[JFL] Post some dangerous stuff you do and why you are a potential terrorist threat

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Since we are terrorists now for being ugly men rejected by society because of our looks, we are now apparently very dangerous and we could commit a horrific act at any moment. I will start with some of the dangerous things I do which could cause a chain reaction of many deaths and much destruction.

I lay in bed all day long and play video games on my PC and console.
I sometimes go to the gym, but other times I have no motivation.
I eat cornflakes often.
I went to McDonald's with my mom yesterday.
I took some painkillers just now because my stomach hurts.
I had a nice lunch with my mother and uncle today.
I am getting bad grades because I am ill.
I like to drive at night while listening to some cool music.

What about you guys? I know these things are horrific and I deserve to be tortured to death for these crimes, but I don't care. Oh, I am so evil.
 
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sit at the computer
apply for jobs
watch anime
stare at a blank screen
lay down for long periods of time doing nothing
wish to be liked
Do you think you can just get away with such vile things? Think again, you will be hunted down and you will face trial for this evil.
 
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i walk across the road not at designated crossing areas. also known as crossing the road.

JFL @ US law enforcers get cucked :feelshaha:

cant believe crossing the road is a crime called jaywalking in the US.
 
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One time a few months ago, when I was learning how to cook, I burned some food and the smoke alarm went off

I jaywalk sometimes

I shoplifted once or twice when I was younger, I was embarassed about buying lube for a fleshlight and was worried the cashier would make a comment at me so I stole it instead. Never got caught

I frequently don't wear a seatbelt when riding in a car, unfortunately I have yet to die from it
 
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I shoplifted once or twice when I was younger, I was embarassed about buying lube for a fleshlight and was worried the cashier would make a comment at me so I stole it instead. Never got caught
You probably would have been way more embarrassed if you got caught. Luckily, you didn't get caught.
 
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You probably would have been way more embarrassed if you got caught. Luckily, you didn't get caught.
I don't think the wagies working there cared that much
 
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i walk across the road not at designated crossing areas. also known as crossing the road.

JFL @ US law enforcers get cucked :feelshaha:

cant believe crossing the road is a crime called jaywalking in the US.
Yes officer, this one right here.
 
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Sorry that I try to help people. I know it's terrorism these days
 
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help other incels cope with my guides and my incel game (when I have enough energy to finish it)

Sorry that I try to help people. I know it's terrorism these days
It is good that you confess your crimes, I am guilty of similar crimes. I once gave 20 euros to a homeless man and bought a meal the next week for another.
 
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It is good that you confess your crimes, I am guilty of similar crimes. I once gave 20 euros to a homeless man and bought a meal the next week for another.
Soon women can rob homeless men while we are told we are terrorists for helping homeless people :cryfeels: :cryfeels: :cryfeels:
 
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Im currently on the verge of failing uni since I have no motivation to study.
I spend my time talking to friends on discord, reading manga, looking at cute anime girls on pixiv and playing games.
I sometimes get burgers on the way home from uni.
One time i drove 10 km/h over the speed limit.
 
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