My therapist advised NoFap™

[Raper]

Raper: I don't have a girlfriend.
Therapist: Do you masturbate, Raper?
Raper: Yes.
Therapist: Just do not masturbate.
Raper: Mmm, okay.

 

[Gremlincel]

Hahahaha. Seriously though, what was their reasoning?

 

[Robinxyz]

Why are you going to a therapist?

 

[Heightframeface]

Prescriptions of nofap will be commonplace by 2020

 

[rockwell1488]

Get a gf and make her give you a hand job then it's legit.

 

[Raper]

Hahahaha. Seriously though, what was there reasoning?

I don't know. Maybe he thought if I won't masturbate for long time then I don't be shy and I'll date girls because I'll be horny as fuck.

 

[Akkadian]

Nofap is legit ngl

 

[EthnicelNL]

Raper: I don't have a girlfriend.
Therapist: Do you masturbate, Raper?
Raper: Yes.
Therapist: Just do not masturbate.
Raper: Mmm, okay.

Imagine ur name was Masturbator

Therapist: Do you rape, Masturbator?
Masturbator: Yes but my weener is too small..girls dont even notice my rapes
Therapist: Just do not rape bro. Instead take a shower and get a haircut bro
Masturbator:

 

[Fontaine]

The rapist.

Nofap is legit thou

 

[big nose bug eyes]

There's no cure for inceldom so in order to sedate you they put your sex drive at an all time high. Seems legit.

 

[Vodaccenu]

Therapy is confirmed low IQ

 

[Deleted member 7573]

Anyone have any scientific studies that confirm this? Because if your therapist is saying this for reasons other than scientific facts, you may well start seeking help in astrology, it will be the same

 

[SwordsmanAlt]

Raper: I don't have a girlfriend.
Therapist: Do you masturbate, Raper?
Raper: Yes.
Therapist: Just do not masturbate.
Raper: Mmm, okay.

Needs more context.

 

[Indari]

ive not been fapping for 3 days. I can already feel my six pack forming and I don't need to use my glasses anymore. earlier to day I was going for a jog and I realized I was keeping up with cars going 30+. if i keep this up i will be able to teleport by day 10

 

[Raper]

Needs more context.

It's complete verbatim conversation.

 

[SwordsmanAlt]

Get a new therapist and leave the quack.

 

[Hunter]

you need to tip her next time you see her and ask her manager to give her a pay raise. your the rapist is legit AF.

 

[TheSlippwrySeal]

I couldn't even if my life depended on it

 

[xMadcelx]

lol a therpaist

 

[Raper]

you need to tip her next time you see her and ask her manager to give her a pay raise. your the rapist is legit AF.

It's the male therapist.

 

[Ritalincel]

JFC that clown should be stripped of his credentials

Get a new therapist and leave the quack.

 

[Indari]

retard should be shot

 

[ArtoriasWolf]

ive not been fapping for 3 days. I can already feel my six pack forming and I don't need to use my glasses anymore. earlier to day I was going for a jog and I realized I was keeping up with cars going 30+. if i keep this up i will be able to teleport by day 10

 

[starystulejarz]

Nofap is legit ngl

it's legit for a week after that it's pointless

 

[Deleted member 250]

do not do Nofap, without releasing your sexual frustrations you will go insane

 

[Hunter]

It's the male therapist.

makes complete sense now tbh

do not do Nofap, without releasing your sexual frustrations you will go insane

marina trench IQ comment

 

[BlkPillPres]

ive not been fapping for 3 days. I can already feel my six pack forming and I don't need to use my glasses anymore. earlier to day I was going for a jog and I realized I was keeping up with cars going 30+. if i keep this up i will be able to teleport by day 10

5 days in buddy boyo and I've already spoken to God twice, why didn't I do this sooner

 

[KingOfRome]

He's probably assuming you're a porn addict. Therapy is a scam.

 

[PleaseKillMeLoseSkin]

Fucking therapists are garbage, just retards collecting a check for listening to your bullshit.