JFL My mom just told me my Hitman uncle(yes, this guy works killing people, nigga lives in one of those countryside lands without any laws)...

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Killed his whore wife and buried the body in some hidden place, my mom used to talk with his wife everyday through boomerbook and suddenly she went for some "vacations" and never came back, now my grandma called my mom and said the guy killed his wife JFL, being based is in my fucking bloodline, Brazil ain't no joke nigga, KILL ALL FOIDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

THAT SHIT MADE MY NIGHT , GUY LITERALLY KILLED THE WHORE, BURIED THE BODY AND GAVE NO FUCKS JFLLLLLLLLLL.

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The guy is straight up a subhuman oldcel manlet, textbook thugmaxxer.
 
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Didn't know hits paid well in the Favelas.
 
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Didn't know hits paid well in the Favelas.
Not in favelas, it's in the northeast part of the country, lots of countryside cities that look like one of those Clint eastwood movies, difference is that it happens in real life.
DO IT BRO
OP this is Highly based if legit
It's legit Bro, the guy is a bonafide hitman, he tried to kill my mom a few times before she had me.
 
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Killed his whore wife and buried the body in some hidden place, my mom used to talk with his wife everyday through boomerbook and suddenly she went for some "vacations" and never came back, now my grandma called my mom and said the guy killed his wife JFL, being based is in my fucking bloodline, Brazil ain't no joke nigga, KILL ALL FOIDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

THAT SHIT MADE MY NIGHT , GUY LITERALLY KILLED THE WHORE, BURIED THE BODY AND GAVE NO FUCKS JFLLLLLLLLLL.

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The guy is straight up a subhuman oldcel manlet, textbook thugmaxxer.
based uncle. Bloodline mogs me. no one in my blood line ever gets into fighta
 
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That dudes gigabased although having a waife is a little ify maybe brazils marriges are less cucked
 
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Killed his whore wife and buried the body in some hidden place, my mom used to talk with his wife everyday through boomerbook and suddenly she went for some "vacations" and never came back, now my grandma called my mom and said the guy killed his wife JFL, being based is in my fucking bloodline, Brazil ain't no joke nigga, KILL ALL FOIDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

THAT SHIT MADE MY NIGHT , GUY LITERALLY KILLED THE WHORE, BURIED THE BODY AND GAVE NO FUCKS JFLLLLLLLLLL.

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The guy is straight up a subhuman oldcel manlet, textbook thugmaxxer.
What the wife did wrong?

KILL ALL FOIDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
This place is full of these kinds of morons like you. You are also "escortcel". Are you so low IQ that you don't understand that there can not be "escorts" (women) if all women are killed like you and many others here want?
 
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What the wife did wrong?



This place is full of these kinds of morons like you. You are also "escortcel". Are you so low IQ that you don't understand that there can not be "escorts" (women) if all women are killed like you and many others here want?
Taking punchlines seriously JFL, you rlly do justice to your username.
 
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can you hire your uncle to assasinate me?
 
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Can you just kill people in brazil and post it on the internet and the police wont do anything? So nothing will happen to your uncle when you talk about he killed his wife on .co?
 
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Can you just kill people in brazil and post it on the internet and the police wont do anything? So nothing will happen to your uncle when you talk about he killed his wife on .co?
Brazil Superpower 2020.
 
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why did he kill her
 
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Is it on bestgore or on hoodsite yet?
 
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Can you just kill people in brazil and post it on the internet and the police wont do anything? So nothing will happen to your uncle when you talk about he killed his wife on .co?
He didn't record it lol.

Brazil has a homicide rate higher than 70000 deaths per year, out of all this deaths only 20% are solved or even investigated, so no, nothing will happen to him, this is typical in countryside cities.
 
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hats off to your uncle :feelsYall:
 
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You should get him to hire you. You can do greatER things
 
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He didn't record it lol.

Brazil has a homicide rate higher than 70000 deaths per year, out of all this deaths only 20% are solved or even investigated, so no, nothing will happen to him, this is typical in countryside cities.
That's a fucking warzone
 
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He didn't record it lol.

Brazil has a homicide rate higher than 70000 deaths per year, out of all this deaths only 20% are solved or even investigated, so no, nothing will happen to him, this is typical in countryside cities.
I heard that salary in brazil is 200 reals a month and if youre in a gang they pay you 4k a month , is that true?
 
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I heard that salary in brazil is 200 reals a month and if youre in a gang they pay you 4k a month , is that true?
False

The salary is 1045 reais( It equates to +/- 200 DOLLARS ) per month, only guys in the "high positions" get laid that much om gangs, most guys are receiving a low percentage of money or "working" as cannon fodder to pay his debts with the said gang.
 
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The salary is 1045 reais( It equates to +/- 200 DOLLARS ) per month, only guys in the "high positions" get laid that much om gangs, most guys are receiving a low percentage of money or "working" as cannon fodder to pay his debts with the said gang.
If i were in brazil i would burn some rainforest and plant soybeans very lucrative business. A hectare costs like 300 reais and gives 500-700 dollar a year
 
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If i were in brazil i would burn some rainforest and plant soybeans very lucrative business. A hectare costs like 300 reais and gives 500-700 dollar a year
Good luck on avoiding getting killed by the owners of those lands JFL.

There is a HUGE lobby of those things in the country, every person that tries to enter it without having the right connections gets killed.
 
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Hall of fame thread for sure. From the revelation of Brazil being an open war zone to killing a foid in an area where that shit is legal to being someone who literally kills for a living. Every post was actually more amazing than the last.
 
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Hall of fame thread for sure. From the revelation of Brazil being an open war zone to killing a foid in an area where that shit is legal to being someone who literally kills for a living. Every post was actually more amazing than the last.
:feelsYall: :feelsYall:
 
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Killed his whore wife and buried the body in some hidden place, my mom used to talk with his wife everyday through boomerbook and suddenly she went for some "vacations" and never came back, now my grandma called my mom and said the guy killed his wife JFL, being based is in my fucking bloodline, Brazil ain't no joke nigga, KILL ALL FOIDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

THAT SHIT MADE MY NIGHT , GUY LITERALLY KILLED THE WHORE, BURIED THE BODY AND GAVE NO FUCKS JFLLLLLLLLLL.

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The guy is straight up a subhuman oldcel manlet, textbook thugmaxxer.
Why did he kill her? Did you guys find out?
 
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Absolutely gangster. But fuck Brazil Jfl I’d hate to live there
 
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Killed his whore wife and buried the body in some hidden place, my mom used to talk with his wife everyday through boomerbook and suddenly she went for some "vacations" and never came back, now my grandma called my mom and said the guy killed his wife JFL, being based is in my fucking bloodline, Brazil ain't no joke nigga, KILL ALL FOIDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

THAT SHIT MADE MY NIGHT , GUY LITERALLY KILLED THE WHORE, BURIED THE BODY AND GAVE NO FUCKS JFLLLLLLLLLL.

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The guy is straight up a subhuman oldcel manlet, textbook thugmaxxer.
You should get in touch with him, see if he can't impart some skills on you & get you some "work".
 
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Nice, would you become a hitman one day?
 
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What a fantastic personality