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Venting Masturbation is a powerful tool to an incel

Shigechi

Shigechi

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I don't know if it's just me, but after i fap, i can feel ok with my subhuman appearance for at least 5 minutes until i'm horny again. Before i fap, i'm angry, thinking about femoids and their roasties beefs, thinking of how ugly i am and how no woman wants shit with me. After i release my fluids, i feel better, i'm another person, i don't care about women anymore or their shitty opinions, the thought of spending money with an escort seems absurd at this moment. It's a blessing, if only we could encapsulate this post fap state and feel that way all the time we could put femoids in their place or at least severely limit their infinite power. Because it's all about instinct, we are ugly fuckups, yes, but we suffer because our instincts want us to procreate and femoids reject us because of things beyond our control. What i want to say is masturbation is your friend, a shame its effects can't last longer though.
















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tbh masturbation doesn't really do anything anymore. As soon as i'm done I just feel angry that I came on top of myself intstead of inside a femoid.
 
Masturbation helped me way more through 12-25. After that even when i masturbate i somehow feel shitty.
 
Masturbation helped me way more through 12-25. After that even when i masturbate i somehow feel shitty.
Are you wizardcel?
 
You gotta alternate between your left and right arm so you get them both strong
 
There's an old saying that the most honest moment of a man's life are the few minutes after orgasm
 
Masturbation is therapeutic when have high T/high metabolism. If you feel like shit afterwards than you should no-fap.
 
JFL you can’t subvert your biological desire to fuck a female with your own hand. Been there done that got addicted coomed 5-7 times each day.
 
Nofap since December 5, 2019
 
Masturbation is both a blessing and curse tbh.

It gives the sexual satisfaction to function but the reality of never getting the real thing sinks in right after and that is honestly the most empty feeling life has to offer imo.
 
tbh masturbation doesn't really do anything anymore. As soon as i'm done I just feel angry that I came on top of myself intstead of inside a femoid.

Why are you cumming on yourself? (that's the real question)
 
Where am I supposed to cum? Into a sock?

IDK there's tissues, paper towels, toilet paper, you can mastubate in the shower and just let it run down the drain, etc, this doesn't seem like rocket science to me

Just seems like some closet faggotry to go out of your way to cum on yourself, and from what I can imagine you sound like one of those dudes that jerks off pointing his dick upwards towards himself and cums on his own stomach, that is some faggot shit JFL

Heck a sock is a better choice
 
IDK there's tissues, paper towels, toilet paper, you can mastubate in the shower and just let it run down the drain, etc, this doesn't seem like rocket science to me

Just seems like some closet faggotry to go out of your way to cum on yourself, and from what I can imagine you sound like one of those dudes that jerks off pointing his dick upwards towards himself and cums on his own stomach, that is some faggot shit JFL

Heck a sock is a better choice

lmao what. I use toilet paper after i'm done to wipe it off myself. I'm not going to fap in the shower standing up not being able to use my laptop and cumming on the floor where other people stand. Lying down while ejaculating is by far the most comfortable position. I tried fapping into a toilet and it didn't feel half as good. I also lost control over my legs and nearly fell inside the toilet. Cumming on your stomach and showering afterwards is the most logical way to do it.
 
I'm not going to fap in the shower standing up not being able to use my laptop and cumming on the floor where other people stand

TBH sometimes it feels better when you just don't do it for a few days and just do it in the shower, you don't even need porn, you just close your eyes

Lying down while ejaculating is by far the most comfortable position

You have a roof mounted TV or something? lol, or do you just have pillows to arch you facing up and forward?

I sit to do it, and I stand sometimes, I'm going to escortcel at some point, so I'm going to have to get used to it to some extent

I tried fapping into a toilet and it didn't feel half as good

Probably because you didn't have much wait time inbetween, wait 2 days and then fap, it will be easy

I also lost control over my legs and nearly fell inside the toilet

The orgasm is more intense when you are standing, I've noticed that when I masturbate while sitting down it isn't as strong and you don't feel this kind of "full body weakness" you get when standing, you feel nothing in your legs

TBH when I masturbate in the shower, I don't actually jerk off, I basically fuck my hand, I lube up with soap and thrust into my hand, and it feels way better than jerking off, I don't know why

Cumming on your stomach and showering afterwards is the most logical way to do it.

