[JFL] Post some dangerous stuff you do and why you are a potential terrorist threat

gymletethnicel

gymletethnicel

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Since we are terrorists now for being ugly men rejected by society because of our looks, we are now apparently very dangerous and we could commit a horrific act at any moment. I will start with some of the dangerous things I do which could cause a chain reaction of many deaths and much destruction.

I lay in bed all day long and play video games on my PC and console.
I sometimes go to the gym, but other times I have no motivation.
I eat cornflakes often.
I went to McDonald's with my mom yesterday.
I took some painkillers just now because my stomach hurts.
I had a nice lunch with my mother and uncle today.
I am getting bad grades because I am ill.
I like to drive at night while listening to some cool music.

What about you guys? I know these things are horrific and I deserve to be tortured to death for these crimes, but I don't care. Oh, I am so evil.
 
Valiant Virgin

Valiant Virgin

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I exist as a sub-Chad heterosexual male.
 
TheSecondComing

TheSecondComing

no looks no life
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sit at the computer
apply for jobs
watch anime
stare at a blank screen
lay down for long periods of time doing nothing
wish to be liked
 
Cuyen

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I shit and cum my pants
 
zangano1

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Mahlo

Mahlo

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Edge for multiple days at a time
 
gymletethnicel

gymletethnicel

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sit at the computer
apply for jobs
watch anime
stare at a blank screen
lay down for long periods of time doing nothing
wish to be liked
Do you think you can just get away with such vile things? Think again, you will be hunted down and you will face trial for this evil.
 
Blacktarpill

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I fap too much, it causes the global warming.
 
TheGambler2

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I watch old beavis and butthead episodes on youtube
 
LostInTheStatic

LostInTheStatic

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I exist, and so I breathe, which produces CO2, which in turn creates global warming.
 
Virginp0wers

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i walk across the road not at designated crossing areas. also known as crossing the road.

JFL @ US law enforcers get cucked :feelshaha:

cant believe crossing the road is a crime called jaywalking in the US.
 
TINMAN

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One time a few months ago, when I was learning how to cook, I burned some food and the smoke alarm went off

I jaywalk sometimes

I shoplifted once or twice when I was younger, I was embarassed about buying lube for a fleshlight and was worried the cashier would make a comment at me so I stole it instead. Never got caught

I frequently don't wear a seatbelt when riding in a car, unfortunately I have yet to die from it
 
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gymletethnicel

gymletethnicel

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I shoplifted once or twice when I was younger, I was embarassed about buying lube for a fleshlight and was worried the cashier would make a comment at me so I stole it instead. Never got caught
You probably would have been way more embarrassed if you got caught. Luckily, you didn't get caught.
 
Ecstasy

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I look at women without their permission
 
LostInTheStatic

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i walk across the road not at designated crossing areas. also known as crossing the road.

JFL @ US law enforcers get cucked :feelshaha:

cant believe crossing the road is a crime called jaywalking in the US.
Yes officer, this one right here.
 
FinnCel

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I spread the blackpill so there would be intervention and thus less incels in the future

I help other incels cope with my guides and my incel game (when I have enough energy to finish it)

Sorry that I try to help people. I know it's terrorism these days
 
gymletethnicel

gymletethnicel

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help other incels cope with my guides and my incel game (when I have enough energy to finish it)

Sorry that I try to help people. I know it's terrorism these days
It is good that you confess your crimes, I am guilty of similar crimes. I once gave 20 euros to a homeless man and bought a meal the next week for another.
 
FinnCel

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It is good that you confess your crimes, I am guilty of similar crimes. I once gave 20 euros to a homeless man and bought a meal the next week for another.
Soon women can rob homeless men while we are told we are terrorists for helping homeless people :cryfeels: :cryfeels: :cryfeels:
 
Personalityinkwell

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I post on incel forums about how shitty my life is because I was ugly as a teenager
 
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Snow Dushman

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My gaze alone causes any woman to instantly melt the second our eyes meet.
 
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Lonelycel

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I dare to show my subhuman disfigured asymmetrical garbage face to the public
 
Bleachcel

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come arrest me fbi
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I post on an online forum that lets me speak about my life experiences with other undesirable men.
 
D.O.A.

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I once sabotaged the power supply of a women's egg bank so infertile post-wall femorrhoids would never get the satisfaction of settling down after their multi year cock crusades. I might be joking, or not. Either way FBI can suck on my 4incher
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manicel

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The only thing i do with my life is postmaxx, play vidyas and jerk off tbh
 
Saber

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Im currently on the verge of failing uni since I have no motivation to study.
I spend my time talking to friends on discord, reading manga, looking at cute anime girls on pixiv and playing games.
I sometimes get burgers on the way home from uni.
One time i drove 10 km/h over the speed limit.
 
Discipline

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Wake up, bathroom, eat, play vidya, eat, bathroom, sleep. repeat.
 
Emba

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ionlycopenow

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When I'm very depressed I stare at a wall trying not to cry while getting drunk and then I drink until the world spin and go to sleep
 
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I go to the gun range and run assault courses for time and accuracy.

Oh, hi FBI! Didn't see you there.

(in Call of Duty, you dumb fucking faggots)
 
Shigechi

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i jerk off to chinese cartoons
 
Higgscel

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I hide large amounts of substances inside my body everyday, aka I drink myself to sleep each night.
Nobody sees me coming, because I barely leave the house.
Nobody knows who I am, because I'm that fucking lonely.
I'm always the one to plant the bomb, in the videogame counterstrike.
I use incognito.
I lurk internet forums of fellow relationshipless men just trying to cope with the loneliness.
 
GoffSystemQB

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Drive fast and weave in an out of traffic sometimes. I want to feel the engine roar.

I used to be afraid of driving, but now it's a good cope.
 
NocturnalDecay

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I used to be a software developer but ever since accepting the black pill as truth I just quit altogether and found a new job as a packer I just sit in a room packing things into pelican cases for delivery. I dont have to think I dont get paid much but I can say I'm a bit happier than I was before.
 
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