[JFL] Roastie manager asked me why I don't talk at work (lolwut)

Thoughts?

  • Start talking more then you aspie cuck

    Votes: 10 17.5%
  • Just stare at her next time

    Votes: 28 49.1%
  • Quit your job

    Votes: 12 21.1%
  • Go back to the bottle

    Votes: 7 12.3%

  • Total voters
    57
IlIlllllIlIl

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I'm a janitor you dumb bish. Who am I going to talk to? Roasties constantly avoid me and no one wants to be seen with me. Just for the record, when I first started at this shit job, I wasn't even a janitor, I was a part of the shipment team. They must have talked behind my back and said I'm too aspie to be around them, and put me in the worst position possible.

The toilet cleaning, floor mopping job that literally no one else wants to do. Bish comes in today and asks what my problem is and why I don't talk (srs) fucking pissed right now. As if I'm not going through enough shit there always has to be some normtardfag asking me why I keep to myself.

Bish just let me put on my earbuds and cope tbh.

Thoughts?
 
LastGerman

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Just reveal your pectoral muscles in front of her.
 
Modus Coperandi

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i hate normies bro

they say the same to me: why don't you talk?
it's fucking retarded. they could have asked literally ANY other question to get me to talk. but they don't.
 
TheSecondComing

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Nothing you will say to justify why you don't talk will not convince her that you're not creepy, just do nothing or start talking more (but who the fuck wants to do that)
 
IlIlllllIlIl

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Just reveal your pectoral muscles in front of her.


i hate normies bro

they say the same to me: why don't you talk?
it's fucking retarded. they could have asked literally ANY other question to get me to talk. but they don't.
Agreed it's one of the biggest reasons I work alone now tbh

Nothing you will say to justify why you don't talk will not convince her that you're not creepy, just do nothing or start talking more (but who the fuck wants to do that)
Would if I could but my position in the social hierarchy has been established at both of my jobs. Impossible to come out now (srs)
 
Insomniac

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death to NT normalniggers
 
seija

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Just stare at her bro or just quit your job.
 
fOreVER

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I hate normies but maybe talking could help you out or break you.
 
Schizoidcel

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Give her the aspie stare, she will leave you alone
 
Dionysus

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if you talk your creepy and awkward
if you don't talk your creepy and awkward
 
RollD20

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Have a staring contest.
 
StaroRavager

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Tell her to fuck off, you’re not a jester and you sure as hell don’t owe them anything after they caused you to be demoted
 
IlIlllllIlIl

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if you talk your creepy and awkward
if you don't talk your creepy and awkward
Legit tbh pisses me off

Tell her to fuck off, you’re not a jester and you sure as hell don’t owe them anything after they caused you to be demoted
I want to do this but don't want to lose my job tbh. I know these normie bishes only say this type of shit as a way to condescendingly make fun of me. As if that bish actually cares JFL.
 
StaroRavager

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I want to do this but don't want to lose my job tbh. I know these normie bishes only say this type of shit as a way to condescendingly make fun of me. As if that bish actually cares JFL.
Whenever they ask such questions 9/10 it’s for entertainment purposes
 
gigacel123

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I get asked that a lot, it's annoying
 
jackwolfskin999

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ehh no I'm fine I've just been feeling a but tired lately
never works
 
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I'm a janitor you dumb bish. Who am I going to talk to? Roasties constantly avoid me and no one wants to be seen with me. Just for the record, when I first started at this shit job, I wasn't even a janitor, I was a part of the shipment team. They must have talked behind my back and said I'm too aspie to be around them, and put me in the worst position possible.

The toilet cleaning, floor mopping job that literally no one else wants to do. Bish comes in today and asks what my problem is and why I don't talk (srs) fucking pissed right now. As if I'm not going through enough shit there always has to be some normtardfag asking me why I keep to myself.

Bish just let me put on my earbuds and cope tbh.

Thoughts?
Lol just ignore her. When I was in shit job I just came there and put on a "mental cloak" as I called it.

I was super High Inhib at first in my job. But with this mental cloak on I just did not give a shit what happened to me at work. I just didn't care. This faggots bullied me lol I did not give a fuck. It was only annoying but nothing else than that. But they thought they are getting to me LMAO. It was the funniest shit ever, they were like ooh are u sad? And I was like JFL at u thinking I giv a shit.

