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Serious On monday, I’m flying to Brazil in hopes of ascension. Will be going to northeast and plan on risking it all.

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And buckle up buddy boyos, I’m going to be documenting this. From when I land in Rio de Janeiro, until the end of my trip, wherever that is in the north of Brazil. Looking forward to it tbh, rarely felt this excited in my life ngl
 
Looking forward to seeing you on Hoodsite and Bestgore. Shout out your username while they slap you with flip flops
 
Keep us updated

Looking forward to seeing you on Hoodsite and Bestgore. Shout out your username while they slap you with flip flops
brootal. do they target subhumans more?
 
I planned to go to Brazil but want to SEA escortcel again tbh.

Please don't be a faggot and not update tho.
 
:forcedsmile: or you can be the male slave in Kebranozes
 
good luck eventho u doing this at the worst time with the whole rona thing
 
Rio and the northeast are literally where 80% of the crazy shit happens, but you should be fine, it's not as bad as people make it seem just stay away from favelas

In my book you're pretty much guaranteed to ascend there, especially if you are white

Who knows maybe you can even get a "white" local with your gringo status
 
Looking forward to seeing you on Hoodsite and Bestgore. Shout out your username while they slap you with flip flops
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Goodluck don't get kidknapped
 
I'm from São Paulo. How tall are u? Do you have green or blue eyes?

If you are a white gringo in the North of Brazil you may find some pussy by default! They'll give you some privileges in that regard since you are rare as a snow-flake in the North of Brazil (something they only see on TV), but you need to be NT to take advantage.

There are a lot of very hot Brazilian women in the North just don't expect to get any of them, most are mixed with Europeans (Dutch, French, Italian mixed with black and native Brazilians, so they are sometimes very beautiful-exotic with light eyes and they have insane hot bodies) but the more SMV they have, more Chad's property they are, like everywhere in the World.
 
And buckle up buddy boyos, I’m going to be documenting this. From when I land in Rio de Janeiro, until the end of my trip, wherever that is in the north of Brazil. Looking forward to it tbh, rarely felt this excited in my life ngl
good luck buddy boyo
 
How do you plan to ascend? JBW?
 
You'll probably ascend in our shithole just by being a foreigner from Europe/North America. Most of the guys here who live in countries like these would probably ascend too.

Just realized, truecel trait: You can't gringomaxx anywhere because you were born in a shithole and are not white.

God, we're so fucked
 
good luck brocel
 
If you are not white nor rich, you won't do much. Latinos have a more cunning nature
 
Lets hope you make it out in one piece.
 
I'm from São Paulo. How tall are u? Do you have green or blue eyes?

If you are a white gringo in the North of Brazil you may find some pussy by default! They'll give you some privileges in that regard since you are rare as a snow-flake in the North of Brazil (something they only see on TV), but you need to be NT to take advantage.

There are a lot of very hot Brazilian women in the North just don't expect to get any of them, most are mixed with Europeans (Dutch, French, Italian mixed with black and native Brazilians, so they are sometimes very beautiful-exotic with light eyes and they have insane hot bodies) but the more SMV they have, more Chad's property they are, like everywhere in the World.
5’8. That’s me on the bit of picture. Yes, I’d say that going as North as possible, my chances are going to be the highest.
How do you plan to ascend? JBW?
Yes , I will run JBW in the northeast
 
Looking forward to seeing you on Hoodsite and Bestgore. Shout out your username while they slap you with flip flops

*tied up man*
*random shouting*
*gun shots*

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Rio and the northeast are literally where 80% of the crazy shit happens, but you should be fine, it's not as bad as people make it seem just stay away from favelas

In my book you're pretty much guaranteed to ascend there, especially if you are white

Who knows maybe you can even get a "white" local with your gringo status
Bare in mind I failed SEAmaxxing, so this is it. If it doesn’t work in Brazil, it’s truly over and will be maxxing out on copes ( if I make it out alive, which keep in mind, I’m willing to take risks)
 
Who knows maybe you can even get a "white" local with your gringo status
With my face, I doubt it brocel. I have very low standards, will settle for a short black pardo tbh
 
@VincentVanCock
 
I went to Brazil 7 years ago, thought I was going for a week, loved it so much I stayed for 3 months!

Tag me in your updates please bro!
 
Bare in mind I failed SEAmaxxing, so this is it. If it doesn’t work in Brazil, it’s truly over and will be maxxing out on copes ( if I make it out alive, which keep in mind, I’m willing to take risks)

But you went to Thailand probably some tourist town try going Philippines at least. .
 
I went to Brazil 7 years ago, thought I was going for a week, loved it so much I stayed for 3 months!

Tag me in your updates please bro!

You are not only facially very handsome, you are also rich with 200 000 dollar car and travelling the world etc. Very suspect.
 
I went to Brazil 7 years ago, thought I was going for a week, loved it so much I stayed for 3 months!

Tag me in your updates please bro!
Really? What was so great about it? Did u ascend?
 
Really? What was so great about it? Did u ascend?
That was back when Brazil was the great hope of the global economy, Lula was doing his thing, cutting crazy finance deals with big banks to get his fake oil out of the ground, it was a party atmosphere, stunning girls everywhere, ate loads of awesome meat too.

It was expensive though because I wasn't even getting 2 reais to a dollar, you can probably get 5 now lol.

I stayed in a place called Leblon, it's set back from some nice beaches, reccomend it to you
You are not only facially very handsome, you are also rich with 200 000 dollar car and travelling the world etc. Very suspect.
And yet I'm here with you losers Bhai, such is life!
 
That was back when Brazil was the great hope of the global economy, Lula was doing his thing, cutting crazy finance deals with big banks to get his fake oil out of the ground, it was a party atmosphere, stunning girls everywhere, ate loads of awesome meat too.

It was expensive though because I wasn't even getting 2 reais to a dollar, you can probably get 5 now lol.

I stayed in a place called Leblon, it's set back from some nice beaches, reccomend it to you

And yet I'm here with you losers Bhai, such is life!

Honestly, what did you do there for 3 months? Did you not fuck anyone? Paid sex is quite cheap there?
 
I stayed in a place called Leblon, it's set back from some nice beaches, reccomend it to you
JFL heard it's full of chads and Stacies with a ton of rich kids. Not going to Brazil to get mogged to death, won't be staying long in rio. By the looks of it, you're not a repulsive guy
 
Bare in mind I failed SEAmaxxing, so this is it. If it doesn’t work in Brazil, it’s truly over and will be maxxing out on copes ( if I make it out alive, which keep in mind, I’m willing to take risks)
but what did you do? It's almost impossible to not get laid in SEA as a white guy, even old farts get pussy bro jfl
 
Just leave everything you've ever known behind and fly to Brazil where you don't even speak the language bro.
 
You are not only facially very handsome, you are also rich with 200 000 dollar car and travelling the world etc. Very suspect.
It's best you don't give it much thought. The more attention you give. The easier it is for him.

Starve him of the attention and he'll throw more ban material out.
 
but what did you do? It's almost impossible to not get laid in SEA as a white guy, even old farts get pussy bro jfl
Was determined not paying for sex, tried online dating mainly. Honestly maybe was in too much of a tourist area with tons of westerners at the time, so that didn't help .Had a couple matches ngl, and although my standards are VERY low, I just couldn't
 
don't get killed
 
ignore the negative haters:feelstastyman:, hope you'll be safe and find what your'e looking for:feelsokman: i'd say it's worth the try if you know what your'e doing
 

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