LDAR Incel trait: joining an escort agency's membership scheme

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While I was trying to make a booking, a receptionist told me that after reviewing my spend, I was eligible for their trusted client program or some shit.

Main benefits are being able to log into their website to see uncensored photos and face pics of whores. And I get lower rates on some of their most expensive foids, like having to pay only €600 an hour on a rack rate of €800. Not that my budget is that high anyway, IMO you start to get diminishing returns on foids that cost over €300 per hour.

I signed up because I realized that I wasn't going to ascend anytime soon. I died a little inside after doing that.
 
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> booking
> receptionist
> trusted clients

escortcels in burgerland can only begin to imagine.
 
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I cant picture myself escortmaxxing im way too high inhib.
 
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> booking
> receptionist
> trusted clients

escortcels in burgerland can only begin to imagine.
burgerland is a hellscape for incels

i imagine similar agencies exist in Las Vegas, Washington D.C., and NYC, but U.S. pricing is obscene
 
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I can't relate.
 
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Trueee dude, over for my fellow ukcels.
> online misogyny a crime
> first country to be known to have CCTV cameras everywhere
> serious discussion of abolishment of women's prisons
> witholding money in a relationship is considered financial abuse
> no real tolerance or recongition for introverted non-NT males
> women aren't the best looking but have really high standards

Rule Britannia?
 
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Jfl Chad gets this for free
 
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I cant picture myself escortmaxxing im way too high inhib.
Don't be. I have absolutely no problem going to escorts anymore, don't feel nervous at all, yet I still can't use a treadmill at the gym if there's a foid next to me.
 
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I cant picture myself escortmaxxing im way too high inhib.
Don't be. I have absolutely no problem going to escorts anymore, don't feel nervous at all, yet I still can't use a treadmill at the gym if there's a foid next to me.

I think that the fact that I have financial leverage makes me feel more at ease. @Studiocel you should consider doing it at least once.

I'm still a nervous wreck at times but nothing that a glass or two of champagne won't fix.
 
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> online misogyny a crime
> first country to be known to have CCTV cameras everywhere
> serious discussion of abolishment of women's prisons
> witholding money in a relationship is considered financial abuse
> no real tolerance or recongition for introverted non-NT males
> women aren't the best looking but have really high standards

Rule Britannia?

the high standards is so fucking true, even average janes think they are 10/10 thanks to the sheer amount of simps in the uk.

cctv idgaf what the goverment knows about me, im not afraid tbh.

also the lack of tolerance of introverted males is a huge one , JFL i barely ever hear back from interviews and the jobs i did have were super stressful. Also i think a lot of guys in the uk are incel, i know 2 acquentices from school i used to speak to sometimes and they both have never had a gf either, and they both mogs me in terms of looks aswell
 
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the high standards is so fucking true, even average janes think they are 10/10 thanks to the sheer amount of simps in the uk.
Not to mention they are known to be fat and with horrible teeth and drinking habits but still except a perfect physically fit tall chad.
also the lack of tolerance of introverted males is a huge one , JFL i barely ever hear back from interviews and the jobs i did have were super stressful. Also i think a lot of guys in the uk are incel, i know 2 acquentices from school i used to speak to sometimes and they both have never had a gf either, and they both mogs me in terms of looks aswell
Even a lot of the incels whether NT or not have to be able to banter well and take things in stride or no one can understand them. There doesn't appear to be a really a solid concept or respect for people isolating themselves in any way like there is some of in burgerland. Chav culture is also extremely in opposition to incels that are high inhib and non-NT.
 
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Not to mention they are known to be fat and with horrible teeth and drinking habits but still except a perfect physically fit tall chad.

Even a lot of the incels whether NT or not have to be able to banter well and take things in stride or no one can understand them. There doesn't appear to be a really a solid concept or respect for people isolating themselves in any way like there is some of in burgerland. Chav culture is also extremely in opposition to incels that are high inhib and non-NT.
i swear 90% of single mothers gave birth to a chavs hellspawn
 
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While I was trying to make a booking, a receptionist told me that after reviewing my spend, I was eligible for their trusted client program or some shit.

Main benefits are being able to log into their website to see uncensored photos and face pics of whores. And I get lower rates on some of their most expensive foids, like having to pay only €600 an hour on a rack rate of €800. Not that my budget is that high anyway, IMO you start to get diminishing returns on foids that cost over €300 per hour.

I signed up because I realized that I wasn't going to ascend anytime soon. I died a little inside after doing that.
Fucking whores with condom would feel the same as fucking a warmed plastic sexdoll still empty in my opinion
 
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While I was trying to make a booking, a receptionist told me that after reviewing my spend, I was eligible for their trusted client program or some shit.

Main benefits are being able to log into their website to see uncensored photos and face pics of whores. And I get lower rates on some of their most expensive foids, like having to pay only €600 an hour on a rack rate of €800. Not that my budget is that high anyway, IMO you start to get diminishing returns on foids that cost over €300 per hour.
America's rates are absolutely absurd :feelsbadman:. The high end stuff with receptionists, proper bookings, and client programs will bleed you dry over here. I envy you
 
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Humble brag of how rich you are?

I never go up beyond £300/ hour for an escort. That would be every other month for an hour.
The agencies around my neck of the woods don't go up over £150/ hour.
 
