[JFL] Middle aged Female Coworker said I have a nice ass and must get all the girls

Nautica1983

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JFL, if only it was that simple. Just have a big ass theory.
 
Algeriancel

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Ask her will she date you if she could. And wait for the reaction.
 
StaroRavager

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What the hell would a foid do with an ass if she got her hands on it anyway
 
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Nice humblebrag dawg
 
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JFL, if only it was that simple. Just have a big ass theory.
Ive always wondered why girls SAY that they think a big ass on a man is attractive .
what purpose does it serve ?
 
Nautica1983

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Ask her will she date you if she could. And wait for the reaction.
Fucking bitch would tell me something stupid like "your not my type, but there's plenty of other women who want you"
Nice humblebrag dawg
Wasnt suppose to be a brag, but rather highlighting the absurdity of her statement.
What the hell would a foid do with an ass if she got her hands on it anyway
Ive always wondered why girls SAY that they think a big ass on a man is attractive .
what purpose does it serve ?
No fucking idea.
 
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Lmao, they try to show off their small and non-existent asses. It's only looks decent for some because most women are short and proportions make illusionially have "decent sized" asses but I can see through that and realize most of these girls asses are trash and unimpressive. A real great ass is my ass. I worked my ass off building monstrous booty that makes the gay dudes go fruity. My ass is rock solid thicc and muscle and very impressive. It pops out regardless if I wear sweatpants or not. In fact females don't even come close to males in terms of body anatomy and muscle proportions. Look how trash female bodybuilding is compared to male bodybuilding. The male body is the most superior. The only thing Femoids have is that disgusting roast beef curtains. Females asses are disgusting and flabby and unimpressive. And they like to get butt implants and photoshop and have anterior pelvic tilt in their photos to make it look "big" fuckin instagram whores.
 
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Lmao, they try to show off their small and non-existent asses. It's only looks decent for some because most women are short and proportions make illusionially have "decent sized" asses but I can see through that and realize most of these girls asses are trash and unimpressive. A real great ass is my ass. I worked my ass off building monstrous booty that makes the gay dudes go fruity. My ass is rock solid thicc and muscle and very impressive. It pops out regardless if I wear sweatpants or not. In fact females don't even come close to males in terms of body anatomy and muscle proportions. Look how trash female bodybuilding is compared to male bodybuilding. The male body is the most superior. The only thing Femoids have is that disgusting roast beef curtains. Females asses are disgusting and flabby and unimpressive. And they like to get butt implants and photoshop and have anterior pelvic tilt in their photos to make it look "big" fuckin instagram whores.
:worryfeels::feelswhat:
 
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She probably has a penis.
 
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Lmao, they try to show off their small and non-existent asses. It's only looks decent for some because most women are short and proportions make illusionially have "decent sized" asses but I can see through that and realize most of these girls asses are trash and unimpressive. A real great ass is my ass. I worked my ass off building monstrous booty that makes the gay dudes go fruity. My ass is rock solid thicc and muscle and very impressive. It pops out regardless if I wear sweatpants or not. In fact females don't even come close to males in terms of body anatomy and muscle proportions. Look how trash female bodybuilding is compared to male bodybuilding. The male body is the most superior. The only thing Femoids have is that disgusting roast beef curtains. Females asses are disgusting and flabby and unimpressive. And they like to get butt implants and photoshop and have anterior pelvic tilt in their photos to make it look "big" fuckin instagram whores.
Gymcels are even more gay than animecels :feelsmega:
 
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big ass as a male is death
Lmao, they try to show off their small and non-existent asses. It's only looks decent for some because most women are short and proportions make illusionially have "decent sized" asses but I can see through that and realize most of these girls asses are trash and unimpressive. A real great ass is my ass. I worked my ass off building monstrous booty that makes the gay dudes go fruity. My ass is rock solid thicc and muscle and very impressive. It pops out regardless if I wear sweatpants or not. In fact females don't even come close to males in terms of body anatomy and muscle proportions. Look how trash female bodybuilding is compared to male bodybuilding. The male body is the most superior. The only thing Femoids have is that disgusting roast beef curtains. Females asses are disgusting and flabby and unimpressive. And they like to get butt implants and photoshop and have anterior pelvic tilt in their photos to make it look "big" fuckin instagram whores.
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i've definitely seen some assmaxxers around, they look gay as fuck when their muscular ass sticks out so much but femoids are so masculinized now that they check out men's asses, so who knows
 
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Beating foids at their own game tbh. Something to be proud of
 
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Humblebragging. :chad::banhammer:
 
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I wanna call this "brag," but where do you draw the line? What if a woman said I have nice tits? Would it be brag to come here and tell you that?
 
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She wants to fuck you in the ass man. When I was bluepilled few years ago and watched pegging porn (I was lost back then, I thought I can at least get girls to fuck me if I submit to them, don't judge) that's what the girls would always say in the intro.
 
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Lmao, they try to show off their small and non-existent asses. It's only looks decent for some because most women are short and proportions make illusionially have "decent sized" asses but I can see through that and realize most of these girls asses are trash and unimpressive. A real great ass is my ass. I worked my ass off building monstrous booty that makes the gay dudes go fruity. My ass is rock solid thicc and muscle and very impressive. It pops out regardless if I wear sweatpants or not. In fact females don't even come close to males in terms of body anatomy and muscle proportions. Look how trash female bodybuilding is compared to male bodybuilding. The male body is the most superior. The only thing Femoids have is that disgusting roast beef curtains. Females asses are disgusting and flabby and unimpressive. And they like to get butt implants and photoshop and have anterior pelvic tilt in their photos to make it look "big" fuckin instagram whores.
Bro
 
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Slap her ass
She dosent have one tbh
She wants to fuck you in the ass man. When I was bluepilled few years ago and watched pegging porn (I was lost back then, I thought I can at least get girls to fuck me if I submit to them, don't judge) that's what the girls would always say in the intro.
I think your interpretation might be a little off
I wanna call this "brag," but where do you draw the line? What if a woman said I have nice tits? Would it be brag to come here and tell you that?
It's only brag if they complement your muscles or facial features tbh. Also could you imagine the outrage if I told her she had a nice ass? I'd be filed for sexual harassment and fired on the spot
 
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Also could you imagine the outrage if I told her she had a nice ass? I'd be filed for sexual harassment and fired on the spot
Clear double standard. Is she folksy or what?
 
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Strap-on action.
I never understood that either. Maybe a dominance rush or something but there’s no sexual value for either of them in this scenario
 
FinnCel

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She was probably flirting with you.
You have a chance with her, take it
 
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Ive always wondered why girls SAY that they think a big ass on a man is attractive .
what purpose does it serve ?
It's probably subconscious, a desirable trait a foid would want for her potential daughter.
 
Jal16

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She's either trying to be nice or she wants the dick.
 
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Just work on your ass br0
 
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Did she grab ur butt
I remember some sluts in HS would do this just to embarass me
 
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