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SlayerSlayer

SlayerSlayer

COMPLY WITH MY FUCKING pronoun (it)
★★★★★
Joined
Jul 10, 2018
Posts
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White
Over 6 ft tall
200-230 lbs of muscle
Blue eyes
A manly beard
A strong supporter of Bernie Sanders
Lumbersexual- strong enough to chop a tree down with an axe
300K+ IG followers
Extrovert
Unabashed intersectional feminist
Travels the world and has lived in tough places
Manbun
Does not obsess about money
Follows his passion
A clean minimalist household in the nicest part of a big city full of plants that almost seems professionally interior designed, when in fact, he really just threw shit together and just has magical taste.
Uses an iphone, and NOT android like a creep
Has an incredible smile and an incredible heart
Loves to laugh
An expressive goofball, but can be serious about family and friends
Tattoos that have an interesting story about an obstacle he overcame
Drives a truck so he can help me move.
Surfs
Plays the guitar, and can sing Boyz II Men
Can freestyle rap
Has friends of all genders, orientations, races, and income levels.
Most of his friends however, are important cognoscenti.
Does NOT play video games
Does NOT play games- yet knows how to tease, push & pull
Does NOT watch pornography
BELIEVES ALL WOMEN
Calls out misogyny when he sees it.
Other women are jealous when he is near me.
Never wears socks with sandals, yet is still attractive and charismatic enough to get away with it.
Is a leader in all situations.
Has over two big friendly seeing eye dogs that he trained himself
RESPECTS ANIMALS
Is vegan
Enjoys spending his money on wildlife charities.
Fights for what he believes in
Does not criticize
Can read people
Lets people speak
Is romantic
Never resorts to cliches like flowers or chocolates, unless ironically
Takes me to exclusive places and events
Knows everything that's happening in town
Has famous and interesting friends
Overcame a hard life, has earned everything he achieved
Volunteers for abused animals
Has swam with dolphins
Plants trees, and is not afraid to protect the Earth
Enjoys road trips and cycling across the country.
Has friends in every country
6'5"
Can dance both boldly at the club, and formally at the ballroom
When people applaud, he jazz hands, and lets people know clapping is ableist.
Is not afraid to get angry when it comes to protecting me.
Always does something new and is introducing me to new people
Exclusive with me, but does not judge if I feel like exploring other options
Knows how to fix things like tires, or plumbing, or building a treehouse
NOT a computer geek, more of a people person, community organizer
Is above using dating apps
Speaks another language that's sexy like Italian or German
A man of God that respects the LGBTQ+ community
Intelligent sapiosexual
Dick passes the toilet roll test. He knows how to use it, and his tongue.
Feminist on the streets, misogynist in the sheets.
Is not a virgin, has been with many desirable women, but not too many.
Came from a cool intellectual family that's supportive.
His life and accomplishments are so epic, it cannot be reasonably summed up in an hour long documentary.

How many things do you achieve in this list?
 
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8/60, am I chad now?
 
Exclusive with me, but does not judge if I feel like exploring other options

LOL, you'd have to be all those things above AND exclusive with her but also accept her infidelity

Awesome, really.
 
All those personality/life experience things are insignificant. Looks brah.
 
Forgot to mention he should have big 8 in+ deek.
 
Also why are women so autistically obsessed with iPhones? They hate any Android user. Why is this? Is apples marketing so strong they can swing sexual favors from an entire half of the gender spectrum?
Either way I don't think I even have 5 of these
 
You forgot the ultimate dickpill
 
my old posts were better, not sure why. Too jaded and stupid now
 
A clean minimalist household in the nicest part of a big city full of plants that almost seems professionally interior designed, when in fact, he really just threw shit together and just has magical taste.
:feelskek:
 
meanwhile shes a landwhale post wall roastie that doesnt know how to cook
 
Meanwhile my standarts for a girl are 1) not mordibly obese, she can still be a bit chubby tho, but non-landwhale. 2)Non-deformed face. 3)normal personality (not a manipulative bitch). Is that too much to ask for??
Uses an iphone, and NOT android like a creep
Brutal
 
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