JFL Incel trait: You’re constantly lying about romantic experiences in order to not look like a lonely virgin to normies

[StSausageCel]

At this point I’m pretty sure nobody believes me because for all the talk i talk, I don’t walk the walk. Nobody will ever see these “women” I’m supposedly talking to.

Just last week I was sitting alone in the library when my college “friend” (he’s just some guy I know tbh) saw me. I tried my best to hide but he saw me nonetheless. He asked me what I was doing alone and I told him I was waiting for some chick who said we should meet up at the library. He calls me a “ladies man”, then he goes back to his gf( who’s actually real compared to my imaginary ones ).

These guys will never understand my pain. They will never understand what it’s like to see literally everybody with a girl, and then wondering what you must be doing so wrong.

At this point I’m sure it’s over. People might say I’m still too young, but I can read the writing on the wall. All the signs make it clear. Even if I find a girl who likes me, I’m still fucked up from all the years of verbal bullying from girls/boys, and all the years of loneliness.

 

[shii410]

 

[Words2_live_bye]

Actually i always tell the truth that i'm a KHHV

 

[Deleted member 19971]

Never been in that situation before

 

[Ika-Sama]

When my friends asked me if I had ever gotten laid, I said that I have threesomes with Stacy and Becky every night, for some reason they snickered when I said that, do they think I'm lying?

 

[Deleted member 8884]

Can't relate OP, because normies never talk to me.

 

[StSausageCel]

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Nigga stop spamming my face

When my friends asked me if I had ever gotten laid, I said that I have threesomes with Stacy and Becky every night, for some reason they snickered when I said that, do they think I'm lying?

Over

 

[Deleted member 21768]

Incel trait: You’re you don't talk to normies​

 

[Deleted member 28148]

I don't lie, I don't care enough to lie. Normies already know me as a lonely loser virgin because I grew up with most of them. Lying and getting caught would draw more unneeded attention to me.

 

[Gymcelled]

Actually i always tell the truth that i'm a KHHV

Thankfully i've never been in a position where i had to admit that

Tbh i think people can tell anyway

 

[RollD20]

Normies don’t talk to me so I don’t have that problem

 

[PPEcel]

no. im not stupid enough to a lie that bad

 

[Words2_live_bye]

Tbh i think people can tell anyway

 

[Incellectual]

I don't lie since no one would believe me tbh. I generally suck at lying plus everyone basically assumes I am a virgin/sexless anyways.

 

[Honeypot]

Actually i always tell the truth that i'm a KHHV

What's their reaction? may start to truthmaxx about being khhv

 

[Pain And Hatred]

OMG yes, every time the doctor asks me I always say yes, and subconsciously they know it's bullshit.

 

[TheProphetMuscle]

I was always very open about never having a gf. I kinda wanted them to understand my pain and problems

 

[Pain And Hatred]

Normies don’t talk to me so I don’t have that problem

Lucky

 

[Words2_live_bye]

What's their reaction? may start to truthmaxx about being khhv

they are in shock. I was 16 and my female doctor asked if i had been drinking, using drugs or had been sexually active. I said no to all and her and her assistant were both in complete shock that someone my age would not be doing those things.
I'm 21 now and still a KHHV

 

[Honeypot]

they are in shock. I was 16 and my female doctor asked if i had been drinking, using drugs or had been sexually active. I said no to all and her and her assistant were both in complete shock that someone my age would not be doing those things.
I'm 21 now and still a KHHV

Their only contact with males are Chad so they asume every male have the same life as Chad even if they are not even aware of their own physical sexual taste, same shit happens with rape and feminism, every male is the same for them but they only know Chad kek

 

[Eremite]

One guy once asked me if I have currently a gf after he talked about his. Which I denied. No additional questions from him. If I get asked about having sex or if I ever had a gf, I would definitely lie.

 

[Dead Fish]

For some reason your mom or people in your family think you do have someone. They asked where and how or said, "and the girlfriend?" all the time.
Others like friends, acquaintances and women themselves know if you don't have a gf or get any sex.
I told a girl at work, "I know girls for the weekend. Her response was "Ewww, keep it to yourself" LOL
But I would lie to my mom and family. Yeah, my gf is fine or I have more than one, or is nothing serious... But once you get passed the age of 30 they stop bothering you.

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w700qJE2exY

 

[TINMAN]

The only people who believe you are virgins themselves

 

[Deleted member 5712]

this thread just reminded me back in high school/college whenever i would go to the movies by myself sometimes i would run in to people from school or work. they would always ask a similar question
>Who you here with?
or
>Did you come alone?

I'd always start laughing and say, "NO! I'm obviously not alone! hahahahaha" then depending on if I was entering or leaving the theater I would say
"My date is finding us seats. I need to meet her"
or
"My date just went to the bathroom. I'm going to grab the car"

then I would walk away and either hide until the movie started or run outside and haul ass out of the parking lot so nobody could see my "date". This bit me in the ass one time when my boss caught me alone at the movies. She asked if I had a date. I said yes. Then about 30 minutes later she saw me eating ice cream by myself in the parking lot of a restaurant. She texted me and I was so embarrassed. That Monday, at work, I then lied again and said my date wasn't feeling too good and she left home but I wanted ice cream and since I'm Alpha I went by myself. I think my boss knew I was a huge loser but she didn't outright say it at least.

 

[Deleted member 32183]

Never been asked about it, but i have no reason to lie. I'm not good at lying to begin with and I hate the idea.

