maybe next time

cowgirl is better tbh, i was just curious