[TeeHee] Question for approachcels - What phrase did you use for you approach?

LastGerman

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So, as I mentioned before, I approached this one female at the gym. After the third time asking for her number, she told me that she has a boyfriend. My line was this: ''Give me your number.''
Also: ''I invite you to some raw eggs.''

Did not work man. I need to work on my pick up line teehee.
 
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"Hel-"

And then she walks away. Everytime.
 
boringcel

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Are you free? Do you want we get to know each other?
It doesn't really matter what you say, your looks will determine if she will give you a chance
 
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JeffGoldblumInTheFly

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I can't when I get near of a foid she go away from me.
 
GreaseCel

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Pick up lines are a red pill cope, doesn’t matter what you say, chad says nothing and gets the number.
 
Microsoft Excel

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I say it nih guh
 
angrycurrycel

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No pick up line for your face
 
fOreVER

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No point as every foid has a boyfriend. How did they get him in the first place is a miracle
 
theundeadburg

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jfl thinking cold approaching any number of women will get you a gf
 
HumanTrash

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You look sympathetic
 
Darth Cialis

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Hi, I'm an organ donor. Do you need anything? ;);)

jk
 
Dionysus

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*i tip my fedora at this point*
im an incel and i was wondering if you wanted to be my sex slave?
 
ThickBoi

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What you say doesn’t matter. It’s how you say it and how you look when you present yourself. The problem is not everyone can look good and have a good voice.
 
Napoleon de Geso

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Inviting to expedition on surface of this planet
 
RoastieBeef

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I don't use it but I heard people use "come here often?"
 
Emba

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Come with me if you want to live...
 
CameronCel

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Bruh you gotta get straight to the point. No point beating around the bush.

Go up to a foid and then:

You... me... fuck?
 
IronMike

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Whenever I'm drunk enough, I usually go with a "Damn girl you fine as HELL"
 
MSCW

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Forget it bud, you're a native. You're invisible to them.
 
SuperSaiyanGymcel

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"You must hit the gym brutally"
 
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I've sometimes bared to ask women whether they'd like to dance with me while I'm at a club with my friends. 100% times they've answered, "No." I don't ask them to dance with me any more.
 
seija

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PULs are cope and if an incel tries a PUL a Chad did they would post about him on social media, probably accusing him of sexual harassment and he would get MeToo'd.
 
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hey,
Elliot Rodger here
 
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I also told her that she needs to hit arms more. I also told her to lift her to another machine because she was wasting too much time on that treadmill.



he had nice lips
 
MulattoDisgrace

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I used to say anything that comes to my mind, it always end up with a cringe conversation because of my lack of social skills. After some time, I started to use some cliché lines, but it doesn't work either They always rejected me, that's why I stopped this approaching shit.

The only pick up line that works is Chad's face.
 
Vowa

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Just the other day I said "Hi" to the cashier who works with me in her native language. She didn't even make eye contact and responded in English despite my efforts. I've never seen anyone more annoyed by my presence in my whole damn life.
 
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I like to say “was your mom a baker ?”

If she responds I say “cause she baked a cutie pie hehe”

I only approach on tinder thoug h
 
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I like to say “was your mom a baker ?”

If she responds I say “cause she baked a cutie pie hehe”
That is also validating her. The approach should be degrading her, instead of validating her.
 
FrothySolutions

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"Hello, how are you doing? May I tease and please your blank?"
 
RegisterUserName

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I mean, you're asking a bunch of people who have had ZERO success what pick up lines were most successful..
 
ScornedStoic

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"Hi, I thought you were cute, here's my number."

I'm too baked to remember the specific words but it was a slightly more normal version of that.
 
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That is also validating her. The approach should be degrading her, instead of validating her.
My goal is to make her horny so I can lose my virginity not to piss her off but I see where you’re coming from. Fuck these hoes
 
Blacktarpill

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If you are chad, you just need to look at her.
If you are chadlite, you need to say "Hi, sex?".
 
FrothySolutions

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"I'd like to fuck your, uh, asshole..."
 
Adolf_Hitler

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Hey beautiful. Lets bump naughty bits.
 
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Just say anything tbh. You can't fake mother nature like PUA would like you to believe, you're either selected or rejected for your face.
 
ColdLightOfDay

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“Hello, you look cute and sympathetic. Can I have your number?”
 
GermanCel27

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So, as I mentioned before, I approached this one female at the gym. After the third time asking for her number, she told me that she has a boyfriend. My line was this: ''Give me your number.''
Also: ''I invite you to some raw eggs.''

Did not work man. I need to work on my pick up line teehee.
say to her: willst du meine kameradin sein? ich würde dir auch empfehlen dir einen hitlerbart wachsen zu lassen. das kommt sehr gut an bei frauen. frauen stehen auf männer mit macht
 
Joelossus

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I like band, do you like band? I also like game any game you like? I'm from india.
 
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Me: “Hi, I’m [name]. Pleased to meet you.”
Her: “My boyfriend”

... every single time.
 
LastGerman

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say to her: willst du meine kameradin sein? ich würde dir auch empfehlen dir einen hitlerbart wachsen zu lassen. das kommt sehr gut an bei frauen. frauen stehen auf männer mit macht
Thanks, I might try this one.
 
Valiant Virgin

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I just say I think they look nice. No cheesy lines, nothing over the top, just straightforward and to the point.

It doesn't work, by the way, because they don't find me physically attractive.
 
Reize

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I dont have one, i really dont know how to aproach women, i dont have even the most remote idea of what do you say as an incel so women dont see you as subhuman trash.

Specially if you're mentalcel.
 
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