JFL OFFICIAL PISSING HIERACHY

[narcissist]

PISSING HIERACHY:
Truecel: sits down to pee
Incel/normie: stands up and pisses on bowl to eliminate sound
Brad: pisses into water to create a much sound as possible
Chad: sits down to pee because it's comfortable but pushes his dick down so the stream goes directly into the water creating noise
Gigachad: sits down to pee but his dick is submerged in the water creating no sound at all.

 

[Deleted member 19858]

Incel/normie ngl

 

[FrothySolutions]

Who pisses themselves?

 

[Deleted member 18912]

I am Brad then.

 

[Deleted member 15752]

I piss in the sink.

 

[Deleted member 17606]

Chads piss roars with the power of a thousand lions

 

[Joelossus]

What if i piss into bottles?

 

[Deleted member 18214]

What if i piss into bottles?

 

[Angry_runt]

Urine droplets can fly 3ft away from the bottom of the bowl. If you sit, they'll end up on your thighs/ass. If you stand, they'll be all over your bathroom. I wish there was like a hose I could stick my dick into, like astronauts do.

 

[starystulejarz]

Truecel: sits down to pee

fuck you got me i've been doing this for 99.5% of my life i standed and pee'd maybe 200 times in my entire life

Gigachad: sits down to pee but his dick is submerged in the water creating no sound at all.

gigachad's dick is a submarine, foids will never know when he attacks

 

[Deleted member 1042]

I piss into the water to create as much noise as possible. You should too. Feels great.

 

[WizardofSoda]

Gigachad: pisses into some woman's mouth.

 

[Deleted member 1042]

Gigachad: pisses into some woman's mouth.

Just be an RnB singer theory.

 

[Dionysus]

well i guess im chad then

 

[TheNEET]

I piss on toilet seats

 

[needsolution]

piss thread

 

[SupremeG]

I knew it, I'm Truecel.

 

[Ellsworth]

I have weak stream

 

[narcissist]

I have weak stream

I had an online friend who had that issue, had to have a camera shoved down his dick or something

 

[Deleted member 19079]

i try to avoid peeing in urinals tbh

 

[IamJacksBrokenHeart]

I drink my own urine

 

[Blacktarpill]

I piss in the aink when im alone but normall i piss while standing up, in the bowl.

 

[RemoveNormalfags]

I can only shit/piss at home

 

[Deleted member 5653]

PISSING HIERACHY:
Truecel: sits down to pee

Fuck...

 

[needsolution]

I knew it, I'm Truecel.

 

[Sparrow's Song]

I legit knew a truecel that had to sit down to pee because of some defect with his penis shape or something.

Sigma Incel: Puts on foot on the toilet seat and pisses with a loud, powerful stream in a Captain Morgan pose while chugging rum.

 

[Inceltard]

always pee in the cabins tbh

Spoiler

 

[Deleted member 4159]

Gigachad's dick plunges into the toilet, clogging it and damaging the pipes.

 

[needsolution]

Gigachad's dick plunges into the toilet, clogging it and damaging the pipes.