[SuicideFuel] Nuclear baldness blackpill. Why are Japs so brutal?

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I was enjoying the story, I didn't need that :cryfeels:

Manga/anime is cool but the lookism levels are insane and no male pattern baldness character is ever portrayed as anything more than a background character, villain or dirty old man.

I feel as if I have to get a super expensive and invasive surgery, or get some uncomfortable shit glued to my scalp, just to be considered human. Even though I know that I would still be incel after doing it (I never get any IOIs whatsoever even when my bald scalp is not showing; I'm also ugly on top of being bald).
 
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The baldness/receding thing is weird, it used to be more common before, like think about DBZ, or Polnareff from Jojo. But that shit doesn't fly as well now anymore, it's youth and beauty or else.
 
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it used to be more common before, like think about DBZ, or Polnareff from Jojo.
Idk about those two other but DBZ is not an exception. The only relevant male pattern baldness character that I can remember is Roshi and he fits the "dirty, disgusting old man" stereotype perfectly. To boot, the times in which he was taken seriously as a great master, he was wearing a wig (as Jackie Chun). Lookism is everything.

Krillin and Tien are not male pattern baldness characters, they just shave their heads. Krillin even lets his hair grow in the last saga (Buu), and he's not balding.

Oh, Chaotzu is bald as well, but he barely looks human. He's a Chinese vampire or something, not really a relevant character, let alone a protagonist.
 
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male pattern baldness character is ever portrayed as anything more than a background character, villain or dirty old man.
Master roshi was the first character I thought of, but I know there are many more. :feelscry:

 
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Master roshi was the first character I thought of, but I know there are many more. :feelscry:

Even Roshi is just completely bald like One Punch Man. I think there are no really balding-looking characters. Oh, I remember one now, Dr. Gero, a villain. Kek.
 
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Idk about those two other but DBZ is not an exception. The only relevant male pattern baldness character that I can remember is Roshi and he fits the "dirty, disgusting old man" stereotype perfectly. To boot, the times in which he was taken seriously as a great master, he was wearing a wig (as Jackie Chun). Lookism is everything.

Krillin and Tien are not male pattern baldness characters, they just shave their heads. Krillin even lets his hair grow in the last saga (Buu), and he's not balding.

Oh, Chaotzu is bald as well, but he barely looks human. He's a Chinese vampire or something, not really a relevant character, let alone a protagonist.
I know, but you used to at least see characters with some degree of recession in their temples or imperfect hair, and they weren't all evil villains.

Anyway, most brutal and obvious example I can think of, Akira vs Tetsuo, the hero has normal hair, the troubled antagonist has a messed up hairline and recession.
 
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Even Roshi is just completely bald like One Punch Man. I think there are no really balding-looking characters. Oh, I remember one now, Dr. Gero, a villain. Kek.
I'm not able to think of male pattern baldness anime characters. They must be too unattractive to make them part of the story in their mind. In dbz the characters are either fully bald or fully haired.

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Just root for the villains
 
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Even Roshi is just completely bald like One Punch Man. I think there are no really balding-looking characters. Oh, I remember one now, Dr. Gero, a villain. Kek.
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u forgot about based Jiren. When I was norwooding during my first year of college, Jiren unironically helped me cope with it
 
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What's the manga
Kodomo No Jikan. It's the best manga I've ever read hands down, I strongly recommend it despite that suifuel.

Come for the lolis, stay for the great story and emotions.
 
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>loli wives are only for well adjusted NW-0 aged Chadlites desu
brutal
 
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Manga/anime is cool but the lookism levels are insane and no male pattern baldness character is ever portrayed as anything more than a background character, villain or dirty old man.
Baldness is rare in Asian people tbh, I think that's why it's ostracized so much.
 
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Baldness is rare in Asian people tbh, I think that's why it's ostracized so much.
Rarer than in whites and middle easterners, for sure, but not that rare, like among native Americans. Kinda in-between.
 
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Rarer than in whites and middle easterners, for sure, but not that rare, like among native Americans. Kinda in-between.
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Bolsonaro is NW0 at his 60s while his 30 something son Eduardo is balding severely. But he's fairly good-looking and low hair to skin contrast, so he kinda "survived" baldness.


