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Meme my big list of incel traits:

Marriage is too cucked nowadays. If I got severely disrespected, cucked, stolen and frivorced by my wife, I think I would snap and do something unpolite to put it extremely euphemistically.
fun fact: the divorce rate is very high in the western world
 
fun fact: the divorce rate is very high in the western world
Foids will frivorce you for no reason at all and then get rewarded for it by the gov and cucks.
 
Fun fact: there are zero songs about inceldom
now that you said I really can't think of any song who talks specifically about inceldom

I know I few ones who talk about being ugly though, like Creep by Radiohead or Let me kiss you by Morrissey
 
now that you said I really can't think of any song who talks specifically about inceldom

I know I few ones who talk about being ugly though, like Creep by Radiohead or Let me kiss you by Morrissey
Adams song and dysentery Gary by blink-182 are almost about inceldom
 
characteristics of an incel:

*is asian/indian/arab No

*started puberty late Yes

*looks younger than his age (eg: 22 but looks 15) Yes

*only listens to old music or only listens to obscure music Yes

*favorite music genres include power metal, folk metal, black metal or classical or jazz-Yes

*hates rap music (especially mumble rap)-Yes

*was bullied in his childhood, adolescence and possibly even adulthood-Yes

*ugly-Yes

*autistic-Yes

*people have assumed he's a virgin without him even implying it-Yes

*favorite hobbies include DnD, magic the gathering, comic books, anime, manga, videogames, Star Wars, Star Trek, etc.-Yes

*plays videogames for hours a day and is an adult-Yes

*never played a sport-Yes

*never has been drunk-No

*hates the taste of alcohol-Yes

*never has been to a party (elementary school parties don't count)-Yes

*experiences severe FOMO-Yes

*has a nasal voice-Yes

*is scrawny-Worse: Chubby

*never works out-Yes, I gave up

*wears sweat pants only and never jeans-No

*never has been to a music festival-Once, a Duran Duran concert

*never uses social media, expect for youtube/reddit-Yes

*rarely takes pictures-Yes

*didn't own a cellphone in HS-Yes

*went to community college-Still there

*finished AA degree in 4 years-On track for 4 years how tf did you know

*socially withdrawn-Yes

*types on incels.co-What do you think

*if he uses social media, the only likes he gets are from relatives-Not even that

*has a unibrow--No, but feminine eyebrows over my prey eyes

*overweight-yes

*has strict religious parents-they used to be

*raised by overprotective helicopter parents-yes

*has peter pan syndrome-kinda

*is over 22 and still lives with parents-Yes

*never had a job and is over 21-one job

*took only 2 classes a semester in college-No(except this semester and once dropped a class leaving me with only 2)

*parents treat him like he's 10 years old-Yes

*only relates to people outside his age group, whether its older people or younger people-Yes

*only people over 30 are impressed by his achievements or attributes-Yes

*doesn't get any followers on social media-Yes

*often forgets his own age-Yes

*has social phobia-Yes

*is over 18 or even over 20 and doesn't have a drivers license-23 and no sign of one

*mom and dad still think he's young-Yes

*celebrates his birthday with only his family-Yes

*the only people he hangs out with is relatives-Yes

*penis is 4 inches long or below when erect-Ya got me

*picked last in gym class-Never had one (Homeschooled)

*went to school dances alone, NOT even with a group of friends-Never even went to one

*no pics of himself on the internet-A couple

*most video games he plays are from his childhood-No

*favorite subreddit is r/ForeverAlone-fuck that

*doesn't have any talents or skills-Obviously

*plays videogames a lot but still sucks at them-I was pretty good at Bloodborne ngl

*early hair loss-no

*height is below 5'7"-Yes

*imagines songs are about his own problems he goes through-Yes
FML it's over
 
America is the most brutal country for incels. At least in an Arab country being a virgin is considered good
Pretty sure a white guy (especially American) in Arabia would go poorly, so I'm still done.
 
characteristics of an incel:

*is asian/indian/arab - NO Hispanic

*started puberty late - NO too early by 12 I wanted pussy. Thought it was going to be easily available, had I known the reality of it all.

*looks younger than his age (eg: 22 but looks 15) - YES always did. Besides they checking for ID, it's cool... when your older.

*only listens to old music or only listens to obscure music - YES but NO loves all types of music too.

*favorite music genres include power metal, folk metal, black metal or classical or jazz - Sure

*hates rap music (especially mumble rap)- some of it's very good, the old type with message.

