POLL: Has Anyone Ever Caught You Fapping?

[Vainglorious]

My father walked in on me a few times--a couple in my bedroom and once in the bathroom. The first time I was 14 and super embarrassed. After that time, I was just annoyed and then bought a lock for my bedroom door. My little cousin did once, too. I was 15; she was 11. She told on me. I always hated her. She was a stupid bitch even then. And then she got fat. ha-fucking-ha.

Who caught you and how old were you?

 

[Indari]

I've had many close calls from my mother in which I was embarrassed as fuck until I became lower inhib and was just annoyed. I think she only actually knew what I was doing once when she walked in and walked out but I always had a blanket nearby to throw over myself and a dark room. I think I was 16 when my mother was bitching out at me about using toilet paper too fast (mostly from blowing my nose all the time) and was badgering me about some toilet paper I left in the toilet. I usually always flushed it but it wasn't flushing right and she kept asking me what I used it for and for some reason didn't believe me when I said I used it to blow my nose and my sister heard and took great pleasure in letting me know that she knew what I used it for, the fucking annoying bitch.
My brother caught me when we were in elementary school and I was doing it in prone position and he was accusatory and I pretended I wasn't although I was literally about to nut before he walked in. My other brother caught me more full on when I was 17 or 18 when I was in the bathroom (we don't close the door when we use the bathroom in our family). It was dark and I was startled and stopped immediately and he left so it's possible he didn't know and was just trying to use the toilet but left when he saw me but I think he knew. At that point though fapping wasn't even an embarrassing thing to me and I was just annoyed.

 

[Deleted member 4159]

Mom caught me in the shower. I started crying. She was not amused

 

[Deleted member 3291]

My mom obviously knows i masturbate didn’t realize until I was 17. I would always cum in my underwear and she always did laundry so she probably wondered why they were crusty near the penis area. She always told me to do my own laundry but some times I got lazy and would ask her, now I know why, on the other hand she probably knows that I have no hope so she allows it.

 

[DCarver14]

Nah, always fapped at night and I had a lock on my door for extra protection.

 

[Sadist]

No, I have been close to being caught but never actually caught. I always manage to cover up in time.

 

[Deleted member 60]

I would always cum in my underwear and she always did laundry so she probably wondered why they were crusty near the penis area. She always told me to do my own laundry but some times I got lazy and would ask her, now I know why, on the other hand she probably knows that I have no hope so she allows it.

oh fuck, I did this when I was 13, it's over

 

[Deleted member 3291]

oh fuck, I did this when I was 13, it's over

I still do this when I’m at home and she still cleans it

 

[Sageb1]

oh fuck, I did this when I was 13, it's over

I never learned and my mom would always scold me to use shame to control me.

Shame is a great mind control tool.

 

[Deleted member 60]

I still do this when I’m at home and she still cleans it

alpha af

 

[Kointo1]

No. I never do it when people are home, and if they are I make sure they're in a completely different part of the house.

 

[Deleted member 3291]

alpha af

I try washing them myself and sometimes she will do it

 

[Tellem-T]

i make sure i never get caught

 

[whogivesafucc]

my mom and dad know that i do it to the point that my dad volunteered to buy me a fleshlight but i was like no

 

[MogekoLord]

no since i fap in the restroom

 

[Dekim]

 

[Sageb1]

I was fapping once in bed and my dad walks in my room to shame me for fapping cos i was enjoying myself too much.

 

[blackletcel]

me rn, but no cig

 

[Total Imbecile]

my mom and dad know that i do it to the point that my dad volunteered to buy me a fleshlight but i was like no

LMAO wtf, how do you even bring that up to your son

He must truly think its over for you to offer to buy you a fleshlight

 

[Volcel420]

I let my little sister watch me masturbate in front of her.

She also masturbated in my bed before.

I also use socks to jerk off and I use them until they get too crusty and start hurting my dick.

 

[Vainglorious]

I let my little sister watch me masturbate in front of her.

She also masturbated in my bed before.

I also use socks to jerk off and I use them until they get too crusty and start hurting my dick.

How old were the two of you?

 

[Futurecel2.0]

I got caught printing out porn. Brother walked in on me a few months ago. Roommate came to his dorm early and asked by it smelled like lotion.

 

[whogivesafucc]

LMAO wtf, how do you even bring that up to your son

He must truly think its over for you to offer to buy you a fleshlight

he uses one too, that's why. i mean, every father knows their kid masturbates, my dad is just high iq.

yeah, he thinks i'm gay.

 

[Rice Cel]

When I was 12 I'd always wipe it off with a sock on my nightstand. I didn't think my mom would ever notice. Then the sock suddenly disappeared one day and I was like, oh fuck

 

[ordinaryotaku]

Nope, I do it at night when I have to, and everyone at my family goes to bed a little early.

 

[TheLivingFailure]

Haven't been caught but I have a feeling my parents already know.

 

[narcissist]

I never learned and my mom would always scold me to use shame to control me.

Shame is a great mind control tool.

Geez your mother is manipulative bitch

 

[Sageb1]

Geez your mother is manipulative bitch

No, she's asian.

 

[Deleted member 2119]

Yes my father caught me once

 

[Maeror]

Yes my father caught me once

What happened?

 

[Deleted member 2119]

What happened?

I masturbated and he came accidentally into my room. It happend a few months ago

 

[Runecel]

I've had a few very close calls (i.e. my parents were right outside my room and I barely heard them in time, held my position like a soldier under the blankets and talked like everything was normal. They didn't seem to suspect a thing, one time my mom even sat on my bed to talk to me as this has happened more than once, holy fuck that was uncomfortable).

This being said, for some odd reason my parents think I fap in the shower (which I only do when no one is home so I have privacy) as they have called me out for it before, when they do my reaction involves immediately blushing and saying "no, what the hell?! STAHP!"

 

[tiredofthisshit]

Close but once it was really bad.

I just finnished and I came really big due to like 1 month nofap and I was fully naked and full of cum I screamed "IM NAKED MOM" when she entered the room

 

[ArtoriasWolf]

Petty sure I never have been.

I got caught printing out porn. Brother walked in on me a few months ago. Roommate came to his dorm early and asked by it smelled like lotion.

Reminded me of when I printed a lot of nude pictures and took them to school then lost them all in the playground.

 

[Juxtaposition6]

No, jfl at not being a stealthycel

 

[FeminismsCancer]

Not exactly fap fapping but quasi fapping. I was with my cousin in his bedroom and I was talking about a girl or the other that I fancied (wouldn't remember who) and pretend-humping my pillow and making quite obvious humping movements with my hip and suddenly his mum entered the room and I never knew whether she saw it or not but she didn't say anything. I was deeply embarrassed though by the awkwardness of it.

 

[NekoStance]