[Serious] Just how much pussy would buying this car get me?

Total Imbecile

Total Imbecile

Honorary ethnic
-
Joined
Dec 19, 2017
Messages
6,046
Imagine me driving this



Cant even embed a picture, thank you mods: https://www.wardsauto.com/sites/wardsauto.com/files/styles/article_featured_retina/public/uploads/2017/12/main-art.jpg


Do you guys think I would finally be able to lose my virginity if I buy this car? Its 35k and tbh I would be willing to drop that much on losing my V card

Pros/female turn ons:
-spoiler
-big red badge (BRB theory)
-four doors (less likely to make women scared that Im the type who wont commit since they will think its a family car)
-huge calipers
-aggressive design
-racing vents (women probably cant even tell they are fake, thats how low IQ they are)
-cool red racing seats
-it has a turbo
-looks fast
-manual (I will look cool to women while I revmatch while upshifting and moneyshifting)

Should I just talk to my local jew to take out a loan to buy this?
 
Last edited:
Emergency Manual

Emergency Manual

Hanging On
-
Joined
Nov 13, 2018
Messages
4,636
Zero. 0. Nada. None.
 
RegisterUserName

RegisterUserName

High Velocity Copist
-
Joined
Sep 5, 2018
Messages
8,321
That looks pretty sick and you will get attention for it definitely but buy a muscle car they are more likely to get some whore in. Might look a bit weird if you're a framelet or very short/ugly, though...
 
torujo

torujo

low iqcel
-
Joined
Nov 8, 2017
Messages
2,447
i cant see the pic but i cant see a female fucking an incel because he has a nice car
 
Cuyen

Cuyen

Everything hurts and I'm dying
-
Joined
Aug 13, 2018
Messages
29,627
i cant see the pic but i cant see a female fucking an incel because he has a nice car
this is like mentality of elliot tbh he thought he'd get foids just because he drive nice cars.
 
Valiant Virgin

Valiant Virgin

Just a face in the crowd
-
Joined
Nov 7, 2018
Messages
2,419
Not as much as a black BMW.
 
ovrload

ovrload

Veteran
-
Joined
Nov 11, 2017
Messages
1,342
Cope. Chad could be driving a 1986 Toyota Camry and girls would still ask for a ride
 
Ignas

Ignas

Generalfeldmarschall
-
Joined
Aug 6, 2018
Messages
3,863
There's no car for your face or height
 
AnimalofPrey

AnimalofPrey

Officer
-
Joined
Jan 8, 2019
Messages
545
not as much as chad's bones will get him, don't waste your money
 
Total Imbecile

Total Imbecile

Honorary ethnic
-
Joined
Dec 19, 2017
Messages
6,046
this is like mentality of elliot tbh he thought he'd get foids just because he drive nice cars.
The difference is Elliot was driving a 7 year old stock 3 series

Everyone knows that 3 series = poor mans BMW

This car that I wanna get tho is a legit racecar, I wouldve smoked elliot so hard, if I go out racing thats gotta make girls pussies wet tbh if not then they arent human
 
Last edited:
ChinaCurry

ChinaCurry

Recruit
-
Joined
Jan 15, 2019
Messages
172
Absolutely zero. Face> height> frame > race. Money, cars, status are just cope
 
I

Initium

Recruit
-
Joined
Aug 20, 2018
Messages
275
I knew this one chad who lived in my apartment complex, drove a Kia Rio with a cracked front windshield, didn’t stop him from slaying staceys tho :feelsbadman:

Cars are a fun cope tho, just don’t expect to get laid because of it.
 
Total Imbecile

Total Imbecile

Honorary ethnic
-
Joined
Dec 19, 2017
Messages
6,046
Fuck you guys, If I cant get laid even with a racecar then women are whores
 
AsiaCel

AsiaCel

high fwhr ogrecel
-
Joined
Nov 24, 2017
Messages
5,817
Is that a Honda Civic? Yeah no, foids only go for the high rollers like Lamborghini Ferrari Bugatti Mclaren Porsche

Ngl if you ever able to pick up a foid she will probably fuck your car exhaust instead of you.

Mogged by your car. Take the carpill.
 
Total Imbecile

Total Imbecile

Honorary ethnic
-
Joined
Dec 19, 2017
Messages
6,046
Is that a Honda Civic? Yeah no, foids only go for the high rollers like Lamborghini Ferrari Bugatti Mclaren Porsche

Ngl if you ever able to pick up a foid she will probably fuck your car exhaust instead of you.

Mogged by your car. Take the carpill.
Yeah but its the top trim, I doubt owmen know what a civic is
 
MSCW

MSCW

facially challenged
-
Joined
May 4, 2018
Messages
5,230
The only benefit the cops would have a difficult time to catch you with that car.
You would race mog them. Even OJ can't compete.
 