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My baldness looks much worse because my face is much uglier, my skin is paler and my hair is darker.
 
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Bolsonaro is NW0 at his 60s while his 30 something son Eduardo is balding severely. But he's fairly good-looking and low hair to skin contrast, so he kinda "survived" baldness.


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My baldness looks much worse because my face is much uglier, my skin is paler and my hair is darker.
Brutal sonpill.
It's over if you look worse than your father.
 
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Brutal sonpill.
It's over if you look worse than your father.
My father mogs me at pretty much everything.

-heightmogs me (1,89 x 1,84)
-framemogs me
-facemogs me
-whitemogs me (blue eyed and blonde x brown eyed and haired)
-skinmogs me (no acne or acne scars)
-beardmogs me (full straight beard while mine looks like pubes)
 
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Oh, Chaotzu is bald as well, but he barely looks human. He's a Chinese vampire or something, not really a relevant character, let alone a protagonist.
He once sacrificed himself enormously.
 
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brutal... brutal.
 
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And in vain. He did way less damage to Nappa than Tien's Kikoho.
I guess he just wanted to die, most likely due to the fact that even he is not aware of what he actually is.
 
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I guess he just wanted to die, most likely due to the fact that even he is not aware of what he actually is.
He's a bald midget, it's comprehensible that he wanted to die tbh.
 
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Hair is life. My dad is 60 with a full head of wavy hair. I went norwood 7 at 22 without any luck with the meds I took since 18 since it was way too aggressive. Fuck my life.
 
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The baldness/receding thing is weird, it used to be more common before, like think about DBZ, or Polnareff from Jojo. But that shit doesn't fly as well now anymore, it's youth and beauty or else.

honestly balding is the final nail in the coffin

i'd give a 70 year old with NW0 hair better chances than a 20 year old with NW3 hair
 
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I know, but you used to at least see characters with some degree of recession in their temples or imperfect hair, and they weren't all evil villains.

Anyway, most brutal and obvious example I can think of, Akira vs Tetsuo, the hero has normal hair, the troubled antagonist has a messed up hairline and recession.
lol why didn't anyone correct me, it's Kaneda vs Tetsuo here

honestly balding is the final nail in the coffin

i'd give a 70 year old with NW0 hair better chances than a 20 year old with NW3 hair
the 20 year old just needs to get a million dollars, no biggie.
 
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Balding is even more suifuel if you got gay alien skull. You need a good skull shape to not look horrible when bald.
 
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Balding is even more suifuel if you got gay alien skull. You need a good skull shape to not look horrible when bald.
Yup, there's also that. My skull is round with a big upper third and small lower third. Ogre.
 
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lol why didn't anyone correct me, it's Kaneda vs Tetsuo here



the 20 year old just needs to get a million dollars, no biggie.
arguably some women do like older chads

but no one likes balding chad, not a single woman prefers balding
 
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arguably some women do like older chads

but no one likes balding chad, not a single woman prefers balding
Exactly. Balding is one of the worst characteristics you can have. Some women prefer blacks, some women even prefer short guys, it's super rare but it exists. NO ONE prefers male pattern baldness over normal hair.
 
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I was enjoying the story, I didn't need that :cryfeels:

Manga/anime is cool but the lookism levels are insane and no male pattern baldness character is ever portrayed as anything more than a background character, villain or dirty old man.

I feel as if I have to get a super expensive and invasive surgery, or get some uncomfortable shit glued to my scalp, just to be considered human. Even though I know that I would still be incel after doing it (I never get any IOIs whatsoever even when my bald scalp is not showing; I'm also ugly on top of being bald).
Yui-chan!! that's sadness
 
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Exactly. Balding is one of the worst characteristics you can have. Some women prefer blacks, some women even prefer short guys, it's super rare but it exists. NO ONE prefers male pattern baldness over normal hair.
it's impossible for a receding hairline to improve your looks

in 99% of cases it brings you down way below average
 
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it's impossible for a receding hairline to improve your looks

in 99% of cases it brings you down way below average
What do you think of Eduardo Bolsonaro's looks?