 

[Deleted member 27159]

Yeah I do this too

 

[Wiz32BlackJiggaboo]

constantly lying about romantic experiences in order to not look like a lonely virgin to normies​

sitting alone in the library when my college “friend” (he’s just some guy I know tbh) saw me. I tried my best to hide but he saw me nonetheless. He asked me what I was doing alone and I told him I was waiting for some chick who said we should meet up at the library. He calls me a “ladies man”, then he goes back to his gf( who’s actually real compared to my imaginary ones ).

TBH the fact that you actually interact with normies on a regular enough basis that this would actually be a topic of conversation makes you seem normy as fuck.

On some level you probably must have hope of this guy hooking you up with a chick or else why would you posture like this?

Pretty sure there are non-virgins who study alone at libraries. It's kinda cucked to spend your time lying on the negligible subconscious hope you'll get this guy to wingman you some pussy.

 

[Hyperwristcel]

Truecel trait: Normies just assume you have been incel for all your life and / or don't talk to you about these things.

 

[StSausageCel]

TBH the fact that you actually interact with normies on a regular enough basis that this would actually be a topic of conversation makes you seem normy as fuck.

On some level you probably must have hope of this guy hooking you up with a chick or else why would you posture like this?

Pretty sure there are non-virgins who study alone at libraries. It's kinda cucked to spend your time lying on the negligible subconscious hope you'll get this guy to wingman you some pussy.

Bro, WHAT? Over for overthinkercels.
First off, I’ve known this guy since I was little, pretty sure if I didn’t know him, he’d not give two fucks about me. Besides interacting with male normies in college is pretty easy, since IDK, we’re literally in the SAME FUCKING AREA EVERY WEEKDAY?

Second, are you autistic? How does someone read what I typed, and the only thing they gain from it is that I’m hoping for him to wingman for me? Genuinely don’t know if you’re joking or you’re really that retarded cause your comment makes zero sense TbhNgl

 

[Deleted member 32197]

> Implying that I even talk to normies.


Literally all of my friends (about 4 people - or maybe 3 since I barely talk to one of them) are autistic low status males like me. So there is no need for me to lie about having any sexually intimate experiences.

 

[Deleted member 27204]

Doesn't work if you are not NT tbhtbh

 

[Wiz32BlackJiggaboo]

First off, I’ve known this guy since I was little, pretty sure if I didn’t know him, he’d not give two fucks about me.

If you ignore him like I do my childhood friends he wouldn't be talking to you.
He talks to you because you reciprocate.
You JUST gave an example of doing so: you replied giving personal details (albeit fake ones) instead of ignoring or at least changing to less personal subject.

Besides interacting with male normies in college is pretty easy, since IDK, we’re literally in the SAME FUCKING AREA EVERY WEEKDAY?

"It's easy to interact with people because they're in my proximity"
ok normy

Second, are you autistic? How does someone read what I typed, and the only thing they gain from it is that I’m hoping for him to wingman for me?

You said he's just 'some guy you know' who doesn't understand him, yet you're talking yourself up to him, so I'm speculating a subconscious motive.

Genuinely don’t know if you’re joking or you’re really that retarded cause your comment makes zero sense TbhNgl

Posit your own theory for why you don't ignore this Chad then

 

[BITG]

no. im not stupid enough to a lie that bad

Agreed.

 

[Loner94]

Know the feels op

 

[Linesnap99]

so u a volcel

 

[Osentaku Otje]

i put KHHV in al my nicknames, i send incel memes to my 5 closest friends
anyone who would even think about my love life already knows

 

[ReconElement]

Never been in that situation before

 

[Of Manlets and Men]

not quite accurate, I wouldn't call it "constantly lying," but at work I did have to lie about my virginity just so my coworkers didn't think I was a total virgin freak and get me fired. I'm sure they didn't believe me, being as short and ugly as I am, but at least in the workplace there are some standards of professionalism to where if some normtard ooks, "ha ha, you're lying, you're clearly a virgin," he'd actually be punished for being an ass.

I wish I didn't have to do that shit and I usually don't, but at places like work those kinds of lies are basically self-defense.

 

[Currycel25]

I will just calm to be asexual haha checkmate normies

 

[Valiant Virgin]

Can't relate tbh. Firstly, I don't have friends, so there's no scenario in which I'd find myself in a conversation in a social context regarding sexual conquests or lack thereof. At work, it doesn't come up in conversation. But even if it did, I'd just be honest about it. I don't go around shouting from the rooftops that I've never had sex, but I'd rather own it than make up some bullshit for fear of judgement or to conform to societal norms. At this point I don't even care.

 

[pokemondetectivecel]

Actually i always tell the truth that i'm a KHHV

 

[El3ctr1ck]

I always said i am virgin when i get asked, if they ask you about that, they already know you are a virgin. So by hidding it you make them know you are depply ashamed of being virgin.

 

[Excluded]

I never lie. I just avoid the question or dont talk about it if it's necessary. But i wouldnt feel good lying about that

 

[Deleted member 38680]

If some normie asks me whether or not I'm a virgin I'll tell the truth and maybe ask them if they will help me lose it if not I hope I'd insult them.

 

[subhuman]

I never have to lie because I don’t talk to people.

When I was trying and people asked I just admitted it and owned up to it. Lying is honestly cucked. You are just conforming to what other people want. If you ever get a gf by faking it, you will be unfulfilled because she doesn’t like you she likes the image you are creating of yourself

 

[Intellau_Celistic]

Hahaha...No.

Holes never treated me well, barring a Boricua from group therapy.

 

[Mulattocel]

I don’t even lie anymore I’m so ugly that any lie I try to tell wouldn’t even be believable