Painful shitty morning

[blackoutwhitein3]

So this morning I had to take a shit. It was kind messy. Half got stuck in my ass. Had to shower to ease it off. It only pushes the shit back. Then shit again. Same routine. But I finally lot of hot, sharp fart. I enjoy those cuz I won’t feel like I’m constipated. Life is good for a minute.

 

[Deleted member 13256]

Thanks for sharing.

 

[SnakeBarrier]

I feel OP's pain, it feels worse than any torture method.

 

[Hunter]

>not street shitting

 

[Deleted member 6626]

Ladies and Gents this is a hemorrhoidcel. One of the most rarest breeds !

 

[StaroRavager]

Why is shit talk so popular on offtopic

 

[CompleteFuckingLoser]

If you're not flax seed maxxing in 2018 you're never going to have nice easy poops.