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JFL Mother found my bb pistol and thought it was real

Speedloader

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When i came home she was like: explain this shit!!!!

:lul::lul::lul:
 
It's all so tiresome.
 
shoot her in the leg
 
You should have told her to point it at you and shoot you, then kept maniacally yelling at her until she did.

Then you feign falling over and dying.... Then wake up to maniacally laugh.

She won't bother you after that. But she might call mental health services.
 
Questioning why a guy would even have a bb gun seems like your mom is too dumb to understand self-defense.
 
What kind of bb gun? Some are exact replica of real steel, i have a Steyr m9a1 4.5mm bb handgun which is almost identical to real one, its metal and heavy in hands.
 
What kind of bb gun? Some are exact replica of real steel, i have a Steyr m9a1 4.5mm bb handgun which is almost identical to real one, its metal and heavy in hands.
It’s light and pretty obvious it’s cant even kill a spider
 
how did u explained it :feelstrash: :feelstrash: :feelstrash:
 
Shoot her with it
 
bruh
Unnamed 5
 
hold her at gunpoint and say haywire needs your puss
 
Don't they have a large bright orange piece of plastic on the end of the barrel for that specific reason, so that you can't mistake it for a real one.
 
She's been jewed
 

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