After some time. I even started acting high inhib. I even secured special privileges by acting this way lol. I literally stopped doing work, I was just fucking around and prolonging every menial task and they did not say shit to me. Eventually they came to expect it and left me alone. If somebody else done that they would be shat on but I did it no problem :DDDD

JFL. I was coming late everyday for like 20-30mins. And did not even get a warning until like 6 months later lol. And even then when they were all serious in the room and were giving me a warning I was like relax lol It's just being late I didn't do anything bad did I. Ez.

Lol I even stopped wearing my uniform during late stages of my job. Fuck being high inhib at job. Im high inhib after job but in job fuck that shit.
 
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Dammed if you do, dammed if you don't.
 
CursedCel

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i used to get that type of bullying during winter job.They tell u why dont u talk,and when u talk they ignore u.fuck them
 
lifeisbullshit95

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she wants to mocking you
 
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Mark my words, if you were to start talking and being social she would pull you aside and say you are talking too much.
 
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give her this look
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ihaveno1

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that question always fills me with eternal rage, been asked it since i was in kindergarten, normalfags never know what its like
 
Algeriancel

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I have the same problem. Don't even bother fixing it. It'll only backfire . Just apologise. Play dumb and shy.. Etc . All that stuff

My foid boss set up a meeting for new workers who weren't fond of socialising (like me) and old ones to get to know each other and function properly. Everyone was friendly because they were forced to be with our foid boss presence. But I can tell the older fucks wanted me gone simply by looking in their eyes.
 
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i just say outright I'm awkward and then continue acting the same
 
Emba

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Talk to yourself!

Say over and over I'm mopping or I'm sweeping. Or whatever your doing. Just say it over and ovER.
 
IlIlllllIlIl

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Talk to yourself!

Say over and over I'm mopping or I'm sweeping. Or whatever your doing. Just say it over and ovER.
I thought about insanitymaxxing but afraid it will get me fired. Some other guy was talking to himself where I work but he was a volunteer and is gone now.

Or this look:

Any tips on psychomaxxing? (srs)
 
Emba

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I thought about insanitymaxxing but afraid it will get me fired. Some other guy was talking to himself where I work but he was a volunteer and is gone now.


Any tips on psychomaxxing? (srs)
Bitch is probably making fun of you.
Just agree to everything and say yes ma'am to everything. And nod yes a lot.
Don't forget to smile! Or at least frown less.

I'm glad I'm neet even though I have nothing. I fucking hate jumping through hoops.
 
IlIlllllIlIl

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Bitch is probably making fun of you.
Just agree to everything and say yes ma'am to everything. And nod yes a lot.
Don't forget to smile! Or at least frown less.

I'm glad I'm neet even though I have nothing. I fucking hate jumping through hoops.
Trust me boyo I've been a good little worker for my boss. Bish always wants more

Gonna insanitymaxx soon (srs) gonna start talking to myself
 
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Maybe you'd go viral one day.
 
IlIlllllIlIl

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Maybe you'd go viral one day.
Tbh Tbh. Possible statusmaxx and ascend for your fellow janitorbrocel (srs)

Looking forward to the day tbh. (srs)
)
 
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you should Eat Rice for lunch at work one day (in minecraft)
 
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Working with normies it's gonna be such ropefuel. Unless i'm the boss, then it's ok
 
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Any tips on psychomaxxing? (srs)
Actually, yes. You need to hit work now shirtless. Also go around and sniff at all females. If you do enjoy one body odour lift her, preferable with your penis and then bite her neck to show dominance over her.
 
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Give her the middle finger
 
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Clearly the answer is that you tell her you do talk a lot...but only to the toilets who can truly understand you. Finish off the delightful never-to-happen-again discussion with a Hannibal Lecter-like hissing sound.
 
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What was your response to her?
 
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I'm a janitor you dumb bish.
WTF a useless office bitch is starting shit with a janitor? How low can these crybully feminists get?

On another note, if you tried to talk with hER, she might accuse you of sexual harassment, so one might as well end up being forced to go ER.
 
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I love your polls, they’re entertaining. I don’t think you have anything to lose by telling her the situation you’re in and that’s why you don’t talk.
 
IlIlllllIlIl

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What was your response to her?
My response is the typical aspie response. "i-I don't know" tbh. She wasn't having it (srs)
I love your polls, they’re entertaining. I don’t think you have anything to lose by telling her the situation you’re in and that’s why you don’t talk.
Thanks bro love u too. She will not understand my situation unfortunately
 
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