had my dad ask that question a few years ago. was funny AF looking back on it
my dad walks into my room and sees 3 boxes of tissues on my desk near my bed. he says, "damn son you got enough for your whole office or something?"
my mom overheard what he asked and was all like, "HE HAS ALLERGIES!"
i didn't say anything i just smirked and they left my room but it was still a bit funny afterwards.
i mean....he knows ive never even had a girl show interest in me and he should obviously know ive never been on a date. plus he's a guy. cant fathom why he would think im using them for anything else than wallowing my good years away because all women are bitches
