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Experiment LDAR Level Test

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Read through the points

If it applies to you , count together all your points to get your LDAR level


- doing your dishes in the bathtub - 1 point

- chain smoking - 1 point

- eating nothing but pre packaged , frozen foods - 1 point

- serious postmaxxing - 1 points

- anime avi - 1 point :lul:

- own nothing of value except your computer/room is empty except a chair and the desk with your computer - 1 point

- cooming daily = 1 point

- cooming at least 3 times a day = 1 point

- cooming so much that your dick doesnt work anymore and your unwillingly doing no fap = 1 point

- you havent read a book in over a year = 1 point

- curtains drawn 24/7 - 1 point

- never go outside except to get groceries = 1 point

- spoending all your free time in front of a screen / the computer = 2 points

- extensive alcohol abuse = 2 points

- drug abuse = 2 points

- not showering for at least 1 week at a time = 2 points

- not showering for at least 1 month at a time = 2 points

- no one visited you in 3+ years = 2 points

- havent talked to anyone in so long that you cant properly spoeak anymore / starting to forget your mother tongue ( for non english cels ) = 2 points

- exclusively posting in the sewers = 2 points

- fapping to hentai or videogame porn = 2 points

- sleep on the floor or on the carpet = 2 points

- ... without a pillow nor a blanket = 1 point

- spending hours just laying on the grouund , staring at the ceiling and day dreaming = 3 points

- trash / trashbags all around your appartment / filthy mess = 3 points

- coom onto the floor or into a cup/glass and not cleaning it up = 4 points

- pee bottle = 4 points

- literally shitting into a trashcan = 5 points


0 - 10 = normie

10 + = slightly messy normie

20 + = standart level LDAR

30 + = serious rotter , close to the point of no return

40 + = walking corpse , just waiting for death

50 + = enlightened LDAR Prophet
 
didn’t read fuck u
 
8 points because I ironically had a piss jug.

other 4 points is from cooming and shinji AVI
 
- doing your dishes in the bathtub - 1 point
I have a dishwasher, so I guess :no:
- chain smoking - 1 point
I don't smoke :no:
- eating nothing but pre packaged , frozen foods - 1 point
:no:
- serious postmaxxing - 1 points
:no:
- anime avi - 1 point :lul:
:no:
- own nothing of value except your computer/room is empty except a chair and the desk with your computer - 1 point
:yes:
- cooming daily = 1 point
:no:
- cooming at least 3 times a day = 1 point
:no:
- cooming so much that your dick doesnt work anymore and your unwillingly doing no fap = 1 point
:no:
- you havent read a book in over a year = 1 point
:no:
- curtains drawn 24/7 - 1 point
:yes:
- never go outside except to get groceries = 1 point
:yes:
- spoending all your free time in front of a screen / the computer = 2 points
:yes:
- extensive alcohol abuse = 2 points
:no:
- drug abuse = 2 points
:yes:
- not showering for at least 1 week at a time = 2 points
:no:
- not showering for at least 1 month at a time = 2 points
:no:
- no one visited you in 3+ years = 2 points
:yes:
- havent talked to anyone in so long that you cant properly spoeak anymore / starting to forget your mother tongue ( for non english cels ) = 2 points
:yes:
- exclusively posting in the sewers = 2 points
:no:, but mostly
- fapping to hentai or videogame porn = 2 points
:no:
- sleep on the floor or on the carpet = 2 points
:no:
- ... without a pillow nor a blanket = 1 point
:no:
- spending hours just laying on the grouund , staring at the ceiling and day dreaming = 3 points
:no:, but I do that on my bed
- trash / trashbags all around your appartment / filthy mess = 3 points
:no:
- coom onto the floor or into a cup/glass and not cleaning it up = 4 points
:no:
- pee bottle = 4 points
:no:
- literally shitting into a trashcan = 5 points
:no:
score: 11
turns out I'm just a "slightly messy normie"
 
Guess I'm a normie according to you :feelscry:
 
Most of those sound disgusting as fuck, i can't piss in the bottle or the sink because i'm obsessed with hygiene.

Not a very good list imo, ocdcels wouldn't be able to relate.
 
You flatter me by giving me a low score.
I have not invited anyone for 3 years; my father invited himself and some of his male boomer friends a few times.
Much of your points are just for not taking care of your body or living space. I counted.
One must be of a broken down mind and yet caring to organise drugs and bottles to live like that.

If I would make an incel test, I would remove 2 of the 1 point issues so that the points awarded are, 10, 20 20 and 50.
I'd award 50 for not having had sex in 1-3 years, 50 more for being a virgin, 50 more for never gotten an intentional kiss on your mouth as long as you remember and finally 10 for being unhealthy enough to not survive 10 more years without outside help.
Points are awarded proportionally for low height, weak frame, high IQ, low strength, rarely speaking, small penis and asymmetry.
 