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> online misogyny a crime
> first country to be known to have CCTV cameras everywhere
> serious discussion of abolishment of women's prisons
> witholding money in a relationship is considered financial abuse
> no real tolerance or recongition for introverted non-NT males
> women aren't the best looking but have really high standards

Rule Britannia?
We get closer to 1984 every day
 
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I would probably escortcel if not for the fact that such things in my country are mostly run by criminals who wouldn't think twice before literally robbing you. Or you have to pay too much if you want qualitu and safety
 
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Humble brag of how rich you are?

I never go up beyond £300/ hour for an escort. That would be every other month for an hour.
The agencies around my neck of the woods don't go up over £150/ hour.
Like I said, those foids are out of my budget. I go for mid-priced foids.

I'm mainly glad I can see their face pics before I book.
 
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Like I said, those foids are out of my budget. I go for mid-priced foids.

I'm mainly glad I can see their face pics before I book.

What's mid tier price? Pm me the agency?
 
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Goddamnit! :feelsUnreal:

@PPEcel lifemogger extrodinare:feels:
 
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I think that the fact that I have financial leverage makes me feel more at ease. @Studiocel you should consider doing it at least once.

I'm still a nervous wreck at times but nothing that a glass or two of champagne won't fix.
Wdym financial leverage, if the whore doesn’t do what you want you take your money back? Cuz even a giga high inhib wouldn’t do that
 
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> online misogyny a crime
> first country to be known to have CCTV cameras everywhere
> serious discussion of abolishment of women's prisons
> witholding money in a relationship is considered financial abuse
> no real tolerance or recongition for introverted non-NT males
> women aren't the best looking but have really high standards

Rule Britannia?
Guess this is what they call being thankful for your circumstances , godamn that shit is cucked
 
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> online misogyny a crime
> first country to be known to have CCTV cameras everywhere
> serious discussion of abolishment of women's prisons
> witholding money in a relationship is considered financial abuse
> no real tolerance or recongition for introverted non-NT males
> women aren't the best looking but have really high standards

Rule Britannia?
"Emotional abuse" is illegal as well. And now there's a campaign for catcalling and "street harassment" to be illegal. Even our right wing party and media are cucked feminists. But at least we get healthcare and neetbux. And prostitution is technically legal here.
 
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Nice - well worth doing in my opinion.

There was this great agency in the city I used to live. The woman who ran it was a legendary former escort. I was on her list as a regular. I paid a monthly fee - but didn't pay the website rate for bookings. So i saved money with 2 bookings a month. I got first dibs on bookings and generally I could get a quality girl on short notice. I got incall privileges along with a few other guys. I went to the agency christmas party the one year and then had a booking with one of the girls afterwards. I also got uncensored pictures of the girls.

I tell you - I miss that agency. I don't know how she did it but the girls were always these middle class girls with posher accents from the outlying counties. Generally new to the industry but decent at sex. Just lovely girls. Every experience was great.

I'm a member of another agency in the same city now but you don't get that many benefits except for the booking process is a bit easier and uncensored photos. This agency are kind of sleazy. It's hit and miss - had some amazing experiences but had some pretty lame ones to. The old agency if I had a bad time the madame would have probably given me my next booking for free to apologise.
 
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Damn. At those prices I can't afford to have a dick.
 
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being able to log into their website to see uncensored photos and face pics of whores
you should use this new freedom to out them to any parents/BFs you think are unaware
 
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@Blacktarpill Would you spend 7500 Turkish lira for an hour with a foid?
 
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Nice - well worth doing in my opinion.

There was this great agency in the city I used to live. The woman who ran it was a legendary former escort. I was on her list as a regular. I paid a monthly fee - but didn't pay the website rate for bookings. So i saved money with 2 bookings a month. I got first dibs on bookings and generally I could get a quality girl on short notice. I got incall privileges along with a few other guys. I went to the agency christmas party the one year and then had a booking with one of the girls afterwards. I also got uncensored pictures of the girls.

I tell you - I miss that agency. I don't know how she did it but the girls were always these middle class girls with posher accents from the outlying counties. Generally new to the industry but decent at sex. Just lovely girls. Every experience was great.

I'm a member of another agency in the same city now but you don't get that many benefits except for the booking process is a bit easier and uncensored photos. This agency are kind of sleazy. It's hit and miss - had some amazing experiences but had some pretty lame ones to. The old agency if I had a bad time the madame would have probably given me my next booking for free to apologise.
I CANT BELIEVE THE PLEASURES YOU ESCORTCELS HAD
 
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like having to pay only €600 an hour on a rack rate of €800. Not that my budget is that high anyway, IMO you start to get diminishing returns on foids that cost over €300 per hour.
Where u live?
 
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I CANT BELIEVE THE PLEASURES YOU ESCORTCELS HAD
There is still time to enjoy them mate. I think escortceling is the only reason I am not insane.
 
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Why would I do that
so they will make less easy money and slow their degeneracy spiral by being forced to find more difficult work, like mop floors
 
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so they will make less easy money and slow their degeneracy spiral by being forced to find more difficult work, like mop floors
But that will also lower the supply of whores in the market, increasing the prices of any remaining whores. Escortcels get screwed over.
 
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But that will also lower the supply of whores in the market, increasing the prices of any remaining whores. Escortcels get screwed over.
I see your point. Though perhaps I was wrong to think this means they would stop escorting and get normal jobs.

Maybe instead, disappointed daddy stops giving her free rent/food so her expenses increase and she has to whore more?

That or she whores same amount but to pay basic needs (rent/food) instead of building a surplus she uses on drugs or presents for chad.