[Based] Introducing st. Parrotcel

Over_this_Life

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OMG. It is over for him
 
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Poor guy. He's the truest truecel. Its so over for him
 
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I've heard about men using dogs to pick up foids, maybe he thought he can stand out by walking around with a parrot.
He's peacocking
 
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interesting introduction
 
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Dear lord this is tragic. Imagine having a pet, which is typically used as a gimmick to attract foids (tee hee that's an unusual pet) and getting mogged to hell by it.

Its like he thought oh George Clooney has a pet pig and foids find that really cute, I'll get a fucking parrot, and probably teach him to say some normie funny shit when he meets foids.

Ffs can someone (mods? @knajjd @mental_out ?) Please cannonise him and pin this?
 
Transcended Trucel

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Lol the peacock and parrot both mog me to hell because even though they are ethnic (curry and wetback) they larp as non ethnic ngl fml
The bird looks so much more aesthetic than me its absurd. Mogs me to oblivion. Its unreal how badly I am mogged
 
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The bird looks so much more aesthetic than me its absurd. Mogs me to oblivion. Its unreal how badly I am mogged
 
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there's hope
 
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Dear lord this is tragic. Imagine having a pet, which is typically used as a gimmick to attract foids (tee hee that's an unusual pet) and getting mogged to hell by it.

Its like he thought oh George Clooney has a pet pig and foids find that really cute, I'll get a fucking parrot, and probably teach him to say some normie funny shit when he meets foids.

Ffs can someone (mods? @knajjd @mental_out ?) Please cannonise him and pin this?
It would be funny if he taught the parrot to ask foids for their numbers. I think they'd only give it to him because they'd be afraid to offend the chad bird. Lol.
The bird looks so much more aesthetic than me its absurd. Mogs me to oblivion. Its unreal how badly I am mogged
Parrots are one of the top ten smartest animals and can do lots of tricks on top of being able to say over 100 different words, and can easily live over 80 years. Getting mogged by them isn't anything to be ashamed of.
Just parrotmax to pick up grannies theory.
 
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It would be funny if he taught the parrot to ask foids for their numbers. I think they'd only give it to him because they'd be afraid to offend the chad bird. Lol.

Parrots are one of the top ten smartest animals and can do lots of tricks on top of being able to say over 100 different words, and can easily live over 80 years. Getting mogged by them isn't anything to be ashamed of.

Just parrotmax to pick up grannies theory.
 
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Is it over for this guy and his "wing" man.
 
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Is it over for this guy and his "wing" man.
 
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JEsus christ it's over for him
 
Valiant Virgin

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Mogged by his parrot.

Brutal.
 
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It is just the bottom half of him that is the problem, plastic surgery would help him whereas plastic surgery couldn't improve my moon face and over sized skull.
 
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It is just the bottom half of him that is the problem, plastic surgery would help him whereas plastic surgery couldn't improve my moon face and over sized skull.
Maybe he can pick up rosties with his corona mask, and if he brings his wingman he'd even get more numbers.
 
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I wish I had a parrot tbh. It would be like a friend.
 
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Jfl should have posted that in discussion ngl.

Also I mog him :feelsautistic:
 
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I wish I had a parrot tbh. It would be like a friend.
Me too, I want to learn how to let them fly outside and come back on their own at night. I bet the reason the guy in the photo has his parrot on his shoulder outside is most likely because the parrot has his wings clipped, or he has a leash on him.
Jfl should have posted that in discussion ngl.

Also I mog him :feelsautistic:
It's over for too highinhib to post on IDcels.
 
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It is just the bottom half of him that is the problem, plastic surgery would help him whereas plastic surgery couldn't improve my moon face and over sized skull.
I dunno, i think even God cant help him.
I have ornithophobia , he bird mogs me
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Mogs me at having a parrot.
 
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Mogs me at having a parrot.
 
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The pandemic is LifeFuel for him tbh. He can maskmaxx to conceal his horrific lower third and try to pick up girls with his parrot imitating him.
 
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The pandemic is LifeFuel for him tbh. He can maskmaxx to conceal his horrific lower third and try to pick up girls with his parrot imitating him.
He's a high inhib cuck if he never tried that.
 
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fascinating introduction