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JFL Incel trait: You look away from condoms (funny story)

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When I always go shopping and when the que get smaller I always get reminded that people have sex and I don't. :feelsgah::feelsgah:
There are literally dozens of brands of condoms at the checkout. :feelstastyman:
When I look to buy or choose a snack while waiting at the que or something I avoid all eye contact with the pack of condoms. :feels::feels::feels:

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First time I bought condoms was at age 21. Was feeling frisky that day. I was feeling low inhib, like a slayer that night didn't even use self checkout :feelsEhh::feelshehe:. You know what I purchased with those condoms? :feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:
I bough 3 total items: A pack of cheapest condoms (to see how they feel), dark bread and kefir :lul::lul::lul::lul:. The foid said good evening to the people before me, and when she started scanning my 3 items she didn't say hello JFL. :feelsPop::feelsPop:
 
Why bother buying condoms?
 
I once bought condoms to test their durability and try to make pic related
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I bought condoms once but my dick is uncut so it's very uncomfortable to use them.
 
Escortscelling? Ascending? Give me some details man.
Probably just put it on and fap jfl. But escortcelling is on the books
 
I bought condoms once but my dick is uncut so it's very uncomfortable to use them.
I'm uncut tbh I enjoyed using them, no mess, the condom is lubed Its good. :feelsautistic:
 
When I always go shopping and when the que get smaller I always get reminded that people have sex and I don't. :feelsgah::feelsgah:
There are literally dozens of brands of condoms at the checkout. :feelstastyman:
When I look to buy or choose a snack while waiting at the que or something I avoid all eye contact with the pack of condoms. :feels::feels::feels:

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First time I bought condoms was at age 21. Was feeling frisky that day. I was feeling low inhib, like a slayer that night didn't even use self checkout :feelsEhh::feelshehe:. You know what I purchased with those condoms? :feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:
I bough 3 total items: A pack of cheapest condoms (to see how they feel), dark bread and kefir :lul::lul::lul::lul:. The foid said good evening to the people before me, and when she started scanning my 3 items she didn't say hello JFL. :feelsPop::feelsPop:

I never had a condom in my entire life I don't even know how to use it tbh ded srs
 
I never had a condom in my entire life I don't even know how to use it tbh ded srs
another incel trait:
you tear the condom pack from the middle not from the side;
descretely buy and try them :feelsokman:
 
another incel trait:
you tear the condom pack from the middle not from the side;
descretely buy and try them :feelsokman:

What for? I'll get them when I go SEA. No point buying them now lol.
 
I never had a condom in my entire life I don't even know how to use it tbh ded srs
Not like we actually need such a skill

Also black bread and kefir? Slavic as fuck OP
 
I don't care too much about sex, yes if the girl was hot I would be jealous but I would rather masturbate to porn than sleep with sub 6/10 girls.

A former friend of mine brought me a condom home from his holiday to USA 8 years ago and a can of Rockstar, the can of Rockstar had a little American flag on it, it was funny.
 
#MeToo I ignore them, like I ignore stupid cashier foids. I legit wouldn’t kno to put one on and I would probably feel so uncomfortable that I would go flaccid instantly.

Btw you’re buying kafir?:feelsEhh: *insert jihad meme*
 
I just buy those meat snacks they put in wrappers when I'm at checkout. I like them.
 
I once bought a condom but it expired.
 
I bought some once and the foid cashier asked me if I was having a water fight and directed me to the water bombs.
 

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