SkinnyBaldcel

SkinnyBaldcel

high inhib beta loser
-
Joined
Dec 3, 2018
Messages
2,163
A Honda Type-R won't get you laid, 0 %
 
W

Warmest Black

Commander
-
Joined
Nov 8, 2017
Messages
3,221
At that point just get a subaru sti.
 
Mik_TFL

Mik_TFL

Such a lonely day, and it's mine.
-
Joined
May 23, 2018
Messages
1,107
JFL, a car ain't going to get you laid unless its price tag is above $200k or your butter is driving you around in it.
Also, if you need to take a loan to buy the car, then you can't afford it.
 
Emergency Manual

Emergency Manual

Hanging On
-
Joined
Nov 13, 2018
Messages
4,636
I knew this one chad who lived in my apartment complex, drove a Kia Rio with a cracked front windshield, didn’t stop him from slaying staceys tho :feelsbadman:

Cars are a fun cope tho, just don’t expect to get laid because of it.
My Chadlite next door neighbor has a skinny Stacy girlfriend with huge tits and he drives a rusty mid 90’s Kia Sportage
7989C71C-5F12-4EEC-A37E-210FE12D419F.jpeg

Fuck you guys, If I cant get laid even with a racecar then women are whores
I hate to tell you bro but I think most women are whores and the few who aren’t already have a Chad husband.
 
virgin4life

virgin4life

Admiral
-
Joined
Jun 22, 2018
Messages
2,776
Do you guys think I would finally be able to lose my virginity if I buy this car?
Millions of dudes drive cars like that. Foids don't give a flying fuck about your car. They are interested in your genes. If money is supposed to fix your problem you need swimming pools full of it to have the slightest chance. We are talking about $10 million+. If you can come up with that foids will fuck you even if you are incel. Or take 50 bucks and buy a whore.
 
Last edited:
chudur-budur

chudur-budur

5'2" ugliest currycel, freak of nature.
-
Joined
Nov 8, 2017
Messages
10,382
Just to let you know. I have a chad french colleague who is poor as fuck. He doesn't drive. He has multiple girls and all of them carry him around.
 
Anonymous26

Anonymous26

Android Girl
-
Joined
Sep 26, 2018
Messages
2,197
I love the new Civics but buying one will get you as much pussy as it did ER buying a BMW.
Just to let you know. I have a chad french colleague who is poor as fuck. He doesn't drive. He has multiple girls and all of them carry him around.
This, my sisters bf is a 6'5 chad and she drives HIM around. Still have a hard time believing shit like this is true.
 
Red Pill Rage

Red Pill Rage

Officer
-
Joined
Sep 24, 2018
Messages
808
It's not the car that determines whether you get laid; it's who's in the car.
 
VincentVanCope

VincentVanCope

M̶e̶n̶t̶a̶l̶c̶e̶l̶ Mentally ill Truecel
-
Joined
Nov 8, 2017
Messages
3,123
Buy an old Corolla and rice the shit out of it.
 
Insomniac

Insomniac

ϟϟ A U T I S M ϟϟ
-
Joined
Oct 4, 2018
Messages
28,380
Chad can pick up whores in this
822BD7C3-9A2E-476C-B80A-40F7C45197E1.jpeg
 
Grotesque

Grotesque

38 Year Old Virgin.
-
Joined
Nov 8, 2017
Messages
7,904
At best, you might get a female to ride in your car thinking she can use you for bux. If that sounds fun to you, go ahead.
 
NoMoreSlaving

NoMoreSlaving

Wizard
-
Joined
Nov 17, 2017
Messages
4,462
no one gives a shit about your car
 
Blacktarpill

Blacktarpill

Human with a penis
-
Joined
Sep 28, 2018
Messages
17,163
Its not going tonwork. Try McLaren 650s
 
nice_try

nice_try

Chad always wins
-
Joined
Oct 26, 2018
Messages
3,042
Foids don't know anything about cars. For them it's a Honda Civic, doesn't matter which trimline or how much hp.
Don't waste your money on a Type-R if you want to attract females.
Be smart. Get a Porsche Boxter. Sure, it's the poor mans Porsche, but foids don't know the difference, for them it's a friggin Porsche teeheee.
 
LastGerman

LastGerman

Ubermenschcel
-
Joined
Nov 2, 2018
Messages
4,056
Imagine me driving this



Cant even embed a picture, thank you mods: https://www.wardsauto.com/sites/wardsauto.com/files/styles/article_featured_retina/public/uploads/2017/12/main-art.jpg


Do you guys think I would finally be able to lose my virginity if I buy this car? Its 35k and tbh I would be willing to drop that much on losing my V card

Pros/female turn ons:
-spoiler
-big red badge (BRB theory)
-four doors (less likely to make women scared that Im the type who wont commit since they will think its a family car)
-huge calipers
-aggressive design
-racing vents (women probably cant even tell they are fake, thats how low IQ they are)
-cool red racing seats
-it has a turbo
-looks fast
-manual (I will look cool to women while I revmatch while upshifting and moneyshifting)

Should I just talk to my local jew to take out a loan to buy this?
This car looks like trash. You have to purchase a good old German car or even better use a tank to show some dominance.
 
ordinaryotaku

ordinaryotaku

Make your local feminist eat pavement.
-
Joined
Nov 7, 2017
Messages
6,101
Zilch. You will only be taken advantage of.
 
