NSFW IT'S OVER FOR DICKCELS! YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO COMPETE WITH DILDOS!

[Incel Gamer]

(This thread is meant for dickcels only. If you have a 7+ incher then this wouldn't really pertain to you, but still sui-fuel nonetheless.)

Alright buddy boyos, even if we somehow ascend, why would a woman want our tiny little peckers compared to their dildos? If the whole point of sex is to experience pleasure, then they might as well continue using their dildos instead of having sex with us. However, the exception to that would be a Chad with a small dick. A woman can still get pleasure from fucking a Chad with a small pp. Because his LOOKS are enough to arouse her. Remember: it's not just boners, it's bones.

But I'm not talking about Chads here. I'm talking about us. We will never arouse a woman. It will just be boring starfish sex.

CHECK THIS OUT: These dildos are considered to be a "small" size on the websites that sell them. But these small dildos still mog my actual penis in length and girth. Do they mog yours too?

 

[Deleted member 24081]

Dildos should be banned. Only filthy fucking foids could come up with something like the dildo.

 

[FukFeminism]

Dildos should be banned. Only filthy fucking foids could come up with something like the dildo.

 

[RemoveNormalfags]

This is very unsettling...

 

[Deleted member 18214]

Dildos should be banned.

Based

 

[Deleted member 24272]

Foids buy this and complain about our sexdolls.

 

[Deleted member 22904]

This is very unsettling...

 

[Deleted member 23682]

 

[Incline]

mogs me but I don't care anymore

 

[Twinkcel]

It’s over when the small one is bigger than me.

 

[kikecel]

Dildos should be banned. Only filthy fucking foids could come up with something like the dildo.

 

[Deleted member 22907]

This is very unsettling...

 

[Deleted member 17984]

Ngl I'm going to see if I can find the stats on who buys this kinda shit, placing bets on these huge dildos being mostly bought by gay men

 

[Idotms]

 

[Deleted member 21219]

My dick is to the small dildo, what the small dildo is to the extra large dildo. Pretty much never began.

Also whats with the weird arrow like thingies on the center of the shaft. Am i missing something?

 

[NEETard]

Dildos dont have an ugly incel attached to them so checkmate

 

[Deleted member 17984]

"Men do in fact buy larger dildos at a higher rate than women. The graph on the left shows that dildos under 7.5 inches long are bought at a higher rate by women than men, whereas those over 7.5 are more popular with guys. This isn’t a function of sexual orientation, either.

35% of single straight men buy a realistic dildo that is 8 or more inches long (as do 35% of single gay men), compared to 30% of attached straight men, 25% of single straight women and 20% of attached straight women."

Wtf?

 

[Deleted member 19079]

Ok
@pp183

my pp is barely 5 inches

 

[Incel Gamer]

My dick is to the small dildo, what the small dildo is to the extra large dildo. Pretty much never began.

Also whats with the weird arrow like thingies on the center of the shaft. Am i missing something?

The picture on the bottom is from www.dragondildos.com They're supposed to be inspired by dragon skin JFL!

 

[Deleted member 21219]

my pp is barely 5 inches

Mogs me. Post pics or youre lying.

 

[Incel Gamer]

my pp is barely 5 inches

Mine is 5 inches erect. Soyciety would have us believe that's average size for a man in the US. And IncelTears would tell us there's nothing to worry about. But foids only go for 7 inches and above.

 

[Deleted member 21219]

Mine is 5 inches erect. Soyciety would have us believe that's average size for a man in the US. And IncelTears would tell us there's nothing to worry about. But foids only go for 7 inches and above.

Mine is kind of bent, so must be around the same ( 5 inches) if i measure it along the curve.

 

[Incel Gamer]

Mogs me. Post pics or youre lying.

 

[Deleted member 23944]

Holy fuck blatant suifuel.

 

[ordinaryotaku]

Brutal dickmog tbh.

 

[Carotel]

I wonder how many women actually buy "small" or "medium" sized dildos.

 

[Haywire]

(This thread is meant for dickcels only. If you have a 7+ incher then this wouldn't really pertain to you, but still sui-fuel nonetheless.)

so what if you are long and thin? holes want girth as well

 

[Deleted member 19079]

Mogs me. Post pics or youre lying.

Spoiler: my pp

 

[Lame Dude]

so what if you are long and thin? holes want girth as well

Its over for pencildickcels

 

[Deleted member 23944]

Mine is kind of bent, so must be around the same ( 5 inches) if i measure it along the curve.

Measure along the curve?

Do dicks straighten when they get into a vagina?

 

[Emba]

Foids buy this and complain about our sexdolls.

 

[Deleted member 21219]

Spoiler: my pp

. Not gay, but imo men add an inch to their penis size.

Measure along the curve?

Do dicks straighten when they get into a vagina?

Prolly. But i wouldnt know.

 

[Deleted member 24048]

 

[Deleted member 1983]

This is very unsettling...

its over for sub 9 inch cels

 

[Incel Gamer]

This might be a volcel thought but I'm kinda scared to have sex if it ever happens, even if it's a prostitute. She's gonna laugh at my worm. I want to hire a prostitute at least once in my life. I'm not too worried about losing my virginity, I just want any sort of sexual experience. I'd be a happy with a raw blowjob.

 

[Incellectual]

The picture on the bottom is from www.dragondildos.com They're supposed to be inspired by dragon skin JFL!

wtf I accidentally clicked the link and my computer said it was malware

 

[TINMAN]

???

 

[Incel Gamer]

???

Dickles

 

[Comfcel]

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A standard US beer can is 4.75 inches long. It was over long before it fucking began, my dick is 5.1 inches on a good day jfl

 

[childhoodmemories]

"Just have a 2ft dick" theory

 

[The Abyss]

These holes then wonder why the average man can't satisfy them in bed, no shit; quit shoving dragon cocks up yer cunt.

 

[ItsOver4cel]

8' or death is the norm these days, apparently. Just a reminder that women fuck with horses and dogs too.

 

[Incel Gamer]

A standard US beer can is 4.75 inches long. It was over long before it fucking began, my dick is 5.1 inches on a good day jfl

ON A GOOD DAY? Your size just varies then?
Or the E.D. reaper got you?

 

[Billowel]

It’s over when the small one is bigger than me.

 

[reallyunfuckable]

reminds of gta 5 with that roastie with lots of dildos in her room and her cuck soy husband and trevor kills them all

 

[Comfcel]

ON A GOOD DAY? Your size just varies then?
Or the E.D. reaper got you?

My dick is like Goku; the hornier I get, the bigger it gets

 

[Deleted member 23474]

Although I'm afraid of coming off as a normie you do realize that there are other ways to pleasure a women right?

 

[Deleted member 23944]

Although I'm afraid of coming off as a normie you do realize that there are other ways to pleasure a women right?

Massive cope man. Women can be pleasured by other women in those ways and almost all women are at least bisexual. Penile-vaginal orgasms are all that matters.

Women's relationship quality is associated with specifically penile-vaginal intercourse orgasm and frequency - PubMed

A growing empirical literature demonstrates that the only sexual behavior consistently associated with indices of better physiological and psychological function is the one sexual behavior relevant to potential gene propagation. In the present study, 30 Portuguese women reported on their...

www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov

https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10.1080/14681990600891427?scroll=top&needAccess=true

 

[bait____]

This is very unsettling...

 

[Incel of the GLA]

They don't care, because it's going to be your fault you can't fill up her grand canyon sized vagina and you should be ashamed for something you have no control over.