[LifeFuel] New merch in the store!

SergeantIncel

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Hey guys, after many requests to update the store, I've finally gotten around to it and added some nice designs.

Click to check out the store!

I asked some people to pose with the designs, here's what they said (click to zoom):

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Jim: "I used to deal with chronic depression, but since I got this shirt my life has turned around! I'm now the soul of the party!"


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Robert: "I'll be homeless soon, but at least this shirt will help me stay somewhat warm at night. The streets are cold and dangerous. I miss my family."

Here are some quick pics of other designs. There's many colors to pick, and for each you have shirts, hoodies, mugs, stickers, etc.












I'll add more stuff as I find the time. If you have suggestions PM me.


Also, for those who don't know why the store is called Fast Banana:
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It's a theme for the forum. You can use it by clicking the brush at the bottom left of the page and then selecting Fast Banana (it comes in dark theme too):
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Enjoy guys,

Click to go to the store!
 
ColdLightOfDay

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Lol at having that Chadlite modelling the Pepe shirt.
 
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It would be cool to have merch with the site logo in that store with inverted colors (with and without text), I guess that will be sold out fast
 
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Admiral_Arkantos

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I'd get one of these if I had enough shekels



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Crazy shit, man
 
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Lol at having that Chadlite modelling the Pepe shirt.
Chadlite? Are you a retard? Look at his ugly face. No girl would look at that and think "wow hes hot!". Hes a 4/10 low tier normie
 
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Chadlite? Are you a retard? Look at his ugly face. No girl would look at that and think "wow hes hot!". Hes a 4/10 low tier normie
If that guy is a low tier normie then I am physically deformed.
 
Reddit_is_for_cucks

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I want a shirt saying it’s over for Manlets and baldcels
 
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Why did you ask normies to pose with and not incels?
 
SergeantIncel

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Why did you ask normies to pose with and not incels?
My dude, you can add any shirt to the pic, a website does it for you.
I thought the quotes would have made it pretty obvious.
 
ThisLifeKillsMe

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How about a poster for the wall that says Its onot over it never began?
 
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Chadlite? Are you a retard? Look at his ugly face. No girl would look at that and think "wow hes hot!". Hes a 4/10 low tier normie
I rate him a 5
 
Hate_my_life

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I'll order a bunch when I get back to Uni.
 
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Stickers? Would be fun to stick on random people's cars, even though I'm wagecucking this summer. "HAVE FUN AT WORK WAGE-SLAVE" would be more normie friendly though
 
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Was disappointed by the pillows section, was hoping for some nice incel related dakis.
 
SergeantIncel

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Was disappointed by the pillows section, was hoping for some nice incel related dakis.
Lol, let me know if you wanted something in particular and I'll add it.
 
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How do you run this business without it being shut down?
 
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This is pretty fucking hilarious. Nice designs.
 
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My dude, you can add any shirt to the pic, a website does it for you.
I thought the quotes would have made it pretty obvious.
Shit, i tought it was legit.
 
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@SergeantIncel hey man im the top poster why dont you just send me one of these stuff as a gift we all know youre rich jew bro
 
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Here’s a design for a possible “cuck tears” mug, I think it’s a good font.
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This font may work too, it’s the same font used for the incels.co logo.

You could put “cuck tears” on both sides of the mug or put it on one side and on the other side, have this image:


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StoicNihilist

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Not to diss the merch or anything... but why would you ever want to publicly identify yourself as an incel in today's political climate?

That's just opening yourself up to all kinds of bad shit.
 
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has anyone actually bought anything? and isn't it kind of sketchy to give you guys my name and address?
 
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Not to diss the merch or anything... but why would you ever want to publicly identify yourself as an incel in today's political climate?

