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Serious Life hack for facial hair growth? Truecel in need of help

StSausageCel

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I have hair all over my body. My arms are hairy, legs as well, pubic hair grows faster than a mf too.

But the cruel joke? I have zero visible facial hair, and a bad hairline as well. I'll most likely be completely bald by 30, though I'm praying that doesn't happen.

But who tf has zero facial hair at 18? Nearly all my age mates have at least a visible goatee, while I'm stuck looking like a babyface truecel.

If anybody has any lifehack for facial hair growth I'd appreciate it.
 
Grow better genes
 
I have hair all over my body. My arms are hairy, legs as well, pubic hair grows faster than a mf too.

But the cruel joke? I have zero visible facial hair, and a bad hairline as well. I'll most likely be completely bald by 30, though I'm praying that doesn't happen.

But who tf has zero facial hair at 18? Nearly all my age mates have at least a visible goatee, while I'm stuck looking like a babyface truecel.

If anybody has any lifehack for facial hair growth I'd appreciate it.
You can take minoxidil, but it has some side effects, mainly that it fucks up collagen in your skin.
 
@Subhuman Currycel you have any looksmaxxxing advice for this brocel?
 
You can take minoxidil, but it has some side effects, mainly that it fucks up collagen in your skin.
I heard about that, but after some research I discovered it has some side effects that can affect your heart. I'm really not trying to develop a heart condition just because i wanted facial hair, plus I'm the biggest hypochondriac so I'd constantly be wondering whether I have a heart problem while using minox
 
Take your pubes
Tape it onto your chin

like that one scene in jackass LMAO
 
I have hair all over my body. My arms are hairy, legs as well, pubic hair grows faster than a mf too.

But the cruel joke? I have zero visible facial hair, and a bad hairline as well. I'll most likely be completely bald by 30, though I'm praying that doesn't happen.

But who tf has zero facial hair at 18? Nearly all my age mates have at least a visible goatee, while I'm stuck looking like a babyface truecel.

If anybody has any lifehack for facial hair growth I'd appreciate it.

Same. Just accept it. Or do this like I will:


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dG3AmNaWYYw&ab_channel=KTNVChannel13LasVegas
 
Foam minoxidil to facial hair
But if there’s really none it’s gonna be hard
I mean, there are like 5 prickly hairs on my chin that I can see with a flashlight, so I guess that counts?
 
Does your dad have a beard?
 
Inject T into your balls
 
I have soy facial hair, would prefer to be hairless instead. May do laser in the future.
 
idk chief, mine just grew. Hope I helped :feelsautistic:
 
reborn as a chad
 

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