You will have to:
- Take three showers that same day
- Bathe yourself in cologne
- Get the most expensive haircut you can
- Btw, if you're balding don't even try
- Trim your eyebrows
- Fix your crooked teeth
- Excercise for at least three months previously
- Get two skin treatments to remove your acne
- Shave your body
- Remove the hairs in your nose
- Clean up your ears
- Use mouthwash three times that day
- Give up on junk food a month before
- Sleep 9 hours a day
- Drink only mineral water
- Practice intermittent fasting
- Meditate 2 hours a day
Wait, there's more...
- Get the trendiest wardwobe you can
- Learn how to walk like Harry Styles
- Read all the books about veganism, feminism, social justice, etc
- Learn everything you can about pop culture, old and new
- Get 4 hobbies and master them
- Become knowledgeable about animals
- Become a master of clean, non offensive comedy
- Watch all the movies of Ryan Gosling
- Learn to play two instruments
- Practice at least two sports
- Volunteer 4 times a week
- Be active in social media
- Learn at least two languages
Almost done...
- Have a huge circle of friends
- Have at least a thousands contacts in your phone
- Be in good terms with your ex
- Btw, you MUST have an ex
- Have a healthy relationship with your parents
- Have attractive friends
- Be good at eye contact
- Stop stuttering
Well, that's pretty much it, I'm sure there's more shit but I'm dizzy just to think of that. That's all you have to do just to even get a single (fake) smile from that 3/10 bitch from your job of school. Just imagine, if you can. All the effort, time, money... just for one smile.
- Take three showers that same day
- Bathe yourself in cologne
- Get the most expensive haircut you can
- Btw, if you're balding don't even try
- Trim your eyebrows
- Fix your crooked teeth
- Excercise for at least three months previously
- Get two skin treatments to remove your acne
- Shave your body
- Remove the hairs in your nose
- Clean up your ears
- Use mouthwash three times that day
- Give up on junk food a month before
- Sleep 9 hours a day
- Drink only mineral water
- Practice intermittent fasting
- Meditate 2 hours a day
Wait, there's more...
- Get the trendiest wardwobe you can
- Learn how to walk like Harry Styles
- Read all the books about veganism, feminism, social justice, etc
- Learn everything you can about pop culture, old and new
- Get 4 hobbies and master them
- Become knowledgeable about animals
- Become a master of clean, non offensive comedy
- Watch all the movies of Ryan Gosling
- Learn to play two instruments
- Practice at least two sports
- Volunteer 4 times a week
- Be active in social media
- Learn at least two languages
Almost done...
- Have a huge circle of friends
- Have at least a thousands contacts in your phone
- Be in good terms with your ex
- Btw, you MUST have an ex
- Have a healthy relationship with your parents
- Have attractive friends
- Be good at eye contact
- Stop stuttering
Well, that's pretty much it, I'm sure there's more shit but I'm dizzy just to think of that. That's all you have to do just to even get a single (fake) smile from that 3/10 bitch from your job of school. Just imagine, if you can. All the effort, time, money... just for one smile.