Bolsonaro is NW0 at his 60s while his 30 something son Eduardo is balding severely. But he's fairly good-looking and low hair to skin contrast, so he kinda "survived" baldness.


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My baldness looks much worse because my face is much uglier, my skin is paler and my hair is darker.
He's pretty much the best-looking severe male pattern baldness guy I've ever seen, considering he doesn't even fully shaves it off.
 
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What do you think of Eduardo Bolsonaro's looks?



He's pretty much the best-looking severe male pattern baldness guy I've ever seen, considering he doesn't even fully shaves it off.

good upper skull and eye area, would look much better with nw0 hair
 
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Bolsonaro is NW0 at his 60s while his 30 something son Eduardo is balding severely. But he's fairly good-looking and low hair to skin contrast, so he kinda "survived" baldness.


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My baldness looks much worse because my face is much uglier, my skin is paler and my hair is darker.
He needs to blame his mother for giving him balding genes
 
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I was enjoying the story, I didn't need that :cryfeels:

Manga/anime is cool but the lookism levels are insane and no male pattern baldness character is ever portrayed as anything more than a background character, villain or dirty old man.

I feel as if I have to get a super expensive and invasive surgery, or get some uncomfortable shit glued to my scalp, just to be considered human. Even though I know that I would still be incel after doing it (I never get any IOIs whatsoever even when my bald scalp is not showing; I'm also ugly on top of being bald).
Balding characters are treated like a joke. Where do you read these mangas btw, good sites bruh?
 
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Thanks for the lifefuel, boyo. What manga is that?


Balding characters are treated like a joke. Where do you read these mangas btw, good sites bruh?
I actually downloaded it from Nyaa.si to put in my phone and read when outside, also in bed. But that print in OP comes from Mangareader.

Strangely enough, Kodomo No Jikan chapter 36 has two different versions. I couldn't find any mention of it on the internet.
 
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Thanks for the lifefuel, boyo. What manga is that?



I actually downloaded it from Nyaa.si to put in my phone and read when outside, also in bed. But that print in OP comes from Mangareader.

Strangely enough, Kodomo No Jikan chapter 36 has two different versions. I couldn't find any mention of it on the internet.
Thanks bud, maybe one is censored due to loli?
 
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I was enjoying the story, I didn't need that :cryfeels:

Manga/anime is cool but the lookism levels are insane and no male pattern baldness character is ever portrayed as anything more than a background character, villain or dirty old man.

I feel as if I have to get a super expensive and invasive surgery, or get some uncomfortable shit glued to my scalp, just to be considered human. Even though I know that I would still be incel after doing it (I never get any IOIs whatsoever even when my bald scalp is not showing; I'm also ugly on top of being bald).
this is some gay manga bruv jfl some people read retarded sh.it lol
 
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Thanks bud, maybe one is censored due to loli?
No, neither is censored, both contain the controversial french kiss scene. They're just different. I'm confused tbh.

This is one version, the one I got the first time I read the manga, that's why I remembered some parts that were lacking and got to Mangareader to check it:

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This is the version I have, downloaded from Nyaa.si (tons of people saying this is the best version of Kojika, the scans are perfect tbh, but I don't know which one is canon if any):

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The latter would be good so you don't have to shave it.
 
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No, neither is censored, both contain the controversial french kiss scene. They're just different. I'm confused tbh.

This is one version, the one I got the first time I read the manga, that's why I remembered some parts that were lacking and got to Mangareader to check it:

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This is the version I have, downloaded from Nyaa.si (tons of people saying this is the best version of Kojika, the scans are perfect tbh, but I don't know which one is canon if any):

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Wtf, they're so different, are they drawn by same person or are some scenes added by another in second one? Which one on nyaa.si is the second?
 
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asian societies have deep-seated disdain towards bald men. this is because most asian guys look like cowshit without that black hair masking their subhuman flat skull shape. there was a poll done with Japanese noodlewhores asking what is the most despicable physical trait in men, and baldness easily came out on top.

