Incel but not cuck
- Jan 6, 2018
- 192d 8h 31m
It would be funny if he taught the parrot to ask foids for their numbers. I think they'd only give it to him because they'd be afraid to offend the chad bird. Lol.Dear lord this is tragic. Imagine having a pet, which is typically used as a gimmick to attract foids (tee hee that's an unusual pet) and getting mogged to hell by it.
Its like he thought oh George Clooney has a pet pig and foids find that really cute, I'll get a fucking parrot, and probably teach him to say some normie funny shit when he meets foids.
Ffs can someone (mods? @knajjd @mental_out ?) Please cannonise him and pin this?
Parrots are one of the top ten smartest animals and can do lots of tricks on top of being able to say over 100 different words, and can easily live over 80 years. Getting mogged by them isn't anything to be ashamed of.The bird looks so much more aesthetic than me its absurd. Mogs me to oblivion. Its unreal how badly I am mogged
Just parrotmax to pick up grannies theory.
Maybe he can pick up rosties with his corona mask, and if he brings his wingman he'd even get more numbers.It is just the bottom half of him that is the problem, plastic surgery would help him whereas plastic surgery couldn't improve my moon face and over sized skull.
Me too, I want to learn how to let them fly outside and come back on their own at night. I bet the reason the guy in the photo has his parrot on his shoulder outside is most likely because the parrot has his wings clipped, or he has a leash on him.I wish I had a parrot tbh. It would be like a friend.
It's over for too highinhib to post on IDcels.Jfl should have posted that in discussion ngl.
Also I mog him