LifeFuel My mother offered to buy me an escort for my birthday

[UrgyYevhenii]

My birthday is next month

my mother told me on our last hangout day together (yesterday, I went to visit her for a few days) she wants to buy me an escort for my birthday

she said she’ll buy me any escort I want, no matter the price, even up to several thousand dollar escorts per hour, or however much they go up to (she’s rich old business lady, can afford it)

she said

“Urgi, I think you need this, you are 33 years old and haven’t experienced a woman yet and I want to buy you the best possible escort you could dream of, so you can stop wondering what sex Is really like. You deserve this. Please do some googling, let me know tomorrow which one you want, we will make a plan”

Buddy boyos

I was afraid of STD’s before, but now more than ever I think I’m actually going to fucking do it.

I’m getting raging boners just thinking about it.

I don’t even care about STDs, I don’t care about so many things that used to freak me out man. I’m so apathetic. Id probably do wingsuit flying without a second thought if someone suggested it

 

[Unhappy-Man]

I would be horrified if my mother ever spoke anything like that.

 

[Lookscel]

Based mom I guess

Still pretty awkward

 

[Robtical]

Did the foid friend at your work end up using you for favors and making you her emotional tampon?

 

[Monk of Failure]

I'm stunned as hell. At least, your mom realised it's over for you and is helping you in coping.

 

[Lookscel]

I would be horrified if my mother ever spoke anything like that.

Sounds degenerate tbh but based at same time

 

[Deleted member 18214]

Based mom I guess

Still pretty awkward

 

[Deleted member 19236]

You are very lucky.

 

[Welfare Collector]

Based mom but yeah that's pretty much her way of saying it's over for you.

 

[Lookscel]

Did the foid friend at your work end up using you for favors and making you her emotional tampon?

Whatever it be, this guy is producing 100+ replies thread it seems

 

[UrgyYevhenii]

Did the foid friend at your work end up using you for favors and to be her emotional tampon?

Nope, we’re just good friends, no different to if it was a male friend.

she behaves like any regular guy tbh, but is super cheerful and talkative all the time.
She’s just generally nice to be around

 

[beta_max]

Based mom I guess

Still pretty awkward

 

[ChinaCurry]

My birthday is next month

my mother told me on our last hangout day together (yesterday, I went to visit her for a few days) she wants to buy me an escort for my birthday

she said she’ll buy me any escort I want, no matter the price, even up to several thousand dollar escorts per hour, or however much they go up to

she said

“Urgi, I think you need this, you are 33 years old and haven’t experienced a woman yet and I want to buy you the best possible escort you could dream of, so you can stop wondering what sex Is really like. You deserve this. Please do some googling, let me know tomorrow which one you want, we will make a plan”

Buddy boyos

I was afraid of STD’s before, but now more than ever I think I’m actually going to fucking do it.

I’m getting raging boners just thinking about it.

Based mum, my mum hates sluts, whores, degeneracy, and her and my grandma brag to the coffin Dodgers at church about how good it is that I'm not part of this modern degeneracy.

Just one point though, do u see this as Ur mum not respecting you? And almost admitting her own failings??

 

[Robtical]

Whatever it be, this guy is producing 100+ replies thread it seems

That's easy to do with clickbait topics.

Nope, we’re just good friends, no different to if it was a male friend.

she behaves like any regular guy tbh, but is super cheerful and talkative all the time.
She’s just generally nice to be around

If she's really your friend and cares about you, why doesn't she try to hook you up with one of her friends, or at least introduce you to some?

 

[UrgyYevhenii]

Whatever it be, this guy is producing 100+ replies thread it seems

Hm?
Is that good? O_o or am I too controversial? Lol

 

[Gladiatorcel]

Thats sweet

 

[Lookscel]

Hm?
Is that good? O_o or am I too controversial? Lol

Pretty controversial because of your foid "friend"

 

[UrgyYevhenii]

Based mum, my mum hates sluts, whores, degeneracy, and her and my grandma brag to the coffin Dodgers at church about how good it is that I'm not part of this modern degeneracy.

Just one point though, do u see this as Ur mum not respecting you? And almost admitting her own failings??

Nope my mom loves me a lot and supports me in every conceivable way a loving mother could

she just wants to give me happiness, and knows how sad and lonely I get and lack physical intimacy

 

[arab_incel]

WTF

 

[Koruga]

Nope my mom loves me a lot and supports me in every conceivable way a loving mother could

she just wants to give me happiness, and knows how sad and lonely I get and lack physical intimacy

You are really lucky. My birthday is so close and I'm thinking of seeing an escort, although I'm scared.

 

[Deleted member 16423]

this has to be a LARP

 

[TheBasedCel]

Has to be LARP, better incel than escortmaxxing though would be brutal to loose my virginity to somethimg that isn't my property.

 

[Deleted member 22685]

No offence OP but

 

[AlexanderTheGreat11]

Awkward as fuck

WTF

 

[metabuxx]

Your mom is based. But if I were in your place I would have rather asked for looksmaxing surgery than an escort.

 

[FAloner]

Your quote sounds like a LARP lol. However if its true, get the most high quality escort you can find and create a thread afterwards.

 

[Deleted member 21227]

Based mom holy fuck

 

[To_Live_is to_Serve]

Based mom I guess

Still pretty awkward

Yes. I thought this too, especially the latter.

 

[FlamingCel]

Based mom I guess

Still pretty awkward

 

[To_Live_is to_Serve]

I would be horrified if my mother ever spoke anything like that.

Me too; I dont like or respect my mother but Im a bit prude, especially when my parents are nearby, especially my mother. I have told my parents ”I will not even speak to you about such things” when they brought up something sexual.

