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View: https://www.reddit.com/r/NoFap/comments/kscd4x/quote/


These retards ACTUALLY believe this shit. Five thousand fucking upvotes.

They remind me of retards on /fit/ who claim they don't lift for girls, yet girls are all they fucking talk about. I have never seen a single female user on this subreddit. Something about the male gender just has a ridiculously insane high tendency for delusional beliefs, thinking that not touching their fucking dick is going to get them laid :feelskek: so cringy and stupid.

If you check the profile of any user of /r/NoFap you'll probably see they also post in a shit load of other "self improvement" subreddits. I like to read through their posts, seeing how frustrating they get over something meaningless ("I CAN'T BELIEVE I FUCKING RELAPSED!!!", as if it's heroin JFL).

Fuck improoovers are pathetic.
 
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Chad faps on occasion.
 
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The quote resonates with me because fapping drains away my motivation to moneymaxx

But in general the life that I wanted was denied to me by my subhuman facial features, not fapping
 
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The guy I knew who fapped the most was also the guy I knew who was the most successful with women. My Chadlite quasi-psychopath acquaintance.
 
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If I go more than a day without fapping I basically start to lose my mind. I can't concentrate on anything and my already ever present desire to kill myself goes into overdrive.

The only reason I've achieved anything is because I can keep myself placated with fapping.
 
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The idea of nofap is hilarious. I can't imagine what it must be like to be so constantly focused on not touching your dick 24/7. Honestly, they're probably making it that much harder on themselves by constantly reminding themselves of it when they post every day on those subreddits and keep track of the number of days they've gone without fapping.

If you feel the urge to fap, might as well fap and get it over with so you can take your mind off of being horny. Now that I think about it, I probably haven't in like 2-3 weeks, not because I'm trying, but because I don't think about it and don't have time for it.
 
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I tried NNN, at the end of the month, I realize I just tortured myself.
 
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nofap are delusional morons
 
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View: https://www.reddit.com/r/NoFap/comments/kscd4x/quote/


These retards ACTUALLY believe this shit. Five thousand fucking upvotes.

They remind me of retards on /fit/ who claim they don't lift for girls, yet girls are all they fucking talk about. I have never seen a single female user on this subreddit. Something about the male gender just has a ridiculously insane high tendency for delusional beliefs, thinking that not touching their fucking dick is going to get them laid :feelskek: so cringy and stupid.

If you check the profile of any user of /r/NoFap you'll probably see they also post in a shit load of other "self improvement" subreddits. I like to read through their posts, seeing how frustrating they get over something meaningless ("I CAN'T BELIEVE I FUCKING RELAPSED!!!", as if it's heroin JFL).

Fuck improoovers are pathetic.
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nofap are delusional morons
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Day 16

The quote is indeed bullshit.
 
kikecel

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doesnt apply for an Incel lol
its on the same ground as "take a shower and brush your teeth everyday"
 
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anyone who believes in no fap needs to go shoot himself cause hes up to no good with that iq
 
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The guy I knew who fapped the most was also the guy I knew who was the most successful with women. My Chadlite quasi-psychopath acquaintance.

i was disgusted in highschool in like 2005 seeing some guys exchanging porn movies burned on jewel case CDs right in the classroom, i was thinking that was over the top in degeneracy and even "gay" because they were all masturbating to the same things, long story short they got married while i'm still a late virgin
 
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I jerk my dick off around eight hours a day, so at some point, it becomes a problem.
 
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The idea of nofap is hilarious. I can't imagine what it must be like to be so constantly focused on not touching your dick 24/7.

Self-mastery is pretty admirable. Going 30 days without fapping is pretty impressive. You need really good self-control and discipline for that. I don't believe the bullshit that it makes you more attractive or anything, though. I think it's an achievement worthy of a little respect however.
 
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Nofap is cope
 
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men are coping machines
 
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So delusional...
 
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every sex haver i've ever known has also jerked off
 
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every sex haver i've ever known has also jerked off
Which nofappers don't btw. They get so caught up with the "fapstronaut" shit that they forget sex exists and accidentally give it away that they're incels. "I'm the best fapstronaut here! A full year without an orgasm! Damnn it's hard but I will stay strong!" Meanwhile chad has sex daily.