Are you in your 50's or something?, if so then I completely understand, if you are in your 20's or 30's, I don't see why you'd need to do this or why your legs are so weak
 
it's getting boring, makes me feel dead inside. by the time I'm 30 maybe I won't even be arsed to open a pornhub tab
 
coom feels nice
 
it's getting boring, makes me feel dead inside. by the time I'm 30 maybe I won't even be arsed to open a pornhub tab

Downloading porn is better, once you get a large enough stash you don't bother to browse again

You just start thinking about what want to jerk off to and you go through the category folder, its like a cycle, by the time to get back to a video it isn't "used up" anymore, of course when you stumble upon a new good one that's better in some way you get it, but that rarely happens

You won't believe how many times I was browsing and I saw a thumbnail and thought - "that looks good"

I mouse over the thumnail to see some scenes and it looks "cliche", I'll think - "I have 5 other videos like that already in HD"

There's no need to browse for porn all the time, just get an external harddrive and create a collection
 
tbh masturbation doesn't really do anything anymore. As soon as i'm done I just feel angry that I came on top of myself intstead of inside a femoid.
yea, it is cope.
 
Downloading porn is better, once you get a large enough stash you don't bother to browse again

You just start thinking about what want to jerk off to and you go through the category folder, its like a cycle, by the time to get back to a video it isn't "used up" anymore, of course when you stumble upon a new good one that's better in some way you get it, but that rarely happens

You won't believe how many times I was browsing and I saw a thumbnail and thought - "that looks good"

I mouse over the thumnail to see some scenes and it looks "cliche", I'll think - "I have 5 other videos like that already in HD"

There's no need to browse for porn all the time, just get an external harddrive and create a collection
I have 4tb :lul: but I still check new stuff. mostly on emp but if I'm feeling fancy pornhub and xhamster too, amateur videos are often very good and they don't always stay up forever :feelsthink:
 
I have 4tb :lul:

I don't understand why you still browse then JFL, are you downloading low quality trash, like any video you see that's "good"

Always try and browse for porn AFTER you've masturbated, it will change what you download drastically

but I still check new stuff. mostly on emp but if I'm feeling fancy pornhub and xhamster too, amateur videos are often very good and they don't always stay up forever :feelsthink:

1. Whats "emp"

2. You are mentioning a lot of sites that download upload HD stuff at all (maybe pornhub)

Use biqle.ru/biqle.com (or daftsex.com)
Use spankbang.com

You'll find good quality HD sources for a lot of vids

Also I don't really like ametuar porn because the camera work is shit, and its filmed for the viewership and enjoyment of the person filming it, the angles are usually crap, you are just watching a woman get fucked rather than seeing her get fucked (actual penetration)

Most angles are just you seeing the guys torso and dick JFL
 
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People having an issue with their own cum on their own fucking stomach really need to get therapy. They're clearly dealing with some next level anxiety.
 
Of course you feel better, you release dopamine. And in some time, this dopamine will do nothing in you and you will become more depressed.
 
People having an issue with their own cum on their own fucking stomach really need to get therapy. They're clearly dealing with some next level anxiety.

I have no problem wiping my ass, if shit gets on my had I'll wash it, but I don't go out of my way to wipe my ass with my hands and then wash the shit away

If you are going out of your way to cum on yourself when you can just use some tissues, I'd say its you that needs some therapy

You don't try to pee on your own leg with you go for a piss, when you want to spit you don't purposefully gargle and swallow it, etc, etc

You literally have to go out of your way to cum on your stomach JFL, its on purpose, its intentional, that's weird, it takes fucking yourself to a whole new level

@LOLI BREEDING
You have 4TB, any recommendations?

Of the rapey variety JFL, can't find anymore good rape porn vids

The best European one I know of is called - "La Moglie Abusata", most realistic one I've seen, female actor stays in character, never smiles and shit

The best Asian one I know of is called - "FAD-1394" (a "spoils of war" army themed collection of scenes, even though its censored its very good, I'd say its the 2nd best rape porn video I know of)
 
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Thread is retarded

but yeah cooming feels nice
 
You literally have to go out of your way to cum on your stomach JFL, its on purpose, its intentional, that's weird, it takes fucking yourself to a whole new level

I'm usually on my back when I jerk off, so I don't exactly 'go out of my way'. The only difference is either putting a tissue down beforehand, or just wiping it off after. Doesn't fucking matter. This is like saying you can't poop because you don't like to have shit on your ass. Get fucking real.
 
