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JFL Losing virginity to 30+ roastie be like

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This is basically @FullTimeLoser and any other low T cel who couldn't relinquish their virginity through an escort.

She looks like a dude btw, hideous creature.
 
cell phone camera isn't doing her nose any favors
 
This is basically @FullTimeLoser and any other low T cel who couldn't relinquish their virginity through an escort.

She looks like a dude btw, hideous creature.
Bro, damage control won't help you, you literally pay money to fuck diseased whores. I'd literally be too grossed out

I'd only do it if she wasn't an actual whore but a regular girl who needs money
 
Bro, damage control won't help you, you literally pay money to fuck diseased whores. I'd literally be too grossed out

I'd only do it if she wasn't an actual whore but a regular girl who needs money
Broke man Cope
 
she look like shes approaching 50
 
do you honestly believe a regular girl has a lower count than a whore tho?
Yes. A regular 19 year old likely has maybe 10 body count? That's a lot better than a 1000 body count of a whore.
 
Yes. A regular 19 year old likely has maybe 10 body count? That's a lot better than a 1000 body count of a whore.
Wish I could take that seriously. Girls as young as 15 years would say stuff like I'm done playing games
My younger sister had a new bf every week. Before women reach age 15 their notch count is in the double digits.
At age 19 it would have to be at least in the lower 3 digits.
 
Wish I could take that seriously. Girls as young as 15 years would say stuff like I'm done playing games
My younger sister had a new bf every week. Before women reach age 15 their notch count is in the double digits.
At age 19 it would have to be at least in the lower 3 digits.
Your sister is a whore and you're not man enough to discipline her.
There's a some girls who have in the triple digit range, and some in the 10-range i'd bet.
 
She doesn't look attractive even with fake-up. Her attitude is boner-killer. And yet she has way more confidence (and sex) than all of us combined.
 
Your sister is a whore and you're not man enough to discipline her.
There's a some girls who have in the triple digit range, and some in the 10-range i'd bet.
she is a whore but she is also a regular girl. These are indistinguishable. She is by far not the only example I know. And not even the worst example by far either. Many do a new guy every other day.
 
A broke man with a newer car than your dad:waitwhat: :feelskek:
Admission of Defeat, another Jordan Slam dunk on the fulltimepeasant :feelsohh:
Yes. A regular 19 year old likely has maybe 10 body count? That's a lot better than a 1000 body count of a whore.
As if the difference would mean anything when it's you seeing it first hand :lul: :feelshaha: you wouldn't be able to maintain a boner for either one.


Keep Coping Faggot
 
Admission of Defeat, another Jordan Slam dunk on the fulltimepeasant :feelsohh:

As if the difference would mean anything when it's you seeing it first hand :lul: :feelshaha: you wouldn't be able to maintain a boner for either one.


Keep Coping Faggot
I'm going to assume the boner thing is something you're currently struggling with.

What's wrong, broke boy? Porn ain't getting that dirty dick up anymore :lul: :lul:
Maybe if you showered and cleaned your filthy nails. Plus you're low t that's a sign that you're not even supposed to have a dick
 
i got PTSD now after 5 seconds of that video, who do i sue?
 
I'm going to assume the boner thing is something you're currently struggling with.

What's wrong, broke boy? Porn ain't getting that dirty dick up anymore :lul: :lul:
Maybe if you showered and cleaned your filthy nails. Plus you're low t that's a sign that you're not even supposed to have a dick
I see right through you. They're your struggles, seeing as how you're too broke to get yourself laid. Just warning you that you might waste the little money you have and not get anything out of it JFL
 
I see right through you. They're your struggles, seeing as how you're too broke to get yourself laid. Just warning you that you might waste the little money you have and not get anything out of it JFL
come on little boy, it's so obvious why you kept bringing up your dick not getting hard. can't your dad steal some viagra for you?
 
come on little boy, it's so obvious why you kept bringing up your dick not getting hard. can't your dad steal some viagra for you?
Nah bruh

Im just concerned for a fellow bruhcel who's too scared to get his rocks off and choosing to live like a scrub.

You're like that broke kid at the arcade watching everyone else play. Im not an asshole, I'll give you some quarters :feelzez:
 
Nah bruh

Im just concerned for a fellow bruhcel who's too scared to get his rocks off and choosing to live like a scrub.

You're like that broke kid at the arcade watching everyone else play. Im not an asshole, I'll give you some quarters :feelzez:
Bruh you're 15, cant get hard, and your only outlet in life is larping on an online forum which I ruined for you.

God I'm so fucking sorry man.. I really am
 
Nah bruh

Im just concerned for a fellow bruhcel who's too scared to get his rocks off and choosing to live like a scrub.

You're like that broke kid at the arcade watching everyone else play. Im not an asshole, I'll give you some quarters :feelzez:

Bruh you're 15, cant get hard, and your only outlet in life is larping on an online forum which I ruined for you.

God I'm so fucking sorry man.. I really am


:feelsPop::feelsPop::feelsPop:
 
Bruh you're 15, cant get hard, and your only outlet in life is larping on an online forum which I ruined for you.

God I'm so fucking sorry man.. I really am
I'll give you quarters man :feelzez: im actually a nice guy overall

Cant be having a fellow bruhcel blueball himself :feelsohh:
 
What an ugly Karen. She's probably in her late 30s but she looks like she's nearing her 50s
 
I'll give you pesos too nigga come to Mexico and I'll pay for your rounds to watch you get your ass handed to you by Rugal players :feelsohh:
Mi baño very dirty, esse clean mi baño for 5 pesos, si?
 
