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Psychic Incel Test

A Good Friend

A Good Friend

True Force Loneliness
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In my left hand, I'm holding an object.

Post best guesses, or just vague descriptions.

I'll return in one hour to reveal the object.
 
Its gotta be some Left handed scissors
 
Sergeantincel said:
Your penis.

a penis, or mine specifically?

either way it's incorrect



five minutes left
 
a mouse, because you are left handed
 
All good guesses, but it was a phillips head screwdriver

@Akarin with a bonus point for creativity




this time is a little different, I'm going to open an image in another window and concentrate on it, try and send out the vibes

in one hour you get the answer, hint: not animal or vegetable, will be a non-living thing

concentrate!
 



remember, clear your head and focus on what it could be, the answers need not be specific

what vague outlines do you see? do you see bright colors or muted tones? is it very large or very small?

try to get in the ballpark, you'd be surprised how close you can get with a little refinement


idkwattodowithlife said:
An 80s porn mag.
it also won't be a depiction of humans, so that is technically in-play by my original guidelines, but it won't be that
 
A Good Friend said:



remember, clear your head and focus on what it could be, the answers need not be specific

what vague outlines do you see? do you see bright colors or muted tones? is it very large or very small?

try to get in the ballpark, you'd be surprised how close you can get with a little refinement


it also won't be a depiction of humans, so that is technically in-play by my original guidelines, but it won't be that




a ruler

ruler.jpg
 
A spiky hedgehog, of course:

220px-Tygertyger_hedgehog.jpg
 
Sergeantincel said:
Training younglings in the force, I see.
Oh wow, I hadn't made that connection, but yeah I guess so. We used to play this on /x/ and it was creepy how close some people would get. Of course, it was a larger sample size.


T-minus 10 minutes

Remember: If it's just related to the image, it's good enough.
 
A Good Friend said:
Oh wow, I hadn't made that connection, but yeah I guess so. We used to play this on /x/ and it was creepy how close some people would get. Of course, it was a larger sample size.


T-minus 10 minutes

Remember: If it's just related to the image, it's good enough.



A dildo your about to shove up your ass
 
eiffel-tower-at-night-paris-france.jpg



the closest ones were

ATOMIC ACE PUGG said:
A dildo your about to shove up your ass
Because it's phallic and the French are assholes

and

Akarin said:
Because both are graduated
 
alright, last one will be another image. No hints, could be anything or anyone. One hour because I have no life and it's fuckall freezing outside.


20 minutes left, come on you psychic faggots, do you want to know about your powers?
 
dv1.jpg



I can see where @blickpall had a point, as the image on the board is cactus-like, also @jagged0 because again it's phallic

I've learned tonight that everything is phallic. Or maybe I'm just choosing phallic objects. Maybe this test did reveal something; I'm a huge cock-smoking puffer. Well, better get down to South Beach, get myself a boyfriend. God knows I'm not getting any younger.

If anyone else would like to try being the projector, fine with me.
 
Damn. I was close.

Also yea, hilarious closet-leaving experience here LOL.
 
blickpall said:
Damn. I was close.
Also yea, hilarious closet-leaving experience here LOL.
These are fun on /x/, except you can never be sure OP is being honest, because some people got scary close, a few bulls-eyes.
 
the force is strong with op
 

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