LifeFuel My mother offered to buy me an escort for my birthday

[FinnCel]

The fact that your mother said that means that sex IS important

 

[Anonymous MG]

ngl

its pretty high iq you though it out

but its still cucked asf

your gonna travel the world buying whores

I mean, it would be more of a side activity, I believe the greatest thing about the journey will be the historical sites and foods that each culture has to offer. Going out hiking and sightseeing in Germany sounds like a great time, going out to the bar and watching a German association football match.

Japan would likely be the most exciting destination, as the country would be an interesting blend of traditional and modernist architecture depending on the area.

 

[azakhan]

Weird but based

 

[based_meme]

I refuse to believe this.

 

[Deleted member 16624]

My dad gave me money to fuck a hooker but I just spent it on a new hard disk

 

[Lame Dude]

Next you are going to tell us your mother took pity on you and decided to fuck you herself.

I refuse to believe this.

 

[Uglyme]

Based mom really. I wouldn't do it. The fact that I'd be paying for something others get for free is even more humiliating than being a virgin. But it's up to you man.

 

[nazianime]

My birthday is next month

my mother told me on our last hangout day together (yesterday, I went to visit her for a few days) she wants to buy me an escort for my birthday

she said she’ll buy me any escort I want, no matter the price, even up to several thousand dollar escorts per hour, or however much they go up to (she’s rich old business lady, can afford it)

she said

“Urgi, I think you need this, you are 33 years old and haven’t experienced a woman yet and I want to buy you the best possible escort you could dream of, so you can stop wondering what sex Is really like. You deserve this. Please do some googling, let me know tomorrow which one you want, we will make a plan”

Buddy boyos

I was afraid of STD’s before, but now more than ever I think I’m actually going to fucking do it.

I’m getting raging boners just thinking about it.

I don’t even care about STDs, I don’t care about so many things that used to freak me out man. I’m so apathetic. Id probably do wingsuit flying without a second thought if someone suggested it

Why don't you try one of those places you buy girls virginity instead. I guess might as well buy something new, although I guess the advantage of an escort is experience. Just a thought. In my opinion it is a waste of time and money but many guys here don't seem to think so.

 

[ItsOver4cel]

Based mom ngl OP you're very lucky

Btw surgery would have been better tbh. Have u looksmaxxed before?

 

[Renegade]

kill your mom ded srs

 

[Emba]

YOU ARE THE LUCKIESTCEL iN THE WORLD

 

[ThirdWorldcel]

Based mom I guess

 

[Deleted member 23682]

Based mom I guess

Still pretty awkward

 

[singleplayercel]

I'm stunned as hell. At least, your mom realised it's over for you and is helping you in coping.

Based mom I guess

Still pretty awkward

If this is true then your mom is what every mom of an incel should act like. Paying for an escort for her son is far more productive than telling her ugly son bluepilled bullshit like "You're handsome and you'll find a loving wife some day."

 

[randomguy1235]

You are very lucky.

Your mom is based. But if I were in your place I would have rather asked for looksmaxing surgery than an escort.

 

[Yerberito]

Good for you i think