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FlamingCel

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Jesus Christ, I believe you are God's Messiah. I believe You are the Son of God, who gave Your Life as a sacrifice to save my soul from the torments of Hell. I confess that I am a sinner. Please forgive me.

Please SAVE me and fill me with YOUR HOLY SPIRIT. I dedicate my time on earth to Your mission, and I ask for the great honor of being with You for all eternity.

So please forgive my sins, take control and change my life. Please take my broken pieces and broken heart, and resurrect my Life. Please raise me as God's own child into the holy and powerful soul You want me to be.

I trust You to be my Savior, Redeemer, Provider, Defender, Guide, Friend and LORD throughout eternity. So be it.

 
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No Jesus Christ for your bones.
 
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@Diocel @arab_incel @MuslimCell thoughts?

incels.co crusade time Christians vs muslims
 
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If god was real than why is he not striking fornicators with lightning or at least guaranteeing virgins virgin fiancees?
 
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Nah... Try this it's easier.

There is no god but Allah and Muhammad is his profit.
 
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Religion is a nice cope tbh. Praying and submitting to a deity actually destresses and helps with depression. Even though it is at stark odds with reality.
 
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nah jesus was a cuck
 
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the religion of the dead kike on a stick ruined the roman empire and it ruined the west. its pretty clear islam is the only way we can preserve our traditional values
 
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Jesus is a worthless kike on a stick who never existed and never will
 
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I only pray to one saint.

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Our father in heaven, hallowed be thy name
 
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At least judaism is older than dirt so it makes it seem more plausible. Christianity and Islam are obviously derived from Judaism and have foundings within historical memory.
 
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At least judaism is older than dirt so it makes it seem more plausible. Christianity and Islam are obviously derived from Judaism and have foundings within historical memory.
Jew
 
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I want to die
 
AAAAAAAAAAAcel

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@Diocel @arab_incel @MuslimCell thoughts?

incels.co crusade time Christians vs muslims
(((protestantism))) is not christianity

tbf catholicism too is cucked now thanks to that pope they put in charge
 
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At least judaism is older than dirt so it makes it seem more plausible. Christianity and Islam are obviously derived from Judaism and have foundings within historical memory.
fuck off kike, go eat some pig
 
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Bookmarked, will read later to save myself,
 
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the religion of the dead kike on a stick ruined the roman empire and it ruined the west. its pretty clear islam is the only way we can preserve our traditional values
Jesus is a worthless kike on a stick who never existed and never will
>Jesus was a kike
>Jesus hates the synagogue of Satan
Pick only one

Two hours of Bible-based "antisemitism":
View: http://youtube.com/watch?v=fHTak4O-IK4


Also, any Muslimcel able to explain what "traditional values" are preserved by allowing men to have up to four wives? It just seems a little contradictory to support such a religion on an incel forum.
 
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Good effort. If you believe what's written in 1st Corinthians 15 1 through 4 and put your trust solely in Jesus Christ for salvation, you're saved.

You don't need works, the pope, a prayer (you can do it if you want), turning away from sin (though you should do your best to do it), saints, rituals, water baptism (you can do it if you want), tithing (you can offer however much money you want to preaching endeavors or to the poor) , going to temples, keeping days, eating stuff, nothing. Jesus is enough and our salvation is done 100% by Him.
 
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Orthodox mogs
 
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View: https://youtu.be/cxOSrnvAngE

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nah jesus was a cuck
no man,he is righteous
the religion of the dead kike on a stick ruined the roman empire and it ruined the west. its pretty clear islam is the only way we can preserve our traditional values
islam is not the way
Jesus is a worthless kike on a stick who never existed and never will
he does exist
 
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Jesus Christ, I believe you are God's Messiah. I believe You are the Son of God, who gave Your Life as a sacrifice to save my soul from the torments of Hell. I confess that I am a sinner. Please forgive me.

Please SAVE me and fill me with YOUR HOLY SPIRIT. I dedicate my time on earth to Your mission, and I ask for the great honor of being with You for all eternity.

So please forgive my sins, take control and change my life. Please take my broken pieces and broken heart, and resurrect my Life. Please raise me as God's own child into the holy and powerful soul You want me to be.

I trust You to be my Savior, Redeemer, Provider, Defender, Guide, Friend and LORD throughout eternity. So be it.

Just fucking lol :feelskek: :feelskek: :feelskek: :feelskek: :feelskek: :feelskek: :feelskek: :feelskek: My sides:feelshaha:
 
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