LDAR Post your piss bottles

[Xumi]

I fill a whole bottle (!!) in 1 alcohol session. Resorting to piss bottles is much comfier than visiting the bathroom 10 times in 2 hrs under the influence of alcohol. My recent collection reached the 2 digits but parents were hostile when finidng out. IMO it's still a viable method to pee in comfy when drunk just make to empty the bottles frequently (it's more evironmental friendly).

EDIT: only men of culture can appreciate piss bottles - @NEETAndTidy @Barrett @ManletHalfCurry @Mr Joyboy @Reimu Hakurei @acnescarcel @Damo the incel @seija @freakinasuit

 

[Cuyen]

Do you drink it

 

[ReallyRice]

Pisses me
No serious, don't do this shit man

 

[Murdoch89]

You must be a hikikomori

 

[Shigechi]

No, man, lol, bathroom is close enough.

 

[Insomniac]

Why post this man? Cucktears loves this shit

well, it’s piss not shit but you get what I mean

 

[HighTGymcel]

 

[Deleted member 18912]

 

[Hentai-Connoisseur]

You really are something Xumi

 

[Weed]

I am not on that level of autism ngl although I peed when I was 12 but that's because I was scared @ night to go to le toilet ngl, now I live at night

 

[PotatoTomato]

Why do you do that to yourself man?

 

[Deleted member 8353]

Cucktears loves this shit

 

[IHateMySelf]

What is fucking wrong with you

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

piss bottles are a point of no return

 

[HighTGymcel]

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[Joelossus]

I don't have any piss bottles bro.

 

[Incline]

That's some disgusting shit bro. But I won't judge.

 

[Xumi]

Do you drink it

I've an online hiki fren who almost mistakenly drank from his piss bottles few times, but he's slightly schizo + druggie so.. He made a bong from one of the piss bottles if that counts as anything

You must be a hikikomori

No, just haven't left my house for almost a year but I try to quit this lifestyle ngl

No, man, lol, bathroom is close enough.

Desu not as close when drunk

Why post this man? Cucktears loves this shit

well, it’s piss not shit but you get what I mean

Ebil inkels piss in bottles JFL

 

[2340922]

Pisses me
No serious, don't do this shit man

That's some disgusting shit bro. But I won't judge.

i mean are to that lazy to go to the toilet??

 

[Dionysus]

I don't have any piss bottles bro.

 

[Xumi]

i mean are to that lazy to go to the toilet??

When drunk yeah I definitely am

 

[janoycresva]

i have a piss bucket not a bottle

 

[EyesAreSoCold]

I don't know man I think it's way comfier to walk to the toilet and flush your pee down than to pee in your room and save it.

 

[Blacktarpill]

No, man, lol, bathroom is close enough.

 

[seija]

I used to piss in bottles when I'm too lazy to get up or I'm desperate to go to the bathroom but I don't want my family to hear me. I do remember pissing in a water bottle one time and my mother smelled the piss pretty quickly so I stopped.

 

[Deleted member 14866]

bro just take a piss its like a minute at most

 

[Emba]

i have a piss bucket not a bottle

Same.
Easier to empty.
Just toss it out the window.
One time it hit a foid!
Jfl lol rofl!
Good times!
Bon temps!

That was a while ago when I lived in the çity.

 

[ArtoriasWolf]

I guess it saves water

 

[Blacktarpill]

I dont have any. Im not a man of culture.

 

[ihaveno1]

i just pee in the toilet

 

[Xumi]

i have a piss bucket not a bottle

Same.
Easier to empty.
Just toss it out the window.
One time it hit a foid!
Jfl lol rofl!
Good times!
Bon temps!

That was a while ago when I lived in the çity.

Ewww pee in the open air.. Must smell, let alone mosquitoes breeding inside of it

I used to piss in bottles when I'm too lazy to get up or I'm desperate to go to the bathroom but I don't want my family to hear me. I do remember pissing in a water bottle one time and my mother smelled the piss pretty quickly so I stopped.

R.I.P.
parents ruin everything

 

[Napoleon de Geso]

No piss bottles. But matrace of my bed is with cum stains

 

[seija]

R.I.P.
parents ruin everything

Agreed, but I just did it again.

https://incels.is/threads/just-took-a-piss.128325/

 

[FinnCel]

I'm an alcoholic

And I still use the bathroom.

I wouldn't know how to use a pissbottle anyways.

 

[Xumi]

Agreed, but I just did it again.

https://incels.is/threads/just-took-a-piss.128325/

Naisu

I'm an alcoholic

And I still use the bathroom.

I wouldn't know how to use a pissbottle anyways.

Instruction of how to use piss bottles:
Use bottles with big openings, or just push the opening against the tip of your pp. How hard could that be? I know alcoholic finns who use piss bottles, so you could as well

 

[LastGerman]

I do not need a piss bottle. I just piss where every I want to.

 

[jackwolfskin999]

lol i guess this must be an inceltrait

 

[Deleted member 11032]

No piss bottles. But matrace of my bed is with cum stains

True man of culture does not tarnish bed linen in dwelling he inhabits. More honor in using luxury toilet tissue scented with lavender.

 

[Deleted member 677]

piss bottle = forced meme

 

[Deleted member 18515]

piss bottle = forced meme

 

[Napoleon de Geso]

True man of culture does not tarnish bed linen in dwelling he inhabits. More honor in using luxury toilet tissue scented with lavender.

Honor is using loli pusi

 

[BlkPillPres]

Desu not as close when drunk

This is why I could never be a drugcel, drugs impede your logic

piss bottle = forced meme

 

[Deleted member 10150]

Just toss it out the window.

i have piss bottle its 1 yrs old now

 

[Deleted member 17883]

Can't you just piss in a toilet bro?

 

[HighTGymcel]

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lol i guess this must be an inceltrait

Its weird to see aldi in english

 

[HumanTrash]

My toilet is literally 5 steps from my chair, I have no need for bottles

 

[Damo the incel]

I just piss out the window

 

[Schizoidcel]

Why not take it a step further and pee directly in your mouth so you don't have to drink as much water

 

[Xumi]

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lol i guess this must be an inceltrait

finally a man of culture arrived

This is why I could never be a drugcel, drugs impede your logic

Cope. If you don't rely on substances abuse, you are probably not really blackpilled.

 

[BlkPillPres]

Cope. If you rely on substances abuse, you are probably not really blackpilled.

I think you misread my post, what you are saying here agrees with it