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NSFW Onahole “Japanese pocket pussy and lube” review. No larp or copy.

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Ok as promised here is my Japanese pocket pussy, masturbation device from Japan review. A verified purchase to trial whether its different and new- or Fleshlight 2 Electric Boogaloo?

An “onahole”, for arguments sake is a handheld Japanese version of the USA Fleshlight. Fleshlight were patented in the United States in 1998 but didn’t get established arguably until 2004. Although there is evidence the Japanese had masturbation cups long before Fleshlight.

The name onahole comes from the Japanese borrowing from the German word “Onanie” which is German for “masturbation” and the English word “Hole”.
Japanese オナホール (onahōru).

Quick History

I recall in a documentary a Japanese sex toy inventor in the 90’s made a “masturbation cup” for men when he left his Ramen/Instant Noodles while answering a lengthy business call. He stuck his finger into them to see if they were still warm. He then stuck his chincho in them and that’s how the (earliest known) masturbation cup was made. Albeit then remade out of soft “real skin” plastic material. Regarding the “noodle method” it’s still practiced today (see below)

About Fleshlight

I was a subscriber to the US company Fleshlight in 2004 when the hype machine had kicked in and whispers of Fleshlight did the rounds in community college computer LAN clubs. Fleshlight still used guerrilla, or shill self-published reviews far off from the over-hyped brand today. Due to a religious right in the US, it was originally called a "sperm receptacle" to avoid porn reform laws from George W Bush's presidency.
I also bought one of the first “Fleshlight Girls” based on casting an actual girl’s vagina lips and the Lotus texture in July 2008.
I threw my Fleshlight collection away after discovering escorts and paid for sex services. Not to mention a Vagina’s insides are neither a straight “Smarties sweet tube” (Pink Lady) nor an American Gladiators assault course for your dick (Lotus or subsequent inserts).


The onahole review dammit!

I ordered two items from a Japanese sex toy wholesale distributor, after recommendations from incels.co posters and onahole blogs.

- Extra Lube separate from the provided sample
- Office Love Sex Senpai Cowgirl Onahole


The Lube- Schoolgirl crotch smell lubricant extra aroma type (rating 6 out of 5)

schoolgirl-crotch-smell-1.jpg

One thing I love about the Japanese is they really don’t care about the teen meme as it’s not even an issue for them, it’s their culture. You can get real, “used” schoolgirl panties sold in vending machines in public transport depots in Japan.

This lube was recommended and I’m glad I bought it, as it does smell and feel like my fingers after I’ve hired a youngish sex worker. Usually with her working at the peak of her menstrual cycle.

The lube is artificial (can you imagine a lube containing 10% of real pasteurised teen juice and pheromones) but damn they’ve got the musky scent right. At first it smells like body lotion, then goes slightly musky, then tangy. There's even a tad overpowering in a “aged” good way an hour or so later, so don't think pissy smelling knickers.

Not to sound gross but if you
Put some of this lube on your dick foreskin, let it heat up, you'll get an idea of what you dicks smells like after sex. Chads often do the same "finger smell" if they’re worried about girlfriends finding out if they cheated through musky scents left on their dicks.

The onahole- Office Love Sex Senpai Cowgirl Onahole (3.5/5)

office-love-sex-senpai-cowgirl-onahole-1.jpg

Out of the pack the insert feels like a super-soft, fluffy fleshlight, although it is solid consistent diameter from front to end. Informal length is 6 inches long and about 3 inches wide.

The insides feel more like a real vagina than a fleshlight, due to onaholes having an internal pattern mould that mimics Vaginal rugae and curvature. Vaginal rugae being textbook anatomy of a vagina’s “ridges” designed to stroke, sheave and please a man’s penis during intercourse. There is also a “cervix” which acts as a pressure chamber creating a vacuum during use.

Prepping the onahole you need the right balance of heat, water and lube. I have a TL-DR method I got practice with during my fleshlight days.

I start stroking my semi-erect dick and the suction you get holding the insert loose is very pleasurable due to the said rugae ridges of the onahole. It did feel somewhat like bareback (with a pro) sex, very surprised. The internal air suction chambers combined with stretchy material create nice sheathing stroking sensation. You can death grip to simulate vagina’s entry muscle contraction or the other end for said silky stroke and back to the middle.

A couple of well-trodden negatives; despite being new out of the packet I noticed the insides damaged easy and some rugae started to flake out during my first use.
This makes some men revert back to the more durable, but way less sensual, fleshlight. My fleshlight collection lasted for 10 years, made before cheaper outsourcing as well as washing, airing and putting corn starch/flour on them after every use. I only threw them away as I got bored.