I'm in extreme LDAR-mode as of late. Too much weed my mind is really cloudy!
 
these are too specific
 
can't count it all
Too much work
I'm lazy
 
didn’t read fuck u
Read through the points

If it applies to you , count together all your points to get your LDAR level


- doing your dishes in the bathtub - 1 point

- chain smoking - 1 point

- eating nothing but pre packaged , frozen foods - 1 point

- serious postmaxxing - 1 points

- anime avi - 1 point :lul:

- own nothing of value except your computer/room is empty except a chair and the desk with your computer - 1 point

- cooming daily = 1 point

- cooming at least 3 times a day = 1 point

- cooming so much that your dick doesnt work anymore and your unwillingly doing no fap = 1 point

- you havent read a book in over a year = 1 point

- curtains drawn 24/7 - 1 point

- never go outside except to get groceries = 1 point

- spoending all your free time in front of a screen / the computer = 2 points

- extensive alcohol abuse = 2 points

- drug abuse = 2 points

- not showering for at least 1 week at a time = 2 points

- not showering for at least 1 month at a time = 2 points

- no one visited you in 3+ years = 2 points

- havent talked to anyone in so long that you cant properly spoeak anymore / starting to forget your mother tongue ( for non english cels ) = 2 points

- exclusively posting in the sewers = 2 points

- fapping to hentai or videogame porn = 2 points

- sleep on the floor or on the carpet = 2 points

- ... without a pillow nor a blanket = 1 point

- spending hours just laying on the grouund , staring at the ceiling and day dreaming = 3 points

- trash / trashbags all around your appartment / filthy mess = 3 points

- coom onto the floor or into a cup/glass and not cleaning it up = 4 points

- pee bottle = 4 points

- literally shitting into a trashcan = 5 points


0 - 10 = normie

10 + = slightly messy normie

20 + = standart level LDAR

30 + = serious rotter , close to the point of no return

40 + = walking corpse , just waiting for death

50 + = enlightened LDAR Prophet
10 pts
 
enlightened LDAR Prophet
 
Imagine doing the dishes in your bathtub
 
Read through the points

If it applies to you , count together all your points to get your LDAR level


- doing your dishes in the bathtub - 1 point

- chain smoking - 1 point

- eating nothing but pre packaged , frozen foods - 1 point

- serious postmaxxing - 1 points

- anime avi - 1 point :lul:

- own nothing of value except your computer/room is empty except a chair and the desk with your computer - 1 point

- cooming daily = 1 point

- cooming at least 3 times a day = 1 point

- cooming so much that your dick doesnt work anymore and your unwillingly doing no fap = 1 point

- you havent read a book in over a year = 1 point

- curtains drawn 24/7 - 1 point

- never go outside except to get groceries = 1 point

- spoending all your free time in front of a screen / the computer = 2 points

- extensive alcohol abuse = 2 points

- drug abuse = 2 points

- not showering for at least 1 week at a time = 2 points

- not showering for at least 1 month at a time = 2 points

- no one visited you in 3+ years = 2 points

- havent talked to anyone in so long that you cant properly spoeak anymore / starting to forget your mother tongue ( for non english cels ) = 2 points

- exclusively posting in the sewers = 2 points

- fapping to hentai or videogame porn = 2 points

- sleep on the floor or on the carpet = 2 points

- ... without a pillow nor a blanket = 1 point

- spending hours just laying on the grouund , staring at the ceiling and day dreaming = 3 points

- trash / trashbags all around your appartment / filthy mess = 3 points

- coom onto the floor or into a cup/glass and not cleaning it up = 4 points

- pee bottle = 4 points

- literally shitting into a trashcan = 5 points


0 - 10 = normie

10 + = slightly messy normie

20 + = standart level LDAR

30 + = serious rotter , close to the point of no return

40 + = walking corpse , just waiting for death

50 + = enlightened LDAR Prophet
8 guess I'm a normie but man does love his hentai / cartoon porn
 
Skimmed through it: 23:feelsbadman: Might do it properly later but I doubt the score would change much. Over for LDARcels.
 
1. Literally 1 point. Gave me a good laugh tho, some highlights:
- literally shitting into a trashcan = 5 points
- own nothing of value except your computer/room is empty except a chair and the desk with your computer - 1 point
- sleep on the floor or on the carpet = 2 points
- coom onto the floor or into a cup/glass and not cleaning it up = 4 points

If you do these, you have a much, much bigger problem then inceldom guys.
doing your dishes in the bathtub
Wtf?
Imagine doing the dishes in your bathtub
Peak insanity :lul:
 
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