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Let's create an INCEL COUNTRY

overlystinkypants

overlystinkypants

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Just like jews got Israel, we should also get a country as another persecuted minority.

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Rise to power

After Venezuela completely collapses under socialist rule, USA should lead a military intervention and take over the country for its oil reserves. Such takeover of so many resources would cripple Russia as it would lower the oil prices and smother its economy. As of recently EU-USA relations have gotten worse after Trump so USA would suffer great international pressure and be portrayed as a warmongering tyrant. USA would need a strong explanation and a deeper reason for such takeover. This is where incels.is comes in.

Creating a country for a persecuted minority scattered across the world, suffering from lookism for many years and being a target for many anticels would give USA a moral high ground. Such invasion would be seen less as a resource theft and more as a heartwarming help for people in need. It would give the invasion a deeper meaning. I'm contacting high ranking US officials about details right now. We need to assemble a proper government body first.

Territory

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Since USA would take over the country, we would only get a small portion of it to ourselves. Our Incel country would most likely be located in modern Maracaibo. We get a great starting point. Big oil reserves to support ourselves during the starting years, airport to move in incels from around the world and already established infrastructure.

It's a just a city, so we'd be like Hongkong.

Name and symbols


The name of our country is discussable. Here are some suggestions:

-Incelistan (let's call it like that for now)
-United Incel Kingdom
-The Kingdom of Incels
-Incel Empire
-New Isla Vista

Flag:

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White representing a fresh start, a blank card, tabula rasa for incels.
Dark blue is the incels.is color, representing our traditions and pre-unity era.
Blackpill represents the cultural legacy of our people.

Coat of arms: needed later

National motto:"In St. Blackops2cel We Trust"
National anthem: Whitney Houston - How Will I Know (if you don't know why you're fakecel)
National animal: Femoid
Patron saints: Goderator azavii, St. Blackops2cel and St. Elliot obviously

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Economy

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for the start, the Incelistan economy would be supported mostly by the export of oil as well as foreign aid and US support. to kickstart the whole country, as a king with the help of the minister of finances we'd get rid of all the social programs and government interventionism to slash the tax rates and therefore create a tax haven. that move would enable small businesses to grow as well as attract investors from foreign countries to allocate and invest their money here as Incelistan would be very stable and business friendly due to low taxes and monarchy. we'd have a steady growth.

when Incelistan recovers from the economic crash and becomes the next financial centre of the world, we would spend some amount of the GDP on financing plastic surgery for truecels and importing brides from poorer countries. incels would be examined by a specific government institution whether they can escape inceldom or not. if they cant, they'd get permament NEETbux.

Government

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The government would be very limited to minimize taxation and increase effectiveness. Incelistan would be an absolute monarchy with me as a king, obviously. But we still need others to establish a proper government. Anyone wants to take these positions?

Minister of Finances - to oversee the country's finances, propose tax plans, manage debt and spending etc.
Minister of War - needed to conquer Chad and plan our country's defense
Minister of Justice - responsible for judicial power, establishing courts and writing laws
Minister of Incel Culture and Heritage - someone who would research and organize the history of incels, our achievements and past events. a CRUCIAL position in order to keep a national identity for Incelistan citizens
Minister of Misogony - self-explanatory ;)
Incelistan Police Chief - responsible for establishing, recruiting and keeping a national police force to protect Incelistan citizens from feral femoids and normies
Incelistan Armed Forces Supreme Commander - build an army and crush our enemies
Federal Bureau of Fakecel Investigation Director - responsible for detecting and tracking fakecels, needed coordination with the Incel Police Chief
 
there's been predictions about Atlantis rising again or continents sinking and new ones rising...

We need to make sure an Incel gets to one of these islands and claims it before any of the super powers do....You'd have to live stream the entire thing just incase some Chinese, Russian, American war vessels decide to destroy you while claiming it.
 
It will end up like liberland or sealand
 
We'll just get defeated by Chad

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A Good Friend said:
We'll just get defeated by Chad

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true Chad would probably enslave us
 
Shotgun Minister of Finances
 
I'm calling whatever position gives me free lobbybux and governmentbux.
 
VLÖ said:
I'm calling whatever position gives me free lobbybux and governmentbux.

my sex slave it is then.
 
overlystinkypants said:
my sex slave it is then.

Well then I'll just have to kill you and coup the government, fagboi.
 
VLÖ said:
Well then I'll just have to kill you and coup the government, fagboi.

its hard to make a coup without any position, influence or money to begin with.

bad boi, i'll make you wear sexy outfits in my mansion's basement :3
 
overlystinkypants said:
its hard to make a coup without any position, influence or money to begin with.

bad boi, i'll make you wear sexy outfits in my mansion's basement :3

Aaand the faggotry went off the charts. No thanks.
 
I'd take a position in education or scientific research IMO. We must advance science for our great nation, and we must blackpill the youth.
 
sounds dope. the best thing about it is it filtersmaxx all the fakecels and heavily coping incels who would rather stay in their country for the "tiniest slither of hope" that a girl will notice them and they will get laid.
 
"..with me as a king, obviously" 

I lol'd.
 
While i love the idea... i think we will have to settle for an island somewhere
 
Based post. We will be a country solely dependent on Migrants since we won't reproduce.
 
If you were a leader of an incel country you'd probably import chads for your sexual desires so no
 
So is this our official flag
 
The country would be a sausage fest, no punanis allowed.
 
10/10 post. It's not even a joke to me, the American government doesn't benefit economically with incels. They would benefit from expatriating some land in SA for our deportation.
 
@idkwattodowithlife Look, I'll be happy to fuck you in the ass if you really want it
 
I like this idea, though I feel like we should have some sort of council as a governing body rather than making it a monarchy.

I'd gladly be the minister of culture and heritage, since I'm a decent writer/researcher.
 
I will be the dungeon master
 
ArtoriasWolf said:
I will be the dungeon master

Don't need a whole new country for that. Don't even need to leave your basement tbh.
 
blickpall said:
Don't need a whole new country for that. Don't even need to leave your basement tbh.

Guess I will be seeing you in my basement in the next few hours then
 
blickpall said:
Don't need a whole new country for that. Don't even need to leave your basement tbh.

I promise you will have the best and fanciest cell in my basement.
 
Minjaze said:
I like this idea, though I feel like we should have some sort of council as a governing body rather than making it a monarchy.

I'd gladly be the minister of culture and heritage, since I'm a decent writer/researcher.

The Council of Incelistan then? We should have our mods there.
 
I am with you brother. I too dream of a kingdom of mercy. You have a friend in me dude. I'm down to help us build are homeland anytime!
 
As long as I get female slaves.
 
Whitney fucking Houston?? Fuck off with that normie femoid music.

It should be:
The Smiths - How Soon Is Now
 
blickpall said:
I'd take a position in education or scientific research IMO. We must advance science for our great nation, and we must blackpill the youth.

you will be surely promoted by me, if needed
 
MayorOfKekville said:
Whitney fucking Houston?? Fuck off with that normie femoid music.

It should be:
The Smiths - How Soon Is Now

fakecel

[video=youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFqn8gTmEQw[/video]
 
OP should be rewarded for the effort he put , thx OP !

but creating an incel country will surely end in a civil war superquickly, too much infight atm
 

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