NEVER move to an asian country if your are bald. not a good idea.
 
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asian societies have deep-seated disdain towards bald men. this is because most asian guys look like cowshit without that black hair masking their subhuman flat skull shape. there was a poll done with Japanese noodlewhores asking what is the most despicable physical trait in men, and baldness easily came out on top.

NEVER move to an asian country if your are bald. not a good idea.
Shit nigga you just ruined my life.
 
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Wtf, they're so different, are they drawn by same person or are some scenes added by another in second one? Which one on nyaa.si is the second?
The second one (longest one) is the Nyaa.si version, the first (shorter) is on Mangareader.

What's even stranger is the fact both versions were translated by Sayo. I can't find anything on the internet about it!
 
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Seems like what they changed was teach's commentary, like "omg her tongue wtf" v "her tongue tasted like milk". Weird.

BakaBT (if you can still get in) might have better seeding than Nyaa, though there are online readers too, not hard to find.

Kokonoe sometimes gets too much focus IMO, gotta appreciate Kuro/Shiro plus the buxom loli and buxom teacher whose names escape me due to it being years since I watched the anime.

Thanks for the lifefuel, boyo. What manga is that?
Genshiken. It (including this scene) has an anime adaptation, and it even got a spinoff called Kujibiki Unbalance about a bunch of mushroom-obsessed lolis which is a series the anime club in Genshiken watches.
 
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asian societies have deep-seated disdain towards bald men. this is because most asian guys look like cowshit without that black hair masking their subhuman flat skull shape. there was a poll done with Japanese noodlewhores asking what is the most despicable physical trait in men, and baldness easily came out on top.

NEVER move to an asian country if your are bald. not a good idea.
B.R.U.T.A.L. :feelsrope: :feelsrope: :feelsrope: :feelsrope: :feelsrope: :feelsrope:

Shit nigga you just ruined my life.
Kek, did you have plans to Japanmaxx or something?

Seems like what they changed was teach's commentary, like "omg her tongue wtf" v "her tongue tasted like milk". Weird.
That but also instead of her threat, there was a more tender moment. Why? I feel frustrated that I can't find anything about that chapter having two different versions on the internet tbh.

Kokonoe sometimes gets too much focus IMO, gotta appreciate Kuro/Shiro plus the buxom loli and buxom teacher whose names escape me due to it being years since I watched the anime.
Those two have very bad personalities tbh. Kojika has three good girls, Rin, Hoin and Usa. Rin is the best one because she loves Aoki because he's nice to her, even though Reiji mogs him in terms of looks.

Imagine a gorgeous blonde girl who loves you and only you because you're nice to her.This never existed in the history of mankind.

Genshiken. It (including this scene) has an anime adaptation, and it even got a spinoff called Kujibiki Unbalance about a bunch of mushroom-obsessed lolis which is a series the anime club in Genshiken watches.
Thanks!
 
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That but also instead of her threat, there was a more tender moment. Why? I feel frustrated that I can't find anything about that chapter having two different versions on the internet tbh.
I'm sure we'd have covered it on the KNJ wiki if not for Wikia having nuked it years before even the Fandom transition which nuked Uncyclopedia.

What I would do is if possible find out which group scanlated the 2 versions and bring it up on a manga forum somewhere. Perhaps MyAnimeList.

Besides posting the images I would also recommend typing it out for easier comparison.

Also include the raw scans if you can find them, because people might be able to type out the hiragana and translate it for you.

Those two have very bad personalities tbh.
Shiro/Kuro are just protective tsunderes, you can learn to love them too. Have you not seen the OVA where they spend time together?

Kojika has three good girls, Rin, Hoin and Usa.
Rin is the best one because she loves Aoki because he's nice to her, even though Reiji mogs him in terms of looks.
Reiji basically being a surrogate dad also might have something to do with why she rejects him. Not everyone has to be into incest.

Imagine a gorgeous blonde girl who loves you and only you because you're nice to her.This never existed in the history of mankind.
I don't see how this doesn't apply to Hoin / Usa though. They're obviously both a lot shyer compared to Rin, but they also seem affectionate towards him too.
 
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