Hate_my_life
Genetic Failure - Never began
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From here (Braincels OP)
First click on this link (NSFW - PROCEED WITH CAUTION [ATTATCHED IMAGES IN SPOILER BELOW]: https://www.loverachelle2.com/shop/shippables/shippable-chocolate-shit-cookies/
Now let's do some calculations:
1. She sells a single piece of shit cookies at 19.99$ (I guess that's USD)
2. At 5.94$ you can get a pack of 52 chocolate chip cookies: https://www.walmart.com/ip/Chocolate-Chip-Cookies-52-ct-36-oz/40170273
3. Each of those shit cookies takes 2 cookies, so she can make 26 shit cookies with one pack.
4. Let's assume she ate a 2 burritos from chipotle on the other day and she can make 26 shit cookies from the fresh morning shit. Two burritos will cost around 20$.
5. So her total cost is like 26$
6. She sells 26 shit cookies at 26 x 19.99 = 519.74$ ~ 520$
7. Her gross revenue is 520$ - 26$ = 494$ without the shipping cost.
8. Yup, her ass is a literal money printing machine. I have some technical questions:
1. Can shit be a "taxable" product/item?
2. If not, how does she pay the tax?