This is like saying you can't poop because you don't like to have shit on your ass. Get fucking real.

No what you are doing is like wiping your ass with your hands, and why the hell are you on your back?

You are literally going against gravity when you do that, that's likely to result in a lot of "wasted orgasms" (you know when you cum and it doesn't feel as good or you feel basically nothing, but you get the same refractory period so you wasted a chance to orgasm)

I've tried that lying down shit and it takes way longer and doesn't feel as good, its wasted time and effort, you are basically fighting to cum to entire time lol

Now I've tried it without porn, so maybe its just that I didn't use porn

Well guess what, I've done it many times standing without porn, and its sometimes felt better than when I do it sitting down with porn, so porn is not the factor here, its the position, its a very unnatural position for a man to be in during sex, it reduces your efficiency, its a good sex position for "lasting longer", but seeing as you're not fucking anyone what good is that position to you when jerking off
 
IDK there's tissues, paper towels, toilet paper, you can mastubate in the shower and just let it run down the drain, etc, this doesn't seem like rocket science to me

Just seems like some closet faggotry to go out of your way to cum on yourself, and from what I can imagine you sound like one of those dudes that jerks off pointing his dick upwards towards himself and cums on his own stomach, that is some faggot shit JFL

Heck a sock is a better choice
Personally I do it because my dick sticks upwards when erect. When I sit down or lie down, what I do is place 4 sheets of tissue paper on my belly so the cum doesn't drip off me when I ejaculate. Then I dispose the tissues and wipe my belly with wet wipes to clean.
 
I know exactly how you feel. Being able to be completely free from frustration related to foids and sex for at least a couple of minutes feels great.
 
I don't understand why you still browse then JFL, are you downloading low quality trash, like any video you see that's "good"

Always try and browse for porn AFTER you've masturbated, it will change what you download drastically



1. Whats "emp"

2. You are mentioning a lot of sites that download upload HD stuff at all (maybe pornhub)

Use biqle.ru/biqle.com (or daftsex.com)
Use spankbang.com

You'll find good quality HD sources for a lot of vids

Also I don't really like ametuar porn because the camera work is shit, and its filmed for the viewership and enjoyment of the person filming it, the angles are usually crap, you are just watching a woman get fucked rather than seeing her get fucked (actual penetration)

Most angles are just you seeing the guys torso and dick JFL
well how would I have 4tb if I wasn't browsing for it at one point or another? yeah not all of it is 10/10 must have but that's fine. emp is empornium. great torrents but absolutely dogshit seeding system, I still hover at or below 0.5 after 4 years :lul: amateur porn is the most varied I think, at the very least everybody can find some candid stuff they enjoy. yeah a lot of it is shit but you know instantly so you just skip
 
If you masturbate, you are not celibate
 
If i don't jerk off my dick is hard all die and it's annoying af tbh
 
Well guess what, I've done it many times standing without porn, and its sometimes felt better than when I do it sitting down with porn, so porn is not the factor here, its the position, its a very unnatural position for a man to be in during sex, it reduces your efficiency, its a good sex position for "lasting longer", but seeing as you're not fucking anyone what good is that position to you when jerking off

I think this comes down more to what you're used to. For me, cumming when jerking off while standing is way harder than laying down.
 
i feel like my bicep is bigger just because of overly fapping
 
I think this comes down more to what you're used to. For me, cumming when jerking off while standing is way harder than laying down.

TBH the first time I did it it was difficult, but I goot used to it

Do you not plan on having sex ever in your entire existence?

Getting yourself used to only cumming in such a prone position is going to basically make you unable to fuck period, you'll have no leg/hip strength or co-ordination when the time comes (unless you just plan to lay there and have the bitch do cow girl)

This is like the male version of starfish sex JFL, it never even dawned upon me once that this would be possible because I imagine all men want to take an active role in sex
 

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