With the onahole I didn’t cum per-se as a direct result of the onahole stroking, but the build-up was fantastic. Some videos on Pornhub men have demonstrated climaxing in seconds using onaholes (how do they do it?)
The reason is a real tight vagina, gets hotter, tighter a wetter leading to climax.
True not every woman has a tight vagina. Some women have naturally loose or big vaginas and don’t need to be roasties or post child birth either.
So I finished myself off with Japanese pov porn and hand relief. Although I did feel like I had “sex” somewhat as I felt a calming sensation you don’t get from jerking it alone.
Did note I had a few carpet burns too, so maybe the rugae needs more lube next time?

Fin.


@Zettacel
@MayorOfKekville
@Yerberito
 
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Interesting. Bookmarked for later reading.
 
This is both interesting and extreme ropefuel

Too bad I live with my parents
 
You know, I sorta wanted to see a fellow "truecel" ascend through onaho,
And see him find his true cooming.
Quick History
I recall in a documentary a Japanese sex toy inventor in the 90’s made a “masturbation cup” for men
I was a subscriber to the US company Fleshlight in 2004
Really now? :feelswhat:

Btw where is that cocksucker onahole/ otonajp.com shill @Higgscel in all of this gloating that people might get ripped off?
I tried, even replied to you with a pastebin guide in another thread. Enjoy your hand. :feelsUgh:
You could have had the silicone. :feelsUgh:
 
I'm not reading that tiny text

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When you've evolved to use tools or make fire, you can soon learn the power of

Control and scroll to zoom in and out.

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I'm on a phone retard.

Standard font size is enough. Anything below isn't worth reading

So again.

No

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This girl looks like Loli version of Hina from domestic girlfriend
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There are some onaholes&lubes that will parody themselves over characters. But will never name themselves that character.

That being said, check your eyes.
Download 4

Because this is the parody level quality.
 
You know, I sorta wanted to see a fellow "truecel" ascend through onaho,
And see him find his true cooming.

Really now? :feelswhat:.

Oh right.

Well its a long story but some miscommunication from the Japanese online retailer failed to inform me Japan were on a 5-7 day public holiday "golden week Japan", despite the country self isolating due to Corona-chan.

I wouldn't say I've ascended. The pro-sex worker bubble had burst about 2 years back due to brexit (and well before covid-19) with even legitimate sex worker businesses in the UK going bust and sex workers being laid off due to dwindling business.

Hence the rise in Only Fans sky rocketing, e-begging and e-whoring trending.

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I did plan to dumpster dive in Amsterdam but that was cut short due to Corona World Order.
 
This girl looks like Loli version of Hina from domestic girlfriend
View attachment 260220

Got to say if american sex toy companies want to expand or target their market better, they should use Anime Waifus.

Not fresher week roasties. Ain't that right @curryZoomercoomer ? (when you get unbanned).

Regarding similarities between Anime yeah I used to buy videogames of "sorta" lookalikes. Its not uncommon for Anime artists to be "inspired by" (copy) character design, as much as a live actor, for channeling the aesthetic and mannerisms of another.
 
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Genuinely a good review.
Soon cucks will ban onahole because they are one of the last things to give incels any joy
 
I want to say something positive but all my brain can put out is: "It's over for many men"
Im sorry my man :cryfeels:
 
What does it look like in person?
 
Ok as promised here is my Japanese pocket pussy, masturbation device from Japan review. A verified purchase to trial whether its different and new- or Fleshlight 2 Electric Boogaloo?

An “onahole”, for arguments sake is a handheld Japanese version of the USA Fleshlight. Fleshlight were patented in the United States in 1998 but didn’t get established arguably until 2004. Although there is evidence the Japanese had masturbation cups long before Fleshlight.

The name onahole comes from the Japanese borrowing from the German word “Onanie” which is German for “masturbation” and the English word “Hole”.
Japanese オナホール (onahōru).

Quick History

I recall in a documentary a Japanese sex toy inventor in the 90’s made a “masturbation cup” for men when he left his Ramen/Instant Noodles while answering a lengthy business call. He stuck his finger into them to see if they were still warm. He then stuck his chincho in them and that’s how the (earliest known) masturbation cup was made. Albeit then remade out of soft “real skin” plastic material. Regarding the “noodle method” it’s still practiced today (see below)

About Fleshlight

I was a subscriber to the US company Fleshlight in 2004 when the hype machine had kicked in and whispers of Fleshlight did the rounds in community college computer LAN clubs. Fleshlight still used guerrilla, or shill self-published reviews far off from the over-hyped brand today. Due to a religious right in the US, it was originally called a "sperm receptacle" to avoid porn reform laws from George W Bush's presidency.
I also bought one of the first “Fleshlight Girls” based on casting an actual girl’s vagina lips and the Lotus texture in July 2008.
I threw my Fleshlight collection away after discovering escorts and paid for sex services. Not to mention a Vagina’s insides are neither a straight “Smarties sweet tube” (Pink Lady) nor an American Gladiators assault course for your dick (Lotus or subsequent inserts).