Wish I could take that seriously. Girls as young as 15 years would say stuff like I'm done playing games
My younger sister had a new bf every week. Before women reach age 15 their notch count is in the double digits.
At age 19 it would have to be at least in the lower 3 digits.
Same with all my sisters lol — black pilling af they’d have a revolving door of men then talk shit about them.
 
Same with all my sisters lol — black pilling af they’d have a revolving door of men then talk shit about them.
have seen it with my other sisters too but my younger sister was the most obvious case because she had her room directly opposing mine where i would be aware of everything that was going on in there
 
Same with all my sisters lol — black pilling af they’d have a revolving door of men then talk shit about them.
have seen it with my other sisters too but my younger sister was the most obvious case because she had her room directly opposing mine where i would be aware of everything that was going on in there
RageFuel material
 
Like Mike with the Shot at Utah for the W, nothing but Net for the DregKing :feelzez:
You got dominated el baño, you had nothing from the start and now you're broken
 
Cope

You got handled up and ran out of shit to say.
Really? I actually never ran out, you're the one who always reverts back to posting emojis crying
 
Really? I actually never ran out
All the fucking time JFL it's ridiculous how you have an endless chain of recycling what you've said before. You get stale nigga

you're the one who always reverts back
That's more of you doing it to yourself and getting lazy. Don't get mad when you dish out low effort and get closed out by low effort :feelzez:
 
All the fucking time JFL it's ridiculous how you have an endless chain of recycling what you've said before. You get stale nigga


That's more of you doing it to yourself and getting lazy. Don't get mad when you dish out low effort and get closed out by low effort :feelzez:
I mean, I don't need to come up with new insults do I? I'm not tryna throw some "fuck nugget shit biscut" reddit shit. My insults are based on reality that applies to you. Like soyboy, beta, cowardly. stuff like that.
 
Like soyboy, beta, cowardly. stuff like that.
Ironic that all this applies more to you tbh

You watch soy garbage like harry potter, who knows what else you've watched and what sort of giga low T games you got your hands on JFL

You abuse steroids hoping not to get bullied IRL,fuck with IPs because you pissed off the wrong people, and you hide your ancestry because you're ashamed of your origin.
 
Ironic that all this applies more to you tbh

You watch soy garbage like harry potter, who knows what else you've watched and what sort of giga low T games you got your hands on JFL

You abuse steroids hoping not to get bullied IRL,fuck with IPs because you pissed off the wrong people, and you hide your ancestry because you're ashamed of your origin.
What I say is based on reality. What you say is debunked stuff over and over.

Can you deny sounding soy? Can you deny being well behaved as I insulted you in VC? You're a cowardly soy beta, These are facts.
 
You mog me into further depression! I don't find her unattractive. She is slim and not that old! I have tried overweight 70+ year olds, but every time been rejected in the end. I would lose my virginity even to a woman who I do not find attractive. If she was into me or aroused by the situation, that alone would get me aroused. Better to be with an unattractive woman that was into me than very attractive 10/10 escort who only wants money and out of the situation ASAP so she can stop acting. I still haven't gone to pay to lose my virginity, even though I don't have any hope anymore ever getting genuine, non-paid intimacy.
 

Losing virginity to 30+ roastie​

I posit the hypothesis that it is impossible to lose your virginity to a roastie because it is impossible to have sex with a roastie.

Putting your penis past the labia of a wide vagina simply is NOT sex at all.

Sexual intercourse is when a penis is enveloped by a vagina. The vagina must touch all sides of the penis.

This is why, for example, we do not consider it to be sexual intercourse when a boy is born, even though his penis makes contact with the wall of the vagina on the way out: because only one side of his penis is touching one wall of the vagina. It is not being enveloped by it.

For a vagina to genuinely envelope a penis, touching it on all sides simultaneously, requires a certain degree of vagina tightness.

A very large vagina cannot engage in simultaneously circumference envelopment. Although it is possible for one side of a penis to touch one wall of that vagina, the radial difference limits that point of contact to a single negligible point of contact.

Compare for example a small circle inside a big circle:

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The only way to have sex with a massively wide vagina is to have a girth massively wide cock. If your cock is not some kind of 3-inch diameter monster, you can't make enough appreciable simultaneous contact with the walls of a wide-as-hallway roastie vagina for it to qualify as sexual intercourse.

Aside from occasional minimal-contact wall scrapings you are essentially just fucking the air which occupies the vaginal hallway.

This guy for example could put his penis inside this giant girl but it would not be sex:
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His penis could make contact with the inside of her vagina, but it would be as negligible as if she gave birth to him. It's pseudo-sex which is only considered sex because of low-IQ imaginations when attempting to define what sex is.

It is only possible to have sex with tight pussies, so you can only lose your virginity to a tight pussy.

Tight is of course a relative term regarding how vaginal circumference relates to a mans' penile circumference.
 
Her attitude and voice are disgusting
plus first date sex? Know shes a big whore and desperate
[lus, instead of getting to know guy and make him comfortable she posts this shit on social media thus making him to abstain from ever dating again or worse he is going to rope
fukcin women
 

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