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Here’s my plan
1) Wait for parents to die
2) A few months after they do, tell my family I’m going for a ‘camp’ at a forest for a week where phone reception is poor (so they won’t try to contact me)
3) Drive to a different forest, go deep inside it and use exit-bag
4) Hope wild animals eat my body before anyone finds it
5) My family will try to contact me, maybe file a police report but they won’t find me in the forest and probably think I had some accident
Ofc goes without saying this thread is satire and not serious. Purely for academic and research purposes
1) Wait for parents to die
2) A few months after they do, tell my family I’m going for a ‘camp’ at a forest for a week where phone reception is poor (so they won’t try to contact me)
3) Drive to a different forest, go deep inside it and use exit-bag
4) Hope wild animals eat my body before anyone finds it
5) My family will try to contact me, maybe file a police report but they won’t find me in the forest and probably think I had some accident
Ofc goes without saying this thread is satire and not serious. Purely for academic and research purposes
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