The onahole review dammit!

I ordered two items from a Japanese sex toy wholesale distributor, after recommendations from incels.co posters and onahole blogs.

- Extra Lube separate from the provided sample
- Office Love Sex Senpai Cowgirl Onahole


The Lube- Schoolgirl crotch smell lubricant extra aroma type (rating 6 out of 5)

schoolgirl-crotch-smell-1.jpg

One thing I love about the Japanese is they really don’t care about the teen meme as it’s not even an issue for them, it’s their culture. You can get real, “used” schoolgirl panties sold in vending machines in public transport depots in Japan.

This lube was recommended and I’m glad I bought it, as it does smell and feel like my fingers after I’ve hired a youngish sex worker. Usually with her working at the peak of her menstrual cycle.

The lube is artificial (can you imagine a lube containing 10% of real pasteurised teen juice and pheromones) but damn they’ve got the musky scent right. At first it smells like body lotion, then goes slightly musky, then tangy. There's even a tad overpowering in a “aged” good way an hour or so later, so don't think pissy smelling knickers.

Not to sound gross but if you
Put some of this lube on your dick foreskin, let it heat up, you'll get an idea of what you dicks smells like after sex. Chads often do the same "finger smell" if they’re worried about girlfriends finding out if they cheated through musky scents left on their dicks.

The onahole- Office Love Sex Senpai Cowgirl Onahole (3.5/5)

office-love-sex-senpai-cowgirl-onahole-1.jpg

Out of the pack the insert feels like a super-soft, fluffy fleshlight, although it is solid consistent diameter from front to end. Informal length is 6 inches long and about 3 inches wide.

The insides feel more like a real vagina than a fleshlight, due to onaholes having an internal pattern mould that mimics Vaginal rugae and curvature. Vaginal rugae being textbook anatomy of a vagina’s “ridges” designed to stroke, sheave and please a man’s penis during intercourse. There is also a “cervix” which acts as a pressure chamber creating a vacuum during use.

Prepping the onahole you need the right balance of heat, water and lube. I have a TL-DR method I got practice with during my fleshlight days.

I start stroking my semi-erect dick and the suction you get holding the insert loose is very pleasurable due to the said rugae ridges of the onahole. It did feel somewhat like bareback (with a pro) sex, very surprised. The internal air suction chambers combined with stretchy material create nice sheathing stroking sensation. You can death grip to simulate vagina’s entry muscle contraction or the other end for said silky stroke and back to the middle.

A couple of well-trodden negatives; despite being new out of the packet I noticed the insides damaged easy and some rugae started to flake out during my first use.
This makes some men revert back to the more durable, but way less sensual, fleshlight. My fleshlight collection lasted for 10 years, made before cheaper outsourcing as well as washing, airing and putting corn starch/flour on them after every use. I only threw them away as I got bored.

With the onahole I didn’t cum per-se as a direct result of the onahole stroking, but the build-up was fantastic. Some videos on Pornhub men have demonstrated climaxing in seconds using onaholes (how do they do it?)
The reason is a real tight vagina, gets hotter, tighter a wetter leading to climax.
True not every woman has a tight vagina. Some women have naturally loose or big vaginas and don’t need to be roasties or post child birth either.
So I finished myself off with Japanese pov porn and hand relief. Although I did feel like I had “sex” somewhat as I felt a calming sensation you don’t get from jerking it alone.
Did note I had a few carpet burns too, so maybe the rugae needs more lube next time?

Fin.


@Zettacel
@MayorOfKekville
@Yerberito
Disgusting
 
the kind of shit we find on .co dude
 
I don’t feel like getting onaholes anymore. I want to go to full dolls but I still live with parents, I got naughty pillows but full dolls just seems like overstepping the boundaries, even whorse when it comes in and looks like a teenage girl.
 
I read it, pretty good review. Glad you enjoyed it
 
"Extremely urgent!"

It happened, indeed.

At the moment Japans International postal service went on lockdown so aren't shipping as of early May 2020. FedEx is expensive but they delivered the goods.
I read it, pretty good review. Glad you enjoyed it

Thanks. Hard to describe the details of a physical experience.

Not to sound gay, cause Pornhub also lists them as gay videos (so clear your cookies afterwards), but some guys have unboxing, review and "demonstration videos" of their Japanese sex toys. Can't be anymore specific than that. What's weird though is some cum in seconds, while other written reviews said "tried to stroking for ages and nothing".

That said there appears to be a female cult following, some real women, some "identifiers". Again don't mess up your Pornhub recommendations feed.
 
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