[Based] Just ate 2000 calories for breakfast

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Like 10 slices of bread, 8 eggs, 8 bacon strips :feelsokman:
 
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That's my daily caloric intake

I eat 500-600 cals breakfast. Eggs+Bread+Oatmeal+fruits
 
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I'm not able to eat that much tbh
 
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Like 10 slices of bread, 8 eggs, 8 bacon strips :feelsokman:
Isn't that around 8×150 for eggs + 10×100 for bread and 8×200 for bacon strips = 3800ish?
I had 5 eggs with 6 slices of bread, how much do you think that amounts to?
 
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I like cinnamon oatmeal with a banana or some big strawberries with it.
 
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What was your beverage of choice? Whole milk I hope.
 
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that'd take too long to cook tbh I just make like 2 eggs and im like alright thats enough effort for now so thats my breakfast for the day
 
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I don't eat breakfast
 
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My breakfasts are usually small tbh
 
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too little sugar tbhtbh
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Isn't that around 8×150 for eggs + 10×100 for bread and 8×200 for bacon strips = 3800ish?
I had 5 eggs with 6 slices of bread, how much do you think that amounts to?
a large white egg is 90 calories, wheat bread is less than 100, and bacon is only like 40 calories per slice (at least the kind I bought)

Most of the calories would be in the bread but less than 1k, unless it's something like rye bread, the rye bread I bought is 140 calories per slice
 
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a large white egg is 90 calories, wheat bread is less than 100, and bacon is only like 40 calories per slice (at least the kind I bought)

Most of the calories would be in the bread but less than 1k, unless it's something like rye bread, the rye bread I bought is 140 calories per slice
Thanks :)
 
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