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SuicideFuel [NSFW] Sex parties for the genetic elite - perfect looks and young age mandatory

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Meet the Man Behind London's Biggest 'Elite' Sex Parties

Chris Reynolds Gordon was both homeless and a millionaire before founding Heaven SX.


CHRIS REYNOLDS GORDON (BOTTOM RIGHT) AND HEAVEN SX CO-FOUNDER EVA.

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Chris Reynolds Gordon (bottom right) and Heaven SX co-founder, Eva

Chris Reynolds Gordon is kind of like Britain's answer to Dan Bilzerian. Only, where the latter made his name playing poker, throwing naked women off roofs and rapidly becoming Instagram’s most-followed misogynist, Chris has managed to get to where he’s at without any of the awkward social media machismo of his American counterpart.

He's been a millionaire; he’s gone broke. He’s owned property around the world; he’s been homeless. He was a junior national 800 metres champion; he’s met with Vladimir Putin about trading rough diamonds. Now, before hitting his 30th birthday, he’s turned his and his friend Eva’s “Heaven SX” concept into one of London’s most popular “elite” sex parties.
In light of the Killing Kittens group – probably the UK’s largest sex party brand – recently inviting Heaven SX into its fold, I thought I’d catch up with Chris to find out his thoughts on how he makes his money.

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VICE: Hey Chris. So, first off, run me through what happens at a Heaven SX party.
Chris Reynolds Gordon:
It's like going to any normal bar or club – you have people dressed up looking nice, chatting, laughing, getting to know each other. Then, a little bit later on – at about 12 or 1 o’clock, when the mood’s right – the girls will go and get changed into lingerie. It's a bit of an awkward moment, with all the guys chatting and sitting with each other, then all these girls come in looking super hot and the atmosphere changes and people start disappearing.

Why do you call it “elite”?
I went to quite a lot of parties in the past, and everyone was calling them elite. But then you'd see, like, 50 or 60-year-old people who weren’t that attractive. Not that there aren’t attractive people in their fifties and sixties, but they weren't people you'd stereotypically think of as attractive. It's really quite a shallow thing, though, because what is good looking? Basically, the hottest [people] we wanted to play with just got together – everyone who was a 10 on the hot chart. The average age is also quite young. There's nothing else like it.

How many people do you have applying for each one?
When we have a big party we'll have 100 applications a day for a week or two. And then it will taper off to about 20 or 30. We have selection parties that can be for up to 120, or even 200, people, and then we have actual members’ parties, which are like 30 people. Basically, we’re just going on the shallow: looks. That why I don't really choose, because I don't think it's fair for one person to cast an opinion on what's hot and what's not.

We've been talking for five minutes and you’ve already mentioned the word “shallow” a couple of times. Do you feel bad about the parties?
Yeah, it's really awkward because obviously it is a shallow thing. But even Tinder is about as shallow as it gets. You don't want to upset anyone, but if you're going to a party for the best looking people, then unfortunately 95 percent of the people who apply don't actually get in.

So what kind of people are applying?
They're just normal people, like journalists, actors, actresses, models, nurses, doctors and lawyers. I'd probably say teachers, doctors, nurses and barristers are the naughtiest group, to be honest. Especially teachers. We’ve had some parties where guests wore masks and had no mobile phones at all. We've also had one party where we had some very, very VIP people in the acting and music industry.

But it’s mostly couples coming, right? What does that say about attitudes towards relationships?
I think it's saying people are becoming more open and honest. It has positive and negative points; I’ve seen couples where it's brought them closer because they don't need to cheat. If you've got a guy wanking over porn, he's not thinking of his wife; he's thinking about this girl. But he actually loves his wife and would never run off with anyone. It's kind of the same thing, but they’re present. I’ve seen a couple who were married for six months and they were swinging.

Looking at your Facebook feed you remind me a bit of the British Dan Bilzerian. What do you think of that comparison?
I've heard it said before. Photos that have happened and things that go on… it's very wild for some people who haven't experienced it, but for me it's quite normal.

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Chris in his running days

Before all this you started your career in athletics, right?
Yeah. Pretty much the first day I stepped onto the track I was the fastest 1,500m runner in the country. I won several national titles and was faster than Seb Coe and Steve Cram for the age I was at. I was the fastest 800m runner in Europe for my age at 18. Then I had a massive falling out with my family for a year and a half. Before, my dad was my coach; now, I was sleeping in the back of a car and eating fish and chips. It all went completely out of the window. I fell apart. I was almost suicidal – I couldn't cope with not being the best.