That's just opening yourself up to all kinds of bad shit.
TBH it would be nice to have a shirt or hoodie that just says INCEL on the front, and back as a big greeting to society at large. Like all truth is terrifying to normies. I spent years trying to tell people the truth about all sorts of stuff. Like I vet my info pretty hard, but the cognitive dissonance of the feeble minded boomer cucks is incredible. I almost want to be like a fly the size of a grape that lands in their Thanksgiving dinner, and break dances while vomiting, defecating, and throwing pelvic thrusts before finding another plate. A shirt that says INCEL would pretty much be that for the non thinking easy coasters in life for whom the whole world was built.
 
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StoicNihilist

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TBH it would be nice to have a shirt or hoodie that just says INCEL on the front, and back as a big greeting to society at large. Like all truth is terrifying to normies. I spent years trying to tell people the truth about all sorts of stuff. Like I vet my info pretty hard, but the cognitive dissonance of the feeble minded boomer cucks is incredible. I almost want to be like a fly the size of a grape that lands in their Thanksgiving dinner, and break dances while vomiting, defecating, and throwing pelvic thrusts before finding another plate. A shirt that says INCEL would pretty much be that for the non thinking easy coasters in life for whom the whole world was built.
You may as well just wear a shirt that says "I Have Sex With Kids".

Because that's literally how much people hate us.
 
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time to wear my fast banana shirt out in public and get jumped by a tallcel.
 
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You may as well just wear a shirt that says "I Have Sex With Kids".

Because that's literally how much people hate us.
Lol, I know it's immature, but when you are so reviled, it makes you want to incite their hatred, and laugh at them for their gross discomfort. I must have troll genetics. I should join a spinning class, and go up to some stacy complaining to her stacy friend about chad problems, act sympathetic, and give patronizing guy advice about what men really want, and what she can do to win his heart over. What are they going to do throw me out for being helpful?
 
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You may as well just wear a shirt that says "I Have Sex With Kids".

Because that's literally how much people hate us.
I doubt people will hate you because you wear a shirt that says "It's over for many men".

has anyone actually bought anything? and isn't it kind of sketchy to give you guys my name and address?
You think I'm here packing shirts? :feelsthink: Teespring is a multinational, they take care of manufacture and shipping, I never get your name or address.
 
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Do you sell to Europe?
 
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@SergeantIncel hey man im the top poster why dont you just send me one of these stuff as a gift we all know youre rich jew bro
 
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@SergeantIncel hey man im the top poster why dont you just send me one of these stuff as a gift we all know youre rich jew bro
Yeah man @SergeantIncel cornered the market on running sites everyone wants to shut down and no advertisers will touch

Plus his donation base/market for selling shirts are a bunch of NEETs

He really must be rolling in it
 
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Yeah man @SergeantIncel cornered the market on running sites everyone wants to shut down and no advertisers will touch

Plus his donation base/market for selling shirts are a bunch of NEETs

He really must be rolling in it
he need to send me a gift its not fair at all
 
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Yeah man @SergeantIncel cornered the market on running sites everyone wants to shut down and no advertisers will touch

Plus his donation base/market for selling shirts are a bunch of NEETs

He really must be rolling in it
 
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8 bit wizard pepe is awesome tbh ngl
 
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bro send me one

I love Israel and the Jewish people!
 
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Maybe I should order something.
Mods are probably going to doxx me
 
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tfw the guys on the photos are chadlites
 
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Jfl going outside as an incel
 
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Jews at work in the price department here too I see
 
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Nice merch and good images. I hope you guys make a shirt with our autistic fren :feelsautistic: one day.
 
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I made this for a potential t-shirt that I'll wear in the future but this should be featured in the store regardless.
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JFL at having incel merch though, the only people who can wear this are those who

1. Incels who wear it only at home
2. Normies who wear it ironically in public

Wearing stuff like this in public while being ugly, is like being white and wearing a red make america great again hat, somebody might attack you
 
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Who’s low inhibition enough to wear this stuff in public?
 
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Love this stuff tbh. Can't see myself being brave enough to wear it publicly though
 
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