*was bullied in his childhood, adolescence and possibly even adulthood - a bit as a child, less as adolescent, almost none as adult.

*ugly--- YES Got me

*autistic - I don't even know or care

*people have assumed he's a virgin without him even implying it - Yes but family thought I was a player but never saw me with a girl.

*favorite hobbies include DnD, magic the gathering, comic books, anime, manga, videogames, Star Wars, Star Trek, etc. - NO

*plays videogames for hours a day and is an adult - NO

*never played a sport - YES, walking, running, biking, gym but not to get buff just to stay healthy

*never has been drunk - ha ha ha ha ha

*hates the taste of alcohol - it's not about the taste

*never has been to a party (elementary school parties don't count) - Went inside clubs just for the f or it.

*experiences severe FOMO - I guess sometimes but not severe

*has a nasal voice - Yes I do.

*is scrawny - Yes to that too

*never works out - NO but sometimes I have to force myself.

*wears sweat pants only and never jeans - NO

*never has been to a music festival - NO too far and expensive to go alone. But free summer concerts at that park count?

*never uses social media, expect for youtube/reddit - Yes. I hate it. YT and this place is OK

*rarely takes pictures - YES

*didn't own a cellphone in HS - didn't exist yet but I was probably one of the last people to get one and I got the cheapest flip phone or smallest Metro PCS one, still.

*went to community college - Yes A.A. Liberal Arts didn't now what I wanted, still don't know.

*finished AA degree in 4 years - don't remember

*socially withdrawn - But it's them not me.

*types on incels.co - I think so mmm

*if he uses social media, the only likes he gets are from relatives - not even but yeah WhatsApp

*has a unibrow - NO

*overweight - few pounds and a beer belly

*has strict religious parents - NO

*raised by overprotective helicopter parents - a bit

*has peter pan syndrome - Sure but I'm no MJ

*is over 22 and still lives with parents - age around when I left home

*never had a job and is over 21 - NO

*took only 2 classes a semester in college - NO

*parents treat him like he's 10 years old - MOM!

*only relates to people outside his age group, whether its older people or younger people - YES, yes I did

*only people over 30 are impressed by his achievements or attributes - Yes that happened too

*doesn't get any followers on social media - F'em

*often forgets his own age - OK yeah

*has social phobia - Not really but prefer to avoid it

*is over 18 or even over 20 and doesn't have a drivers license- N/A

*mom and dad still think he's young - MOM! you again

*celebrates his birthday with only his family - not even. I pretend to be a Jehovah's Witness

*the only people he hangs out with is relatives - Yes that was the case

*penis is 4 inches long or below when erect - NO but I don't have to say and they'll think I'm lying.

*picked last in gym class - A ha

*went to school dances alone, NOT even with a group of friends - I went to one alone and that was it.

*no pics of himself on the internet - No none at all

*most video games he plays are from his childhood - could be but I played angry birds last. I got addicted to it and finished it all.

*favorite subreddit is r/ForeverAlone

*doesn't have any talents or skills - No I used to think of myself like MacGyver on TV. Bit artistic, good with hands, dexterous, DIY

*plays videogames a lot but still sucks at them - yeah

*early hair loss - No very hairy

*height is below 5'7" - FFFUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!! THERE THAT WAS THE PROBLEM 5'5", big head short legs.

*imagines songs are about his own problems he goes through - Yeah I love music that I can relate to and post it on here.
 
18 of these apply to me :feelsrope:
 
I got 23 of those traits. :feelsautistic:

*is asian/indian/arab
:no:
*started puberty late
:no: (started early, ended early)
*looks younger than his age (eg: 22 but looks 15)
:no:
*only listens to old music or only listens to obscure music
:yes:
*favorite music genres include power metal, folk metal, black metal or classical or jazz
:yes:
*hates rap music (especially mumble rap)
:yes:
*was bullied in his childhood, adolescence and possibly even adulthood
:yes:
*ugly
:yes:
*autistic
:yes:
*people have assumed he's a virgin without him even implying it
:no:
*favorite hobbies include DnD, magic the gathering, comic books, anime, manga, videogames, Star Wars, Star Trek, etc.
:no:
*plays videogames for hours a day and is an adult
:no:
*never played a sport
:no:
*never has been drunk
:no: (I sometimes get drunk by myself)
*hates the taste of alcohol
:no:
*never has been to a party (elementary school parties don't count)
:no:
*experiences severe FOMO
:no: (I mean, I have some FOMO, but not severe)
*has a nasal voice
:no:
*is scrawny
:no:
*never works out
:no:
*wears sweat pants only and never jeans
:no:
*never has been to a music festival
:yes:
*never uses social media, expect for youtube/reddit
:yes:
*rarely takes pictures
:yes:
*didn't own a cellphone in HS
:no:
*went to community college
:no:
*finished AA degree in 4 years
:no:
*socially withdrawn
:yes:
*types on incels.co
:yes:
*if he uses social media, the only likes he gets are from relatives
:no:
*has a unibrow
:no:
*overweight
:no:
*has strict religious parents
:no:
*raised by overprotective helicopter parents
:no:
*has peter pan syndrome
:no:
*is over 22 and still lives with parents
:no:
*never had a job and is over 21
:no:
*took only 2 classes a semester in college
:no:
*parents treat him like he's 10 years old
:no:
*only relates to people outside his age group, whether its older people or younger people
:yes:
*only people over 30 are impressed by his achievements or attributes
:yes:
*doesn't get any followers on social media
:yes:
*often forgets his own age
:no:
*has social phobia
:yes:
*is over 18 or even over 20 and doesn't have a drivers license
:yes: (Brutal driver license pill)
*mom and dad still think he's young
:yes:
*celebrates his birthday with only his family
:yes:
*the only people he hangs out with is relatives
:yes:
*penis is 4 inches long or below when erect
:no:
*picked last in gym class
:no:
*went to school dances alone, NOT even with a group of friends
:yes:
*no pics of himself on the internet
:yes:
*most video games he plays are from his childhood
:yes:
*favorite subreddit is r/ForeverAlone
:no:
*doesn't have any talents or skills
:no:
*plays videogames a lot but still sucks at them
:no:
*early hair loss
:no:
*height is below 5'7"
:no: (Close though, it is exactly 5'7")
*imagines songs are about his own problems he goes through
:yes:
 
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I started puberty very early, I’m half White half Black, still an incel at 26
 
Even two traits are enough to make you an incel :

1. Being ugly
2. Being nearsighted
 
Is asian/indian/arab
Mestizocel

Started puberty late
Check

Looks younger than his age (eg: 22 but looks 15)
Check.

Only listens to old music or only listens to obscure music
Check.

Favorite music genres include power metal, folk metal, black metal or classical or jazz
Check.

Hates rap music (especially mumble rap)
Some rap music is good. But I hate most of it. Check.

Was bullied in his childhood, adolescence and possibly even adulthood
I hung around bullies when I was younger. But as soon as I left their group, I got into many fights until I was in High School. Most of the time, even in adulthood, I tend to get shit-tested by Normans and foids which to this day as gotten me into fights irl.

Ugly
Check.

Autistic
Never tested. Don't really care to given that I'm very high functioning.

People have assumed he's a virgin without him even implying it
Check.

Favorite hobbies include DnD, magic the gathering, comic books, anime, manga, videogames, Star Wars, Star Trek, etc.
Fuark. Check.

Plays videogames for hours a day and is an adult
I can't play video games for longer than an hour anymore. It's grown to be too boring to me.

Never played a sport
No, but I used to Box.

Never has been drunk

I'm an alcoholic. Disregarding every other question about alcohol.

Never has been to a party
Check.

Experiences severe FOMO

Used to but not anymore.

Has a nasal voice
Somewhat, yes. Check.

Is scrawny

I used to be skinny, but got fat due to being an alcoholic.

Never works out
I used to work out almost 4 hours a day since I was addicted to Boxing.

Wears sweat pants only and never jeans
I Slavware (track pants) and Cargo Pants when I go hiking.

Never has been to a music festival
Check.

Never uses social media, expect for youtube/reddit
Check.

Rarely takes pictures
Check.

Didn't own a cellphone in HS
Check.

Went to community college
I graduated High School at 16 and attended Community College in the States before transferring to University.

Socially withdrawn
Check.

Types on incels.co
Only recently. Check.

If he uses social media, the only likes he gets are from relatives
I don't really have that much family.

Has a unibrow
Fuck, I pluck my eyebrows for this reason. Check.

Overweight
Now I am, check.

Has strict religious parents
Nö.

Raised by overprotective helicopter parents
Nö.

Has peter pan syndrome
Not entirely, no.