Then you came into money in quite dark circumstances?
Yes. When my mum died – when I was 21 – I inherited £360,000, which I invested into training to be a trader. My account skyrocketed, trading FTSE 100 and then FOREX. I did very, very well, and when Lehman Brothers went down I made an astronomical amount of money. I decided to put it all into property. I had six properties in Dubai, four in Morocco and two in Egypt at the age of 22, and I just wanted to focus on my running. Then this massive recession hit and I lost everything. At the time, I had around a £3.2 million net worth, but being paper rich is very different to having money in the bank. If the economy didn't crash as it did, I wouldn't be working right now.

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Chris with Russian State Secretary Pavel Borodin

I've seen a photo of you with Russian State Secretary Pavel Borodin. What's that about?
I met Vladimir Putin and Pavel Borodin. I wanted to trade rough diamonds but I knew nothing about it. This was back when things were good. I had a very good bank manager at the time, but he said he couldn't give me proof of funds, and nobody would talk to me without proof of funds. So I got some very big diamond buyers to give proof of funds and, long story short, I had a state's enquiry that said I was good for $390 million when I was about 23.

I flew to Russia with the documents in my bag, signed off by this bank. I went to the Kremlin and stayed at the President's Hotel, which is where I met Putin and Borodin. We talked in his office; they thought I was this super rich guy – it took a lot of balls to do. It was stupid, but I wanted to be the best and I was willing to do whatever it took to get there.

But you got a bit ahead of yourself?
I was definitely fake it before you make it at that point. I was 23 meeting some serious people. But I'd rather do that then say, “What if?” My idea of death is thinking, ‘What if I hadn’t given it my best shot?’ After I lost my money I was homeless and in and out of youth hostels until eventually things started going well again.

Finally, how big is your sex party network?
Well, there's one social network with around eight million in Europe, and another with 16 million. In the UK you've got groups with tens and hundreds of thousands of people just in London. It's beyond belief – you would not believe it. In my contract now I just have to fly to places like Miami, Ibiza and New York and go to parties and bring people in and help with bringing it forward and making it the best I can make it.

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The founder:

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The sex party:
 
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I WANT TO FUCKING KILL HIM
 
The degeneracy and depravity is disgusting
They need to be put down like rabbid dogs
 
1. He was already rich & high class. Inheriting that money at 21 is no joke.
2. He's encouraging a lookist/ heightist/ ableist/ cacophobic society
3. VICE is fawning over that.
4. VICE is a fraud in their so called "fight for equality".
5. I reckon the women are nearly all hookers at one point or another & the single men all have to be over a certain net worth if they're not good looking
6. The couples are all elderly no doubt
7. It's easier to looksmax as a woman than a man.
8. He can't be homeless if he inherited £360k - this is a Stakhnovite success story & a fraudulent & false rags to riches one at that.
9. VICE IS A FRAUD IN THEIR SO CALLED SOCIALIST CLAP TRAP
So what kind of people are applying?
They're just normal people, like journalists, actors, actresses, models, nurses, doctors and lawyers. I'd probably say teachers, doctors, nurses and barristers are the naughtiest group, to be honest. Especially teachers. We’ve had some parties where guests wore masks and had no mobile phones at all. We've also had one party where we had some very, very VIP people in the acting and music industry.

1. They're all middle to upper class.
2. They're all near enough women
3. They're all able to looksmax to pornstar standard paying a few extra grand
4. They're nearly all born into the middle to upper middle class bracket.
5. They all preach socialism & equality whilst practicing classism/snobbery/ elitism etc
6. VICE can you stop your charade. You are a bourgeoise bourgeois bohemian bogus Bolshevik arse wipe of a rag
 
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Just be born a rich, athletic, tall Chad and inherit a ton of money. Yup, life truly is fair.
 
even if i was 10/10 millionaire chad i wouldnt go near such degeneracy
 
I hope he gets his throat slit by some old roasty.
 
So that ugly motherfucker can basically bang 10s because he's the owner while he's making big $
 
A guy born in the most privileged background who inherited and still managed to become homeless is now giving us lessons about who is the elite.

Oh wait, people listen to him because he's Chad.