Arthas93

Arthas93

Always remember that we all will die.
-
Joined
Apr 16, 2018
Messages
1,452
The car in itself gets you nothing. Only guys like cars, foids like money and resources.
You might get yourself a mechanic boyfriend if you are gay. But not a female.

The car alone does nothing if you are poor. She doesn't want to admire the car, she wants to be take to expensive dinners, to go shopping, she wants you to spend as much money in her as you spent in the car.

Do you get it? The females aren't attracted to you or the car. They are attracted to what you can provide for her, for how much money you have to satisfy her. Her pussy she gives for free to Chad.
 
Michael15651

Michael15651

Destined Virgin.
-
Joined
Nov 4, 2018
Messages
23,994
It's a luxury for yourself, not females. You'd have to at least be normie status.
 
chudur-budur

chudur-budur

5'2" ugliest currycel, freak of nature.
-
Joined
Nov 8, 2017
Messages
10,382
What a fucking cuck. I have to kill all of them.
You misunderstood, he has multiple girls (harem) and girls carry him around and sometimes they do his groceries. He is a complete opposite of a cuck.
 
chudur-budur

chudur-budur

5'2" ugliest currycel, freak of nature.
-
Joined
Nov 8, 2017
Messages
10,382
No, I got it. This is why he is a cuck. I am disgusted by it.
How he is a cuck? I don't understand. He gets free pussy, free ride, free food, he literally exploits those whores.
 
Speed

Speed

Recruit
-
Joined
Feb 12, 2019
Messages
57
Foids are retarded. You'd have to get them IN a new Type-R before they appreciated a car like that. Nothing really stands out aesthetically unless you know what to look for in cars(Surprise most whores are stupid!). If you're trying to impress whores with cars ricers aren't the way. Unless maybe its an older aesthetic looking one like the 240z http://image.superstreetonline.com/f/167717724+w660+h440+q80+re0+cr1/1972-datsun-240z-240zg-over-fenders.jpg

Maybe a GTR looks just enough like a super car to pull whores. You can get a 08 or 09 GTR for reasonable prices.

You'd be better off paying for an old ass Camaro or Mustang. Next to exotic super cars, muscle cars stand out the most on the road if you're trying to break foids necks.
 
I

iMakeFoidsRope

Banned
-
Joined
Feb 12, 2019
Messages
230
lol cars are such a cope when your average stacey foid is driving a fucking 60K car on average....

You need at least a AMG to M class price range at minimum to be impressive - North of 100K min...

A ferrari or lambo or bentley or aston martin would do wonders - agreed...

But again the foid will be using you for beta buxxing instead of alpha fucking...

A GTR - I do not suggest for attracting foids.... It will attract bros that know cars....Foids again stupid on average - They will not appreciate a GTR... They rather flock to a cheaper used lambo or ferrari...
Get a bentley - my advice - fuck the mclarens lambo ferrari or bugatti if you can afford one -( doubt many guys can on this forum ..)
 
Sans

Sans

Legend
-
Joined
Feb 8, 2019
Messages
3,710
None. Whores will be attracted to your betacuck but of course you won’t get any pussy.

:f:
 
S

SwordsmanAlt

Veteran
-
Joined
Apr 24, 2018
Messages
1,273
That car reeks of virginity :f:

Foids only go for high end stock cars. Not ricers. Unless you're good looking, don't even bother.
 
SuperSaiyanGymcel

SuperSaiyanGymcel

SandNigga
-
Joined
Jun 15, 2018
Messages
4,191
Gonna need something in the super car class buddy
 
EyesAreSoCold

EyesAreSoCold

Admiral
-
Joined
Feb 23, 2018
Messages
2,734
Imagine me driving this



Cant even embed a picture, thank you mods: https://www.wardsauto.com/sites/wardsauto.com/files/styles/article_featured_retina/public/uploads/2017/12/main-art.jpg


Do you guys think I would finally be able to lose my virginity if I buy this car? Its 35k and tbh I would be willing to drop that much on losing my V card

Pros/female turn ons:
-spoiler
-big red badge (BRB theory)
-four doors (less likely to make women scared that Im the type who wont commit since they will think its a family car)
-huge calipers
-aggressive design
-racing vents (women probably cant even tell they are fake, thats how low IQ they are)
-cool red racing seats
-it has a turbo
-looks fast
-manual (I will look cool to women while I revmatch while upshifting and moneyshifting)

Should I just talk to my local jew to take out a loan to buy this?
I don't know anything about cars but it looks cool ngl.
 
Top