Is over 22 and still lives with parents

I live alone.

Never had a job and is over 21
I've had many jobs. Didn't help me for shit.

Took only 2 classes a semester in college
I graduated.

Parents treat him like he's 10 years old
Check.

Only relates to people outside his age group, whether its older people or younger people
People often complement my character. Often suggesting I seem older than I am.

Only people over 30 are impressed by his achievements or attributes
Check.

Doesn't get any followers on social media
I don't really use Normie Media.

Often forgets his own age
Double check.

Has social phobia

Not as much anymore.

Is over 18 or even over 20 and doesn't have a drivers license

I have an International Driver's License.

Mom and dad still think he's young
Check.

Celebrates his birthday with only his family
I don't celebrate my own birthday.

The only people he hangs out with is relatives
I don't hang out with anyone.

Penis is 4 inches long or below when erect
I've never measured but I can hold it with two hands.

Picked last in gym class
Check.

Went to school dances alone, NOT even with a group of friends
Got rejected brutally when I asked a girl to Prom. I never went.

No pics of himself on the internet
Nö.

Most video games he plays are from his childhood
Somewhat, yes. The only games that entertain me now are RTS and Strategy games.

Favorite subreddit is r/ForeverAlone
That Soyreddit sub is full of Bluepilled folk. The only place I frequent is IWH as it's the closest I can get to talking about inceldom. Any other subscriptions pertain to my interests (mathematics, linguistics, worldbuilding, etc).

Doesn't have any talents or skills
I was a "gifted student", particularly in Mathematics growing up. I'm not that passionate about anything anymore.

Plays videogames a lot but still sucks at them
Hey, I don't suck that much. I only rage when I play Bannerlord.

Early hair loss
My hairline isn't really that defined but it's always been that way since I was a teenager. Thank God it's not gradually getting worse.

Height is below 5'7"
I'm 5'7"

Imagines songs are about his own problems he goes through
Nö. I'm not that solipsistic.
 
characteristics of an incel:

*is asian/indian/arab
:no: I'm a mulatto Latino
*started puberty late
:no: I started puberty as soon as I turned 10
*looks younger than his age (eg: 22 but looks 15)
:no: By the time I was 14 or 15 I could pass for an adukt
*only listens to old music or only listens to obscure music
:yes: Yes, mainly house music, UK garage, '80s and '90s hip hop and disco. Occasionally I might listen to rock, metal, 50s do-wop music, ragtime, jazz, chiptune, video game OSTs
*favorite music genres include power metal, folk metal, black metal or classical or jazz
:no:
*hates rap music (especially mumble rap)
:yes: Yes, I can't stand modern rap music and I hate hearing people blast that shit all the time. In only listen to '80s and '90s rap and sometimes 2000s rap.
*was bullied in his childhood, adolescence and possibly even adulthood
:yes:
*ugly
:no: I wouldn't say my face is a problem:
*autistic
:yes: Diagnosed formally when I was 9.
*people have assumed he's a virgin without him even implying it
This, idk
*favorite hobbies include DnD, magic the gathering, comic books, anime, manga, videogames, Star Wars, Star Trek, etc.
:yes: I do like to play a lot of retro 2D games
*plays videogames for hours a day and is an adult
:no: Sometimes I might play a game, but most of my time is spent either on forums, watching YouTubr videos, or reading an essay or Wikipedia entry about a topic I'm curious
*never played a sport
:no: Never been in a sports team and I suck at sports.
*never has been drunk
:yes: I’m too scared I might become addicted, plus I'm already crazy know who knows how I would be if I was drunk. Plus I live with parents and they would find out.
*hates the taste of alcohol
:no: Don't mind it but I don't get why people enjoy it.
*never has been to a party (elementary school parties don't count)
:no: Been to my cousin's 16th birthday
*experiences severe FOMO
:no: I'm pretty introverted so I'm good.
*has a nasal voice
:no:
*is scrawny
:no:
*never works out
:yes: I do intend on getting the motivation so I can start exercising and working out soon.
*wears sweat pants only and never jeans
:no: I prefer jeans, and at home I just wear my boxers.
*never has been to a music festival
:yes: Not interested being in a tight crowd and loud noises.
*never uses social media, expect for youtube/reddit
This one is sorta in between. I had a Facebook account since I was in elementary school, and then through high school I used to post edgy shit regularly on Snapchat but not anymore since I don't go to school and have since deleted those apps. I also have Twitter and Instagram accounts but I haven't used them in a long time. I never used TikTok and I never will.
*rarely takes pictures
:yes: Hate looking at myself and putting it out there.
*didn't own a cellphone in HS
:no:
*went to community college
:yes: My high school has an early college program where select kids get to spend part of their day at a community college to take classes there.
*finished AA degree in 4 years
:yes: I graduated with both my high school diploma and Associate's degree as part of my high school's early high school program.
*socially withdrawn
:yes: I have two friends but I'm pretty much stuck in my room all year. Used to be more outgoing when I was in school but I haven't talked to many other people from there since.
*types on incels.co
:yes:
*if he uses social media, the only likes he gets are from relatives
:no: Don't use social media anymore.
*has a unibrow
:no:
*overweight
:yes: Been obese throughout most of my childhood but now I am keeping track of my diet in order to lose weight. So far I have lost 50 lbs since last year.
*has strict religious parents
:yes: In the case of my mom, who converted to evangelical Protestantism. My dad is areligious. My family is traditionally Catholic.
*raised by overprotective helicopter parents
:yes: Yeah, my parents don't want me to go outside too often and when I was younger I was shut in and never let me associate with other kids.
*has peter pan syndrome
:yes: Live with my parents, I still sleep in my childhood bedroom for free with no responsibility.
*is over 22 and still lives with parents
:yes: 20 at the moment but I don't seem to be moving out anytime soon.
*never had a job and is over 21
:yes: 20, but I'm still NEET due to my autism, social anxiety, and the whole coronavirus situation. I do wish to start working and having my own income tho.
*took only 2 classes a semester in college
:no:
*parents treat him like he's 10 years old
:yes: My entire family treats me like a retard mainly because I'm autistic.
*only relates to people outside his age group, whether its older people or younger people
:no: I had friends around my age, but I do enjoy being around both adults and younger kids.
*only people over 30 are impressed by his achievements or attributes
:no: I haven't done anything that I would consider an achievement or impressive for other people, except for the fact that I skipped two grades in middle school and went straight to high school.
*doesn't get any followers on social media
:yes: I don't use social media anymore anywaysz
*often forgets his own age
:no:
*has social phobia
:yes: I don't like being forced into public situations and I don't like having to confront other people or else I get panic attacks. And it gets worse because when I'm having a panic attack I can't just walk away if I'm doing a job without seeming rude or disruptive, and I just try to hide it because I don't want to appear visibly distress and have people ask what's wrong with me or seem like I am crazy.
*is over 18 or even over 20 and doesn't have a drivers license
:yes: I don't drive and I live in an area where driving isn't a requirement. Still don't plan to or want to own a car. I just walk or ride my bicycle.
*mom and dad still think he's young
:yes:
*celebrates his birthday with only his family
:yes:
*the only people he hangs out with is relatives
:no: I sometimes hang out with friends to go out urban exploring or just talk.
*penis is 4 inches long or below when erect
:no:
*picked last in gym class
:yes: Yeah, I hated gym especially when I had to run several laps on the sidewalk around my school.
*went to school dances alone, NOT even with a group of friends
:yes: Never even went to prom. I don’t like going to social gatherings much.
*no pics of himself on the internet
:no: I probably have my face out there on my parents social media or sometimes my school take pictures to post them online. But they can't be used to identify what I do here.
*most video games he plays are from his childhood
:yes: I like games from the '80s through the 2000s, both games that I do remember playing as a child (mostly Mario games) as well as games of older consoles that I never grew up with but I still really like since I prefer pixel games. I have no interest in modern gaming because it has become too stale and has less to do with providing good gameplay and more with it being a cash-grab full of micro-transactions and DLC, and how it handholds the player now. Don't like the aesthetics of modern games either, older games were much more fun and challenging.
*favorite subreddit is r/ForeverAlone
:no: I don't use Reddit at all.
*doesn't have any talents or skills
:no: I'm pretty good at math, singing, playing the guitar and the ukulele, and I am very proficient with computers and I know web design.
*plays videogames a lot but still sucks at them
:no: I've already beaten and mastered a few of the games that I play, although there are still many that I haven't and sometimes I'm too lazy to spend the time it takes to get good at it.
*early hair loss
:no:
*height is below 5'7"
:yes: I'm 5'3.5".
*imagines songs are about his own problems he goes through
Depends on the song, but usually no. Sometimes there can be a song that I can relate to.
 

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