tight&shiny-hotpants
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Woke up this morning hoping to hit the ground running with
- Trip to the bank to make sure pre-New Years wages cleared
- Getting some swag in a January sale
- An escort or two from my usual dearth of civilian sex
Check google and its a Bank Holiday meaning its zombie apocalypse where no humans are around for the next 24 hours.
Sounds like heaven until you realise you can't even get a Subway cause they be closed also.
All this cause normies are hung over and got their heads down the toilet puking in the porcelain cauldron from slutting it up last night.
- Trip to the bank to make sure pre-New Years wages cleared
- Getting some swag in a January sale
- An escort or two from my usual dearth of civilian sex
Check google and its a Bank Holiday meaning its zombie apocalypse where no humans are around for the next 24 hours.
Sounds like heaven until you realise you can't even get a Subway cause they be closed also.
All this cause normies are hung over and got their heads down the toilet puking in the porcelain cauldron from slutting it up last night.