JellyJam
Officer
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- Joined
- Oct 1, 2019
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Nothing like crushing these bitches egos even if it’s temporary
These females wouldn’t piss on any of us if we were on fire, if they were forced to interact with us (ie: at work) they would be transparently cold towards us. You think I’m going to pass up an opportunity to shit on them? It’s not going to happen for any of us in real life, we’re mere mortals and subhumans so it sounds like a job for Superchad!
What you do is match with them and then send a message saying “I swiped right by accident. not happening buttercup sorry ✌“ if they act bewildered say they’re unattractive and tell them they’re slow for having a hard time figuring out what you meant the first time. 2 birds in one stone, insult their looks and intelligence
These females wouldn’t piss on any of us if we were on fire, if they were forced to interact with us (ie: at work) they would be transparently cold towards us. You think I’m going to pass up an opportunity to shit on them? It’s not going to happen for any of us in real life, we’re mere mortals and subhumans so it sounds like a job for Superchad!
What you do is match with them and then send a message saying “I swiped right by accident. not happening buttercup sorry ✌“ if they act bewildered say they’re unattractive and tell them they’re slow for having a hard time figuring out what you meant the first time. 2 birds in one stone, insult their looks and intelligence