Lookism is paving the way for a failed society where human garbage without merit like this guy are the societal and economic leaders.
 
even if i was 10/10 millionaire chad i wouldnt go near such degeneracy

Same. If you've fucked 1 looksmaxed Stacy proportions specifications size you've fucked them all.

This is just self indulgence.
A guy born in the most privileged background who inherited and still managed to become homeless is now giving us lessons about who is the elite.

Oh wait, people listen to him because he's Chad.

Lookism is paving the way for a failed society where human garbage without merit like this guy are the societal and economic leaders.

In effect. The irony hey.
It's a glorified brothel in my books.

You pay a subscription. You pay to enter. You pay for sex. Just 1 step removed.

You'll have the drug dealers there, the escorts & sugar daddies & also sugar mommies.

Another farce.
 
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1. He was already rich & high class. Inheriting that money at 21 is no joke.
2. He's encouraging a lookist/ heightist/ ableist/ cacophobic society
3. VICE is fawning over that.
4. VICE is a fraud in their so called "fight for equality".
5. I reckon the women are nearly all hookers at one point or another & the single men all have to be over a certain net worth if they're not good looking
6. The couples are all elderly no doubt
7. It's easier to looksmax as a woman than a man.
8. He can't be homeless if he inherited £360k - this is a Stakhnovite success story & a fraudulent & false rags to riches one at that.
9. VICE IS A FRAUD IN THEIR SO CALLED SOCIALIST CLAP TRAP


1. They're all middle to upper class.
2. They're all near enough women
3. They're all able to looksmax to pornstar standard paying a few extra grand
4. They're nearly all born into the middle to upper middle class bracket.
5. They all preach socialism & equality whilst practicing classism/snobbery/ elitism etc
6. VICE can you stop your charade. You are a bourgeoise bourgeois bohemian bogus Bolshevik arse wipe of a rag
based post fuck vice and fuck normie liberals.

also op I did not read your post.
 
I don't want sex parties, I just want one wife who will be loyal and obedient to me.

That said, may this degenerate and his succubi burn in hell:reeeeee::reeeeee::reeeeee:
even if i was 10/10 millionaire chad i wouldnt go near such degeneracy
 
I couldn't even dream of experiencing this shit.

KIM JONG, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WAITING FOR? NUKE US ALREADY!!!!!!!!
 
May they all die of std’s
 
1. He was already rich & high class. Inheriting that money at 21 is no joke.
2. He's encouraging a lookist/ heightist/ ableist/ cacophobic society
3. VICE is fawning over that.
4. VICE is a fraud in their so called "fight for equality".
5. I reckon the women are nearly all hookers at one point or another & the single men all have to be over a certain net worth if they're not good looking
6. The couples are all elderly no doubt
7. It's easier to looksmax as a woman than a man.
8. He can't be homeless if he inherited £360k - this is a Stakhnovite success story & a fraudulent & false rags to riches one at that.
9. VICE IS A FRAUD IN THEIR SO CALLED SOCIALIST CLAP TRAP


1. They're all middle to upper class.
2. They're all near enough women
3. They're all able to looksmax to pornstar standard paying a few extra grand
4. They're nearly all born into the middle to upper middle class bracket.
5. They all preach socialism & equality whilst practicing classism/snobbery/ elitism etc
6. VICE can you stop your charade. You are a bourgeoise bourgeois bohemian bogus Bolshevik arse wipe of a rag

I hope the next Elliot doesn't get stopped by this guy's door.
 
Chad truly lives on another planet
 
I wonder how many ethnics there are at his parties :feelsclown:
 
I couldn't even dream of experiencing this shit.

KIM JONG, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WAITING FOR? NUKE US ALREADY!!!!!!!!

Isn't he a plant now?
 
Degeneracy everywhere :reeeeee: :reeeeee: :reeeeee: :reeeeee:
 
I love that he tries to escape moral judgement with the bullshit repitition of, oh well i know its shallow, eg im aware of it so i have escaped moral judgement, dont make a big deal of it i have already mentioned it. But it cannot be overcome, thats like saying ahhh racism is just discrimination thats all it is get over it i have already mentioned im a racist.

This moral failure CANNOT BE OVERSTATED and is the precedence for everything, the degenracy and elitism is the whole deal, it is a crime that cannot be excused.
 
Imagine the smell :feelspuke:
 
:reeeeee::reeeeee::reeeeee::reeeeee::reeeeee::reeeeee::reeeeee::reeeeee:

These are the same people posting on IT.
 

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