[LifeFuel] Parents are gonna go on vacation soon, all of my siblings are @ uni, r8 my plans for this upcoming week when I have the entire house for myself

Total Imbecile

Total Imbecile

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1. Catching up on romance and ecchi anime that i cant watch because I dont wanna get caught but I need to get into it to enjoy it so I cant watch it now because I cant be constantly on guard

2. Streaming porn on my gaming PC, I have a huge HD porn collection which Im finally going to be able to consume properly, also I will stream porn on my second screen while Im playing video games

3. Five guys every day, I plan on eating five guys at least once a day
 
acnescarcel

acnescarcel

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sounds good except five guys shots overpriced as fuck go to in n out
 
Bleachcel

Bleachcel

protect TayK & Holmes at all costs
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Just throw a party and meet some girls bro and show off ur personality through ur jaw and cheek bones brah’
 
Honeypot

Honeypot

PacifistERcel
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1. Catching up on romance and ecchi anime that i cant watch because I dont wanna get caught but I need to get into it to enjoy it so I cant watch it now because I cant be constantly on guard

2. Streaming porn on my gaming PC, I have a huge HD porn collection which Im finally going to be able to consume properly, also I will stream porn on my second screen while Im playing video games

3. Five guys every day, I plan on eating five guys at least once a day
make a party bro
 
Ethnic Natsoc

Ethnic Natsoc

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If you have cash, you should escortcel.
 
WawelDragon1683

WawelDragon1683

I will wageslave 'till death
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Just get laid bro
 
SelfCrucified

SelfCrucified

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If you have cash, you should escortcel.
He needs to be careful he doesnt fall victim to crime if he brings prostitutes into his house.

If OP is truecel there is no point having a party whatsoever. Zero chance of success without either actually committing rape or being accused.
 
Microsoft Excel

Microsoft Excel

Linda from Sanctioning
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These are greats plans I hope everything works out for you
 
TheNEET

TheNEET

School of Friendship dropout
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Hate_my_life

Hate_my_life

It never began
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Imagine not LDAR-ing.
 
Shinitai

Shinitai

just get a haircut
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1. Catching up on romance and ecchi anime that i cant watch because I dont wanna get caught but I need to get into it to enjoy it so I cant watch it now because I cant be constantly on guard

2. Streaming porn on my gaming PC, I have a huge HD porn collection which Im finally going to be able to consume properly, also I will stream porn on my second screen while Im playing video games

3. Five guys every day, I plan on eating five guys at least once a day
Sounds nice I love five guys there isint one that close to me though
 
MSCW

MSCW

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You know how to party dude!
I'm not sure what to think about the third part, it sounds pretty gay but eh who I'm to judge.
 
BlkPillPres

BlkPillPres

I'm Not A Monster, I'm Just Ahead Of The Curve
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Catching up on romance and ecchi anime that i cant watch because I dont wanna get caught but I need to get into it to enjoy it so I cant watch it now because I cant be constantly on guard
I don't know how any incel can keep watching this shit like a masochist
I believe To Love Ru should be mandatory for ecchi weebcel copers, up to episode 18 for that arc, because after that you won't want to watch it again (well you'll maybe finish the season for the sake of finishing, but that'll be the end), its going to black pill you

It was a surreal feeling, because I watched a few more episodes and I noticed it felt less and less funnny per episode and then later that evening I could watch no more, and I stopped watching all ecchi anime from that point onward, I could no longer cope, it was no longer funny because I realized who I was in that scenario, I was coping all that time living vicariously through Yuuki Rito, while all the time I was Saruyama, and the moment that connection is made, its over for you, ecchi anime will no longer be as enjoyable as it was and you won't even realize why, I was actually confused for a bit, I still lacked self awareness during this period, I realized at some point that it was because I could no longer cope and that was that, from then on it was exclusively story/action based anime, if I watched anything that was erotic and animated, it was porn and I jerked off, ecchi is basically "cock tease" as a genre, that's all it is, and companies make millions selling men that "experience", its truly fucked up

I don't get how any incel can watch ecchi anime, its literally just cock teasing anime, just watch a hentai and jerk off and be done with it rather than watching "Chad Life Chronicles" episode 99999, they are all basically the same thing

Five guys every day, I plan on eating five guys at least once a day
I'm hoping this means something that I just don't get the reference for JFL
 
tiredofthisshit

tiredofthisshit

life is a scam
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get a fleshlight
 
L

Legato

Pedophiles ruin everything.
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I'm not understanding why you can't watch anime when people are in the house?
 
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