 

[Deleted member 23820]

WTF

 

[Deleted member 6329]

Lowkey based

 

[radishman]

No price ceiling? Based mom.

 

[Tallcel]

Your mom seems based for a foid. My mom and dad both gave up on talking to me about dating and would never suggest an escort

 

[MaxZM98]

you will probably find a hot escort online, turn up and she's ugly in real life.

 

[RedKings]

 

[Deleted member 24272]

Based mom

 

[Of Manlets and Men]

If this is true then your mom is what every mom of an incel should act like. Paying for an escort for her son is far more productive than telling her ugly son bluepilled bullshit like "You're handsome and you'll find a loving wife some day."

 

[Anonymous MG]

You should go for it, the more expensive escorts typically show a significantly lower rate of STD transmission than $5 prostitutes on the street in Bangkok(or if we're talking similar in quality to a $5 prostitute in Bangkok, a $500 American prostitute is about as clean). Added bonus, they're typically more attractive than your casual escort if they're more expensive.

Just experience it once, I can't really see that many downsides that actually matter.

 

[RedKings]

You should go for it, the more expensive escorts typically show a significantly lower rate of STD transmission than $5 prostitutes on the street in Bangkok(or if we're talking similar in quality to a $5 prostitute in Bangkok, a $500 American prostitute is about as clean). Added bonus, they're typically more attractive than your casual escort if they're more expensive.

Just experience it once, I can't really see that many downsides that actually matter.

STDs

JAIl

jail rape

jail stds after rape

getting caught

her laughing at your dick

 

[Anonymous MG]

STDs

JAIl

jail rape

jail STDs after rape

getting caught

her laughing at your dick

1. I just said there was a lower risk of STDs in my post with the more expensive ones if you're so afraid of them, it would likely be best to go out and get a German prostitute as with legal prostitution they properly screen and test prostitutes before they're licensed.

2. *Ahem* just in case you weren't reading this is an ESCORT SERVICE, which is fully legal under US law. If you're really afraid of the jail though, my answer would again go to Germany as full legalization is in place there.

I won't address 3 and 4, as those are non-factors in soliciting an escort.

5. Who exactly would you be getting caught by? Who's business is this? This man has parental permission and likely owns his own place, it's nobody's business or right to see what he's doing in his own home.

6. This is rare, this would only really occur with low-quality prostitutes and one night stands. Pros typically don't give a shit who you are, what you look like, or what you do in your life. They're just there for the money, and if you can provide that they don't care about your dick size.

 

[RedKings]

I just said there was a lower risk of STDs in my post with the more expensive ones if you're so afraid of them

you buy ecorts
?????????

 

[Kurt Gödel]

If this is true then your mom is what every mom of an incel should act like. Paying for an escort for her son is far more productive than telling her ugly son bluepilled bullshit like "You're handsome and you'll find a loving wife some day."

Based mom I guess

Still pretty awkward

 

[Lookscel]

Hmmm request her to motivate you and cheer you when you are having sex with the escort

 

[Deleted member 22466]

My birthday is next month

my mother told me on our last hangout day together (yesterday, I went to visit her for a few days) she wants to buy me an escort for my birthday

she said she’ll buy me any escort I want, no matter the price, even up to several thousand dollar escorts per hour, or however much they go up to (she’s rich old business lady, can afford it)

she said

“Urgi, I think you need this, you are 33 years old and haven’t experienced a woman yet and I want to buy you the best possible escort you could dream of, so you can stop wondering what sex Is really like. You deserve this. Please do some googling, let me know tomorrow which one you want, we will make a plan”

Buddy boyos

I was afraid of STD’s before, but now more than ever I think I’m actually going to fucking do it.

I’m getting raging boners just thinking about it.

I don’t even care about STDs, I don’t care about so many things that used to freak me out man. I’m so apathetic. Id probably do wingsuit flying without a second thought if someone suggested it

jfl this is the most pathetic thing I've ever read on this site. It's so over for you.

 

[Deleted member 20811]

Just lol at this gigaLARP

 

[Anonymous MG]

you buy ecorts
?????????

I'm well-read on the matter, as after I'm done attending University I wish to do regular bouts of sex tourism. At first, I would research the US law, which areas of the United States have the highest quality escorts, and vast quantities of personal anecdotes I have collected over a period of a couple of days of research. Then after that, I would research the world's map of legal prostitution
(it looks like this btw):

My current plan is to solicit prostitutes in Germany, in Indonesia, and then I'm going take a more normal vacation in Japan whilst acting out my fetishist desires with their rule of not allowing penetrative sex in prostitution (kind of a weird rule).

I'm currently an advocate for legal prostitution in the US, which will inevitably come around.

 

[RedKings]

I'm well-read on the matter, as after I'm done attending University I wish to do regular bouts of sex tourism. At first, I would research the US law, which areas of the United States have the highest quality escorts, and vast quantities of personal anecdotes I have collected over a period of a couple of days of research. Then after that, I would research the world's map of legal prostitution
(it looks like this btw):
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My current plan is to solicit prostitutes in Germany, in Indonesia, and then I'm going take a more normal vacation in Japan whilst acting out my fetishist desires with their rule of not allowing penetrative sex in prostitution (kind of a weird rule).

I'm currently an advocate for legal prostitution in the US, which will inevitably come around.

ngl

its pretty high iq you though it out

but its still cucked asf

your gonna travel the world buying whores

 

[Kurt Gödel]

Hmmm request her to motivate you and cheer you when you are having sex with the escort

 

[Lookscel]