Need Tinder profile advice

Braincel14w

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I'm going to try. I haven't tried for about 7 years and it's finally time to start trying again as practice before I go to SEA come Winter.

I have no idea what to write on my Tinder profile. I know it won't affect the quality or quantity of matches I get but still there are too many variables for my autistic brain to manage.

I want to be loved obviously (JUST LOL)
I want sex
Ultimately I want a LTR and children etc - but I guess this is not worth mentioning on Tinder and yes I know I will probably get cucked or divorce raped. Fuck it man I want to have children and raise them one day what else can I do?

Any NT advice and ideas for what I should write?
 
torujo

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if you need a bio, its over
 
thebuddhacel

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Tinder profile advice in a incel forum lol
 
Braincel14w

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Tinder profile advice in a incel forum lol
Is it possible I'm the dumbest humoid ever? JFL. I know loads of people here have done Tinder profiles and I don't really have anyone else to ask. Maybe I should ask looksmax.me instead
 
Eskimocel

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is your bio your face?

no?

its over.

foids dont read bios, they see your face and swipe.
 
Braincel14w

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Would it be better for me not to write a bio?
 
Cuyen

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Let's imagine it won't be betabuxxing,you can't find someone to marry over tinder. They are whores.
 
RopeMaXXer

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Absolutely noone reads bio.
No this is not a bitter incel's opinion. They studied this shit.

It's over boyo.
 
Angry_runt

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How about:
"We haven't met but you're a big fan of mine."
or
"I'm on Tinder only while my wife is pregnant so not looking for anything long term"
or
"If you're significantly fatter or older than a reasonable person would expect from looking at your pics, then please don't waste my time."
or
"Well endowed millionaire athlete looking for a gullible underwear model"

No, they didn't work for me but they worked for my chadfish account. I imagine anything would have.
 
Braincel14w

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How about:
"We haven't met but you're a big fan of mine."
or
"I'm on Tinder only while my wife is pregnant so not looking for anything long term"
or
"If you're significantly fatter or older than a reasonable person would expect from looking at your pics, then please don't waste my time."
or
"Well endowed millionaire athlete looking for a gullible underwear model"

No, they didn't work for me but they worked for my chadfish account. I imagine anything would have.
HAHA awesome dude :chad:
 
JeffGoldblumInTheFly

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if you need a bio, its over
This is a sad reality, the only thing you can write there that foids will care is your height, IF you are tall
 
FaceandHFD

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height, dats it mayne


jfl @ this tinder bio game hoper coper
 
Valiant Virgin

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I'm going to try. I haven't tried for about 7 years and it's finally time to start trying again as practice before I go to SEA come Winter.

I have no idea what to write on my Tinder profile. I know it won't affect the quality or quantity of matches I get but still there are too many variables for my autistic brain to manage.

I want to be loved obviously (JUST LOL)
I want sex
Ultimately I want a LTR and children etc - but I guess this is not worth mentioning on Tinder and yes I know I will probably get cucked or divorce raped. Fuck it man I want to have children and raise them one day what else can I do?

Any NT advice and ideas for what I should write?
Don't worry about the bio. If you want lots of matches, all you need to do is remove the pictures of yourself and replace them with pictures of a Chad.
 
mylifeistrash

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I'm going to try. I haven't tried for about 7 years and it's finally time to start trying again as practice before I go to SEA come Winter.

I have no idea what to write on my Tinder profile. I know it won't affect the quality or quantity of matches I get but still there are too many variables for my autistic brain to manage.

I want to be loved obviously (JUST LOL)
I want sex
Ultimately I want a LTR and children etc - but I guess this is not worth mentioning on Tinder and yes I know I will probably get cucked or divorce raped. Fuck it man I want to have children and raise them one day what else can I do?

Any NT advice and ideas for what I should write?

no one is going to look at your bio

no one read the bios of my giga-chadfish

why would they read yours?
 
mylifeistrash

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is your bio your face?

no?

its over.

foids dont read bios, they see your face and swipe.
Look at youtube videos of girls swiping on tinder. They spend less than 1 second or half a second on each profile.

Maybe if they find the guy hot they MIGHT look at his bio.
 
Eskimocel

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Look at youtube videos of girls swiping on tinder. They spend less than 1 second or half a second on each profile.

Maybe if they find the guy hot they MIGHT look at his bio.
They check to see if he is into fitness or has a modelling career.
 
Honeypot

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I'm going to try. I haven't tried for about 7 years and it's finally time to start trying again as practice before I go to SEA come Winter.

I have no idea what to write on my Tinder profile. I know it won't affect the quality or quantity of matches I get but still there are too many variables for my autistic brain to manage.

I want to be loved obviously (JUST LOL)
I want sex
Ultimately I want a LTR and children etc - but I guess this is not worth mentioning on Tinder and yes I know I will probably get cucked or divorce raped. Fuck it man I want to have children and raise them one day what else can I do?

Any NT advice and ideas for what I should write?
Put in your bio that you are virgin
 
Heroic Crusader

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JFL if you think foids actually read bio. Your face says it all.
 
ihaveno1

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i've tried to many different bios and nothing has ever worked so i came to the conclusion that foids do not read bios
 
MayorOfKekville

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JFL at writing a bio on your (((tinder))) profile
 
Emergency Manual

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Don’t use Tinder, go out and try to meet women in real life any way you can. You have a very small chance of meeting a girl in real life, but you have 0 chance of meeting a girl on Tinder if you are unattractive.
 
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