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HeOweGoreWrath

HeOweGoreWrath

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I've toyed with the idea for over a decade but still haven't gotten around to it. I procrastinate like a soy. WTF is wrong with me.

Assertive guys who've bothered to cope properly, explain how you made up your mind on what product to get, tell me bad investments to avoid, good investments to replicate, etc.
 
I own a full size TPE sex doll.
 
Imagine ordering it and then going to pick it up at the postal office. XD
 
Pics or you don't

Not sure why I should have to prove it, but here you go :
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here you go
15april2020

Your wife has cute abs, I think I respect you more than anyone else on this forum right now. It takes guts to invest in something so amazing. Even though I oft tend toward the pettanko I think I could really enjoy that.

One of my worries is by focusing too much on the torso that I might overlook the proper texture/construction of the hole though. I know some torsos have interchangeable holes (separate piece). Does yours? If it's fixed, do you find it satisfactory?

I've heard that you should have single hole only for some kind of 'vacuum effect' but to me the small things with holes on both ends just seem like easier to clean since you could just run water straight through and not bother with scooping nonsense.
 
Based for delivering pics. How heavy is she and how tall?
I had to google the initialism, apparently stands for thermoplastic elastomer. "full size' probably means pretty heavy
 
Based for delivering pics. How heavy is she and how tall?
The weight is a major issue, ngl. 40 kg. I basically roll it to move it.

I once hurt my back trying to move it around by just holding it. Never again.

172cm with the head.
 
I can deadlift 88pounds pretty easily but I guess the odd shape makes it more awkward.

I think having some mass is important so that it has inertia to resist your thrust and withdrawal, otherwise a light object just clings to your dick and you need to use your arms more to keep it immobile, which I think makes it too much like fapping.

Probably don't need much weight (maybe 5-10 pounds) to get that effect though, depending on how much suction is caused.
 
I know some torsos have interchangeable holes (separate piece). Does yours? If it's fixed, do you find it satisfactory?
I actually own two dolls : one for each version. I prefer the version with the fixed (undetachable) vagina.
 
how cucked does it feel to have to clean her tho
 
Don't have one
 
I bought two sex toys in total, a fleshlight and another one that's actually a woman's pelvis has a vagina and an anus to use. I threw them out a while ago when I had to go for basic training, and I kind of want to get one again. I'll review both of them for you.

This is the fleshlight I bought:


Only one I bought based on a pornstar I really liked. The first time I used it I was legit in heaven. I've never had sex before, and compared to my hand there is no competition. every inch of the texture was hugging your penis in a really subtle, tight motion, and it's silky smooth as well. What I liked to do is fill a bowl with hot water, and soak the fleshlight as well as the lube bottle in it for about five minutes. When you penetrate it that way, it feels like a warm, wet, tight velvet hug around your penis.

If you've been masturbating the whole time, you'll find that you won't get off as easily. The first time I tried it I spent literally half an hour trying to cum and it didn't work out. The sensation won't be as tight as your hand, but it feels extremely good.

Now, the problem is that I like to do prone masturbation (literally humping the bed), and the fleshlight is not the best for doing that unless you can somehow secure it.

So I got a second toy:

https://www.amazon.ca /Masturbator-Feelingirl-Realistic-Masturbation-Masturber-Cup/dp/B07D4G2SCZ/ref=sr_1_8?fap=1&keywords=male+masturbator&qid=1586995233&s=hpc&sr=1-8

This is basically a fleshlight but embedded inside a woman's pelvis. It's much tighter than the fleshlight, but feels incredibly good, and the best part you can actually fuck it like you would fuck an actual woman. It's heavy enough that it won't move as you're thrusting your hips. It has a vagina and an anus if you're into ass stuff, but I just stick with the vagina. the ass is also very soft, so when you pronebone it feels heavenly.

I would say I like this one more than the fleshlight, but only because I liked being able to thrust.
 
i've thought about buying a fleshlight. i haven't yet for some reason
pocket pussy too
 
What I liked to do is fill a bowl with hot water, and soak the fleshlight as well as the lube bottle in it for about five minutes. When you penetrate it that way, it feels like a warm, wet, tight velvet hug around your penis.
Wet-warming for some reason isn't an approach that occurred to me. The approaches I've seen are these things:

Not sure why only USB, I'd like an option for a traditional plug, we don't all rely on laptops to convert power supplies...

It makes me wonder if using warm water might be an option just for certain materials.

Although all onaholes are supposed to be washed, most of them emphasize the importance of drying them out (including special towels for wicking moisture) and then doing stuff like putting baby powder or modern talc on them (not ancient talc, that's toxic) to keep them dry

That might just be due to problems with long-term storage (mold growing, etc).

Given that lube is used with most onaholes I'm guessing there's probably no issue with using warm water to warm up the insides...

Why I'm wondering about submerging possibly being a bad idea though is maybe you don't want the outside to be wet?

the problem is that I like to do prone masturbation (literally humping the bed), and the fleshlight is not the best for doing that unless you can somehow secure it.
Me too (except I use floor, bed doesn't provide enough resistance to get that important 180 degree downward bend to intercrural myself) but apparently there are solves for this.


they even come with attachements...


