I would like to remind you guys that when you fill a toilet full of your cum or piss or shit that you can simply flush it and fill it with clean liquid nearly instantaneously.
If it smells bad, it can be sprayed.
If the seat is opening is too wide to seat you comfortably, it's simple to replace it with a narrower seat.
If it is too tall, you can simply use a stool or platform to assist getting up to it.
There is no shame in it being too short, that just means you need to squat deeper, which will make you more physically fit. There's no shame in preferring shorter toilets, and in fact in Japan they have them 0cm tall since they're built into the ground.
Also even if small particles of organic matter stick to the sides, you can easily see it (it contrasts well with white porcelain) and clean it using a toilet brush.
Toilets also retain their size and do not become mis-shapen from prolonged use.
Toilets also reliably perform their responsibilities and can be easily shared with other men with less risk for cross-contamination.
If a toilet is unclean, we are free to clean it whenever we like, at zero pressure. If you own a personal toilet it is usually always available when you need it, at minimal cost of water and sewage fees.
If your toilet does break under the stress of its duties, you can cheaply replace it, and have honest conversations with it's producers about it's capabilities.
Nobody will shame you for owning a toilet, and in fact will appreciate if you own more than one as a backup.
Toilets generally have a beautiful lily-white complexion and do not get disgusting tans or tanning creams.
Their skin is smooth and doesn't develope cellulite.
They don't require the heat to be ridiculously high, you just need to keep it above freezing temperatures so their veins don't ice up.
So long as you have a proper S-trap, the sewers they connect to shout not expel gases into your washroom.
You can immediately finish with a toilet and go have a shower and she won't be mad at you.
You can sit on your toilet for a half hour and read book or use a tablet and she won't complain.
If your toilet is cold, you can easily wrap her seat in a fuzzy cover for your own comfort.
If she is running too long (perhaps her intake hole won't shut) you can simply lift her lid and fiddle around until it closes properly.
There is no social shame in hiring an expert to fix your toilet if it's broken.
Please guys, stop insulting literal toilets, they are wonderful. Find some other comparison.