If you don't want an inflatable with a custom hole there's also apparently a low-tech solution to doing this with just a traditional no-hole pillow by tying a towel around it:


That could be a better option for a full-body experience (even if it seems less secure) since the insert-air-pillow I linked to actually seems pretty small compared to the full-length dakimakuras.

This one also fascinates me:

https://blog.onahole.eu/reviews/blowup-dolls/small-sister-hug-pillow

Even though it looks like an alien, due to being bigger it looks like you could hug it better than the smaller inflatable. I guess it wouldn't matter if it was dark and you had your eyes closed? I like how it's combined with a pillow and how you can basically spoon it. Probably interesting variety to doing doggy-style on a small pillow or missionary on a dakimakura.


They're usually called "onahips" though the slang doesn't really make much sense to me. "Onapelvis" makes more sense. The hip is a joint between the pelvis and the leg's femur...

"Onatorso" is the more extensive term (which I agree with) when they go beyond just including the pelvis to also include the chest/ribcage.

It's much tighter than the fleshlight, but feels incredibly good, and the best part you can actually fuck it like you would fuck an actual woman. It's heavy enough that it won't move as you're thrusting your hips. It has a vagina and an anus if you're into ass stuff, but I just stick with the vagina. the ass is also very soft, so when you pronebone it feels heavenly.

I would say I like this one more than the fleshlight, but only because I liked being able to thrust.
The key here isn't the weight (gravity-based) so much as the MASS (which weight is derived from) basically because higher mass means more inertia.

It takes more force to get it moving, so it will stay in place and resist your dick as you push into it (instead of your dick pushing it away) and also stay in place (instead of your dick pulling it toward you) as you pull out of it.

Not just inertia, but also momentum. For the adhesion to your dick to pull it toward you after you thrust it's not just inertia but also the "pushed away momentum" you need to overcome, and similarly if it was pulled toward you, to begin pushing it away you would need to negate the "pulled toward me" momentum.

The net effect of mass (insertia/momentum) is independent movement vectors from your cock which low-mass fap devices simply don't have, meaning you need to control their independent movement by hand, making the experience less immersive.

This is the same reason, for example, why a foid would fap better with a dildo attached to a mannequin (holds it in place) than she would with a dildo she needs to move by hand.

The ultimate ideal is an onahole/dildo which moves on its own but that's obviously robot-tier aspiration. The best we can hope for right now is to simulate being the active partner in a sexual scenario while the other one lays there, but that's still better than needing to move our own limbs to simulate them being active, because that feels unnatural, our brains better understand this to be trickery unless you can simultaneously host split personalities that take control of your extremities and pelvis separately.
 
I have a doll. Posted about her a lot but I don't want you fucks rubbing one out to her so no pix.

Before her I had a fl and a doggy style butt.
 
I have a doll.
Posted about her a lot
yeah I see from February...

from feb

I look forward to coming home from work because I know my doll is there.
Sure she isn't real and all that bullshit,
but it sure beats coming home to a cold empty apartment.
It's not just sex, the aspect of cuddling and kissing is something you just can't replicate with a hooker.

It sounds kinda nice. A step up from teen-foids practice-kissing their forearms for sure, and probably cleaner than kissing a cat or dog on the forehead.

but I don't want you fucks rubbing one out to her
so no pix.
I've never actually rubbed it out to a doll, they never look as good as drawings, the whole point of them is the tactile feedback or IRL presence taking up space in a room.

Before her I had a fl and a doggy style butt.
Did she make you deport them?
 
yeah I see from February...

from feb



It sounds kinda nice. A step up from teen-foids practice-kissing their forearms for sure, and probably cleaner than kissing a cat or dog on the forehead.


I've never actually rubbed it out to a doll, they never look as good as drawings, the whole point of them is the tactile feedback or IRL presence taking up space in a room.


Did she make you deport them?
I made a thread about her recently. Search "dollpill" for the thread. People always ask for pics and I'll link to her model but feel protective of the pics I have of her. It's a bit cuck like.

I actually tossed them out before I bought her. I used the butt as my test. Figured 300 for the ass would be okay to waste if I didn't enjoy it and if I did I'll buy her.
 
I just bought one two days ago should arrive tomorrow

@Yerberito thoughts?
 
Wouldn't be possible for me to get one because of my living situation. Would people recommend them?
 
People always ask for pics and I'll link to her model but feel protective of the pics I have of her. It's a bit cuck like.
Wait... like we're cucking you by imagining fapping to your wife?

Wouldn't you actually be cucking us because we lust for your wife but only you get to fuck her?
 
Wait... like we're cucking you by imagining fapping to your wife?

Wouldn't you actually be cucking us because we lust for your wife but only you get to fuck her?
Cuck in that I feel like I have a connection with my doll and don't want others to see her. Sorta like if we had a real girl. Cuck is probably a bad choice but I can see you guys calling me a faggot for being overprotective :feelstrash:

Guess a real cuck gets off on the idea of sharing. :feelspuke:
 
too high inhib to buy a fleshlight
 
I barely have the urge to wank these days, so I don't know.
 
Cuck in that I feel like I have a connection with my doll and don't want others to see her. Sorta like if we had a real girl. Cuck is probably a bad choice but I can see you guys calling me a faggot for being overprotective :feelstrash:

Guess a real cuck gets off on the idea of sharing. :feelspuke:
How can you say you love her if you won't let your friends cum on her face?
 

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